My Life with a Transformer

by The 3rd dragneel

War. It can spread to the farthest reaches of the universe. During the battle of Cybertron, B127, also known as Bumblebee is sent to Earth in order to create a safe haven from the Deceptions. However, even that proves too much for him. Luckily, a certain robot teenage is there to help him. Takes place during Bumblebee. Jenny x Bumblebee. New cover image up.

Welcome, one and all to the first official chapter of My Life with a Transformer, my very first crossover involving My Life as a Teenage Robot. Honestly, I have no idea if this story will be good or not, but the fact that I liked both this series and the Bumblebee must show you guys how much I will have fun with this story. Though most of it will follow the movie, I will add a few more Transformers, as well as an after story scene that MAY tease something for you guys, but I won't tell;)

Now if you guys haven't noticed, my good friend Insanity Dominator drew the cover image for this story and…...MY GOD IS IT CUTE! I mean you wouldn't expect robot love to be so cute, but here it is: being adorable. Sorry, sorry, but I can't get over how cute it is. Okay, let's answer some reviews.

Foggsaurus8: I don't know what you mean by Bayish, but it won't be that crazy. Aka, not that many explosions and stuff.

.18: Hopefully you like this story.

Pedroxmv97: Sorry, but I didn't have the right beginning for this story.

HAVEABOY: Thanks, I hope you will like this story from here on out.

Anyways, one thing I will say is that when the first few reviews come out for this chapter, I will delete the trailer if you guys want. I don't want to piss any of you off by keeping it, so please let me know.

With that out of the way, let us jump right into this new story together!

"Know yourself. Only then can you understand the power you have to bring change. No matter how small to the world around you." -Optimus Prime.

War. It was the only thing to describe the planet known as Cybertron. The once technologically advanced and peaceful civilization was engulfed in a civil war that spanned countless millennia, turning the planet into a shell of its former self. And though the war continued to rage on…...it was time…...for it to move on.

*BOOM*

Several explosions erupted from the towers of Cybertron. Littering its long streets were multiple Cybertronians, both the Heroic Autobots and the deceitful Decepticons. Multiple shots were fired from all directions as Energon spilled on the ground. Near a very large courtyard stood several Autobots, each trying to hold back the Decepticon forces with little to no effect. Ratchet, the Autobot medic continued to lay fire before his gun ran out of ammunition, much to his disappointment. "They've broken through!" Ratchet shouted at his comrades.

"I lost contact with the capital!" Arcee, the pink and one of the few female Autobots announced, taking her finger off her communicator.

"There's too many of them!" Wheeljack shouted, ducking for cover to avoid being killed.

"Come on you Decepticon Punks! I'll take you all on!" Ironhide, the weapons specialist of the Autobots, shouted in anger while firing at his enemies with his twin blasters, only to be shot in the arm. "GUAH SCARP!"

"Ironhide!" Brawn shouted before he too was shot in the arm, falling on the ground with a pain filled groan. Up above one of the towers, three Decepticon Seekers were firing down on the Autobots, pinning them down.

*BANG*BANG*BANG*

And they would've continued to do so, had it not been for a series of yellow energy blasts coming from the ground, striking them and ending their lives. The Bot responsible for the shots was none other than the leader of Autobots Orion Pax, or what he is now commonly known as Optimus Prime. Carrying a large rifle, Optimus leaped over a large burning box, firing several more shots at any Decepticons in his way. Landing on his feet, Optimus fired at a nearby Decepticon, killing them instantly. However, he wasn't done as he grabbed the Cybertronian's body, using it as a shield to defend himself from the Decepticon's returning fire. Once he got close enough, Optimus threw his 'shield' towards two more Decepticon's, knocking them off their feet. Angered by the Autobot's actions, one Decepticon summoned their arm blade while rushing towards Prime, who grabbed their arm with with a strong tug, threw them over his shoulder and two the ground, where he promptly stomped on their head to permanently stop them. Optimus then turned back to the battle, his blue eyes narrowing. "Where is B-127?" He asked his fellow Autobots.

