OK. So originally this had different comments, but I'll tell the truth – I couldn't find the documents from the original "Pairings of the Caribbean". Hopefully it's still as funny. Also, I've added in Beckett to comment. So... Anyway, yeah. If you'd like to see any particular pairing, please do tell.
I don't own Pirates, but Norrington is all mine. ALL MINE!! NOBODY CAN TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!! (I'mkiddingDisneypleasedon'tsue.)
Will x Elizabeth
Elizabeth Swann
I can only say yes. Yes!
Will Turner
I gave her my heart. Literally. I even wore a bandana for the sake of looking better and damn, it worked a charm. I may be shorter than Norrington, but elves are cool, man. Just like this pairing.
James Norrington
I am now officially emo. Good day.
Jack Sparrow
No kidding? He was actually getting some? Didn't think he had it in him. Didn't think she'd have him in her either. -whistles- Guess things change, eh?
Hector Barbossa
No surprises there. They did kiss eventually, right? I didn't quite see it. Too busy plundering a Dutchman crewmember... with my sword.
Davy Jones
Love-ah. A stupid bond, so easy to screw up... or something like that.
Weatherby Swann
As long as Elizabeth is happy. Although she'd better keep that sconce I sent her away from that boy...
Cutler Beckett
Do I look like I care? Because the