*VROOM*

His answer came from the sound of an engine revving up not too far away. Driving off a nearby ramp was a small, yellow futuristic car. The front of the car opened up slightly, allowing two turrets to pop out before unleashing a barrage of bullets, hitting any and all nearby Decepticons. Two Decepticon Seekers attempted to shoot the car, only for it to crash into them, allowing the car to transformer in none other than B-127. While still in the air, B-127 kicked a Decepticon that was near the edge of a building, causing them both to fall. However, B-127 used the Decepticon as a kind of spring, crushing them and causing their head to roll off its body. To add insult to injury, B-127 kicked the head, which struck another Decepticon that was close to attacking Optimus. "Sorry I'm late. Hit a little traffic." B-127 slightly jokes, though it didn't appear that Optimus was amused. Probably due to the massive war that was taking place on their planet…..just a wild guess. Two jet-like aircrafts were closing in on Optimus and B-127 before they transformed and landing on their feet, revealing themselves to be the fliers Jetfire and Silverbolt.

"Optimus, we lost Landing Bay 1-5. There were too many of them." Jetfire regretfully informed.

"Most of our squad's dead. What do we do?" Silverbolt asked their leader just as B-127 turned his head, only to widen his eyes.

"Ummm, we have bigger problems." The three Autobots turned towards the direction their smaller comrade was looking at…...only to see the communications officer of the Decepticons and Megatron's most loyal soldier Soundwave landing several feet away, his red visor staring at them with little to no emotion.

"Decepticons. Attack." Soundwave said in a very robotic tone. A moment later, even more Decepticons appeared from behind Soundwave, which included Starscream, Shockwave, the Combaticons and dozens more, all ready to snuff out all the Autobots' Sparks. Seeing how outnumbered they were, Optimus gave his order.

"Autobots, fall back!" Optimus shouted while firing at the Decepticons, with many of his soldiers following suit. "Get to the tower, now!"

"Oh, there's no way we're letting those Autobots escape!" Onslaught shouted before turning to his fellow Combaticons. "Combaticons, form Bruticus!" Hearing the command, the other four Combaticons smirked before jumping in the air. Brawl and Swindal transformed into a pair of large legs(the former being the left leg while the latter became the right leg.) Leaping in the air, Onslaught transformed himself into a large torso, connecting to Brawl and Swindal. Finally, Vortex and Blast Off transformed into a pair of large arms(the former being the left arm and the latter before the right arm.) Soon, the top of Onslaught's head formed an even bigger one, creating a beast that the Autobots knew far too well.

"BRUTICUS, ONLINE!" Bruticus shouted with a monstrous roar, charging towards the Autobots.

"Holy scrap." Silverbolt muttered in shock.

"Optimus, we don't have the firepower to take that thing down!" Wheeljack shouted at his leader.

"Me and Silverbolt can lure him away from the tower. The rest of you, go to the escape pods." Jetfire practically ordered as he and Silverbolt were beginning to walk forward.

"Good luck old friend." Optimus said sadly while putting a hand on Jetfire's shoulder. He gave him a nod before he and Silverbolt transformed into their aircraft forms, flying towards Bruticus before unleashing a barrage of bullets. Bruticus let out an annoyed grunt before he began to run after the two Autobots, who were grateful of the massive Transformer's idiocy. Shockwave calmly began walking forward, analyzing the Autobot's movements.

"FOR CYBERTRON!" One nameless Autobot shouted, firing wildly at the one eyed Decepticon, who nonchalantly dodged their blasts. With a simple raise of his arm, Shockwave fired his arm cannon, blowing the Autobot's right leg clean off. They let out a pain filled scream while falling backwards as Shockwave walked over them.

*BANG*BANG*

To ensure the Autobot wouldn't get up, Shockwave mercilessly fired two more shots into their chest, killing them instantly. "Destroy the Launch Pad." Shockwave ordered Starscream and his two Decepticon Seekers. "Let none escape." With a dark chuckle, Starscream and the Seekers transformed into their own aircraft modes, flying directly towards the Launch Pad to prevent the Autobots from escaping.

'With the Autobots'

Blasting their way from waves of Decepticons wasn't easy, but Optimus and his group of Autobots were able to reach the top of the Launch Pad, where several escape pods were fueled and ready for takeoff. "Cybertron has fallen." Optimus said grimly to his Autobots. "Get to the escape pods. There are other Autobots scattered across the galaxy. We must reach them in order to survive." One by one, the Autobots entered their escape pods, flying up to space in order to survive.

"Optimus, we can't run. This is our home." B-127 pleaded the larger of the two, who gave him a slightly sympathetic expression.

"I understand soldier, but if we are to fight on, we must find refugee first." Optimus said before raising his left arm, which projected a blue and green planet in front of him and B-127. "I found that's well hidden: Earth. I know of its Intergalactic Force, and they may be willing to allow us safe passage into their planet." Turning off the projection, Optimus placed a hand on B-127, inserting a chip inside his chest. "You will go there and establish a base there. Once we've gathered the others, we'll join you there. You must protect the planet. If the Decepticons find it, then our people are truly finished." Even though he didn't like the thought of being alone, Bumblebee couldn't argue with his leader's logic. "Now go, you are our last hope B-127."

"I won't let you down Optimus!" B-127 shouted before running to a nearby escape pod.

However, little did he and Optimus know, Starscream and his Seekers were above the Launch Bay, transforming into their true forms and looking down and them. "DEATH TO THE AUTOBOTS!" Starscream shouted before he and the Seekers fired a spread of missiles, which curved around the Launch Bay….and struck the lower part of it. Soon, the whole tower began to tilt, causing Optimus to fall on one knee, even as B-127's pod fully closed.

"Good luck soldier, I'll buy you some time." Optimus said just as B-127's pod flew into the air. Grabbing his rifle, Optimus began firing at the Seekers, taking down as many as he could. Looking through the window of the escape pod, the last thing B-127 saw of his homeworld was the fire engulfing the Launch Bay, and Optimus Prime jumping off the ledge, grabbing onto Starscream.

But this…..was just the first chapter of B-127's story.

'Tremorton, 8:20 AM'

*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*

Several beeps from an alarm clock rang through what looked like a teenage girl's room. Multiple posters of cliche teen boy bands, famous celebrities, what looked like a dozen monitors…...okay, that was more on the creepy side, but other than that, it was relatively normal. With a low groan coming from a small bump covered by a blanket, a white arm reached out and hit the top of the alarm clock, silencing it. Emerging from the blanket was a teenage girl…..a teenage ROBOT girl. This teenage robot was none other than XJ9, or as she is more commonly known as Jenny Wakeman, the daughter of Nora Wakeman. Stretching her arms, Jenny opened her eyes, looking at the alarm clock. "8:20, huh? Good thing it's a Saturday." Jenny said to herself before lying back in bed. "It gives me more time to sleep…." And with that, she closed her eyes once again, embracing sweet slumber…

Only she shot up in realization. "Wait, SATURDAY?!" Pressing a button on her chest, Jenny allowed it to open up, allowing a small monitor to pop out. It turned on, showing Jenny her schedule for the day. Her black eyes scrolled down before a smile appeared on her face, seeing a certain note near the top.

"Brad's Birthday-send day with him"

"Oh yeah! Brad's birthday is today! I wonder if he'll like the present I got him." Jenny said to herself with pure delight. Even though she was technically five years old, she hadn't exactly celebrated it with her mother, so anytime she could party with her friends in honor of their day of birth, she would jump at the chance.

"XJ9! It's time to wake up dear!" A voice called out from behind Jenny's door before it opened, revealing her mother, Nora Wakeman.

"Morning mom." Jenny said to her mother, her smile growing slightly larger.

"I just want you to know that you completed your 300th mission. I think that's cause for celebration, don't you think?" Nora said before taking out a noisemaker and blowing it, a loud whistle emitting from it.

"Thanks, but I was actually going to go to Brad's house and wish him a happy birthday before we start hanging out today." Jenny said, standing up from her bed.

"I see. Well, come downstairs and have some breakfast. I want you to be at 100% capacity in the event another alien invasion or natural disaster that requires your attention." Nora said in a matter of fact tone with her hands behind her back, getting a small groan from her daughter.

"Mom…"

"Oh I'm just teasing sweetie." Nora said with an amused chuckle. "Have fun with your friends, but I expect you to be back before curfew. I still have to repair your monitors after our….last incident." An embarrassed expression appeared on Jenny's face. The reason: well it involved a small army of robot spiders and water. Lots and lots of water.

"I said I was sorry." Jenny said with a pout.

"And yet I'm the one who has to spend all day fixing them." Nora said with a shake of her head. "We must not allow ourselves to lose sight of any alien invasions on Earth. Who knows when Vexus or another threat might come while you're with your friends."

"Come on mom." Jenny said with a small roll of her eyes. "You know I can handle whatever comes to Earth."

Little did Jenny know, a war was coming to her planet, and she was not prepared for it.

'Carbunkle household'

The first thing that Brad Carbunkle saw when he opened his eyes was a large mansion that had a gate with the initials 'B. C" in gold. He was dressed in a comfortable looking white robe and slippers. Walking forward, he saw as the gates opened up, a large garden with hedges in the shape of himself in various poses. "Oh Brad~~~~" Smiling, Brad turned around, only to see several beautiful woman standing near a poolside chair.

"Ladies." Brad said in a swav tone, making them giggle as he walked over to them, sitting on the poolside chair. One of the women took out a bowl of grapes before picking one up, presenting it to Brad. He opened his mouth, allowing her to drop the grape in his mouth, chewing on it before gulping loudly. "Mmmmm, fresh grapes."

"So, how does it feel to be the Captain of Sky Patrol?" Another of the women asked Brad, batting their eyes.

"Is it true that you're getting a Medal of Honor?" The third woman asked.

"How do you look so cool?" More and more questions came from the women, getting him to chuckle in amusement.

"Ladies, ladies. Don't worry, there's plenty of me to go around." Brad said with his hands raised. "For now, let's just relax and enjoy each other's-"

*RUMBLE*

However, before Brad could even finish, the very ground itself suddenly began to shake. "W-Woah, what's going on?" Brad turned to his admirers…..only to see that they were gone, like they never existed. The ground began to shake even harder, causing Brad to fall on his butt. "What's happening?!"

"BRAD!" A monsterous, and oddly familiar rung through the air like a symphony, making Brad's eyes widen. Stomping towards his mansion was a VERY, VERY large version of his brother Tuck, who looked down at him with a big smile.

"TUCK?! HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG?!" Brad asked before his brother reached out, picking him up like a doll and bringing him up to his face.

"TIME TO WAKE UP BRAD!" Tuck then proceeded to shake Brad around while laughing loudly, much to his irk.

"TU-CK, STOP. SHAKING. ME. AROUND! I'M…...GONNA….GET….SICK!" Ignoring his older brother's pleads, Tuck kept waving him around like an action figure, stomping around the garden. "TUCK! TUCK!" Just as he waved Brad to the right…...Tuck accidently released him. "TUCK!" All Brad could do was scream as he got closer to the ground, his fate being sealed…

*THUD*

"Owwww….." Instead of hitting his garden, Brad crashed onto the carpet floor of his bedroom, his blanket flowing to the right. Blinking a few times, Brad was able to come back to reality, pushing himself up while rubbing his face. "It was just another awesome dream."

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*

"BRAD! BRAD! WAKE UP! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Tuck, Brad's younger brother, shouted from behind his door, knocking on it loudly, getting him to groan.

"Alright, alright! I'm coming Tuck." Brad said, grabbing a nearby blue rob before tying it around his body. He walked up to the door and opened, only to see Tuck standing behind it, a big smile on his face with his hands behind his back.

"Morning." Tuck said with utter joy.

"Is that all? Tuck, it's Saturday. You know I don't wake up until 10." Brad grabbed the door, only for Tuck to take out a green box with a red ribbon tied on it.

"Happy birthday!" Tuck said, hopping in place. Brad raised a brow at his younger brother, but took the present off his hands regardless. "Open it, open it, open it!"

"Okay, okay." Shaking his head, Brad pulled the ribbon off the box opening opening it. His eyes widened slightly as he took out a small yellow toy car. "It's…...a car?"

"Well yeah. You always said you wanted a Camaro, so I got that or you at the toy store." Tuck said with a shrug. "I know it isn't the real thing, but it's close."

"Wow…...thanks Tuck." Brad said with a genuine smile, rubbing the top of the younger boy's head, much to his discomfort. "So, are mom and dad here?"

"Oh, well…" Tuck looked away from his brother, who raised a brow. "They actually left for another trip this weekend."

"Seriously?" A disappointed sigh escaped Brad's lips. Though he was hanging out with his friends today, a part of him did want to blow out some candles with his parents. Oh well, next year will have to do.

"But they DID tell me to give you this." Reaching into his pocket, Tuck pulled out a small envelope with the word 'Bradley' in the front. Taking the envelope from his brother, Brad opened it, pulling out a small letter made by his parents.

"Bradley, we know your birthday is tomorrow, but me and your mother had to leave town to do business. We're sorry we couldn't be there to celebrate your 17th birthday. Your mother even baked you a cake, it's in the refrigerator. Hopefully this gift is enough for you. You're becoming a man now son, and I hope you can take responsibility for your actions. Happy birthday, please make sure your brother doesn't get into trouble while we're gone."

Love, mom and dad.

P.S. If you throw a party and destroy your mother's favorite vase, you will be grounded for a month.

Brad gulped loudly at the small warning his father gave him. As much as he wanted to have a party…..he knew how much his mother loved her vase, and if he so much as scratched it….goodbye adult freedom. "Wait, he said there was a present." Looking inside the envelope, Brad noticed something inside besides the letter. Raising a brow, he took it out, only to gasp in shock at what it was. "HOLY COW!"

"What? What is it?" Tuck asked with an annoyed tone, trying to see what was in Brad's hands.

"It's a check…...for three thousand dollars!" Brad turned the paper around, revealing it to be a check that the words 'three thousand dollars' on it, with their father's signature on the corner. Tuck's eyes widened almost as large as his tiny body.

"WOW! That's a lot of money. I didn't even know dad could have so much!" Tuck said before a massive smile appear on his face. "We can totally buy the toy store! Think about all the toys, just for us."

"You mean for you." Brad said before putting the check back in the envelope. "Sorry little bro, but mom and dad gave this to me for my birthday, and I'm not spending it on toys." With his own big smile, Brad confidently walked to his window, opening it and allowing the cool breeze to hit his face. "This is my first day as a 17-year old-man, and I'm gonna make the most of it. You'll see, ladies will be begging to come get a piece of the Bradster."

*Boom*

The moment he said those words….a certain blue and white robot girl flew down in front of Brad's window, a big smile on her face. "Hi Brad. Happy birthday!" Jenny said, accidently adding more power to her thrusters…..which caused Brad's robe to open up, revealing his undergarments. Brad let out a small gasp before he used the envelope his parents gave him to cover his underwear with an embarrassed expression.

"Oh yeah, the Bradster. I'm sure ALL the ladies wanna see you now." Tuck said with his arms crossed as Jenny covered her mouth in horror.

Yup, this was gonna be an interesting first day as a 17-year-old.

'Sector 7 training grounds, 10:45AM'

The leaves rustled by the breeze of the wind in a large forest, the branches moving softly. Moving through the forest were a small squad of men in black army gear, masks and goggles on their faces and assault rifles in hand. Breathing softly, the soldiers walked quietly through the forest hoping to avoid detection. The leader of the squad gestured forward, signalling his men to move ahead. They each took several cautious steps forward, their fingers gently squeezing the triggers in the event the enemy was spotted.

*THWIP*

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" However, one of the soldiers accidently stepped on a snare hidden near the tree, causing him to go up the tree, dangling upside down, much to the shock of his fellow soldiers. Just before anyone could say anything…...several more soldiers popped out from behind the bushes nearby, unleashing a barrage of bullets at the remaining members of the squadron. But instead of normal bullets…...the soldiers were hit with red paintballs, causing them to fall to the ground. Unfortunately for the soldier caught in the snare, who was revealed to be a young black man, he was continuously hit by the paintballs, causing him to swing around in pain. "OWOWOWOWOW! I'M DEAD OKAY?! I'M DEAD!" The young black man shouted, though one of the soldiers(presumably the commander) kept shooting him with a paintball pistol. "BURNS, I'M DEAD ALREADY!" The commander removed his own mask, revealing himself to be a handsome man in his early 40s with very short hair and blue eyes.

"Oh, it wasn't just you who died. Being the overachiever you are, you managed to get your whole squad killed Danny." The man known as Burns said before clapping his hands. "Bravo, bravo."

"Come on man, those things sting." Danny complained, getting Burns to look at his gun.

"What, this?" Burns then 'accidently' shot Danny in the hand. "I wouldn't know, I haven't been hit yet." Again, Burns shoots Danny near the head.

"Hey, that was close man. I got a date tomorrow with a chick from Skyway Patrol. A mark on the face isn't sexy." Danny complained, only to get shot in the chest.

"Please, Skyway Patrol may look cool." Burns shoots Danny's knee. "And have big weapons." He then shoots Danny on the shoulder. "But they don't have the conviction like we do in Sector 7." And finally, Burns shoots Danny's stomach.

"Man, I should've let you die in that fight." Danny said with a groan.

"Well if you did, you wouldn't get the sage advice I'm giving, and we wouldn't be able to play these awesome games." Burns pulls out a knife before cutting the rope holding Danny, causing him to fall face first on the ground.

"I hate you." Burns rolled his eyes before grabbing Danny's shoulder, helping him on his feet.

"Hate is a strong word man. I love you, and I show that I care by hurting you." Burns said in a joking manner. Just as Danny was about to retort…...his eyes caught sight of something in the sky.

"Jack, look man." Danny points in the sky, getting Burns to sigh.

"Danny, do I look stu-" However, the moment Jack Burns turned around, his words were cut short at the sight of what looked like a meteor heading their direction.

"TAKE COVER!" Thinking on his feet, Danny tackled Burns to the ground as the rest of the soldiers ran for cover.

*BOOM*

The 'meteor' then impacted the forest with such force, it send most of the men flying away, with three trees being uprooted. Miraculously, none of the men seemed to have been killed, though they were rather injured. Burns let out a groan as he pushed himself off of Danny, who was lying down in pain. "Danny, you okay?" Burns asked with concern.

"Yeah man, just….peachy." Danny said before groaning loudly. Burns sighed in relief before he took out his walkie talkie, turning it on.

"This is Agent Jack Burns. I need medical up here, now. We have a projectile strike in the Northwest corner of the training course. Multiple injuries." Jack then let out a few breaths before speaking into his walkie talkie. "And would someone please explain to me why you dropped napalm on your own guys?!"

"Negative. There are no live fire drills on the Northwest sector." One of the operators answered, much to Jack's confusion.

"What the hell hit us then?" Jack Burns' answer came when he heard the sound of metal moving from behind, getting him to turn around. His eyes widened in complete shock as a yellow robot with glowing blue lights standing up in front of him, a strange red face insignia on its forehead.

The newcomer…..was B-127.

And there it is. The first OFFICIAL chapter of My Life with a Transformer. Yes, I DID technically say I was gonna post this in February, but…..I couldn't wait much longer, so I decided to write up a short, but hopefully exciting introduction chapter. Now yes, most of this does take homage to the Bumblebee movie, but I did change a few things as those of you who've seen the actual movie can tell. For example, I will add another Decepticon and Autobot in this story to make it interesting(which you guys can recommend for me), while also hinting at a POSSIBLE sequel.

The reason I cut it off here was because I want to think about how much more the story can go on. Yes, giving your son three thousand dollars might seem like a bad idea on Brad's parents' part, but it will give him a chance to prove how responsible he is now that he is an adult….for now. I hope you guys do like this chapter, hopefully this will be the last time we get a chapter as short as this.

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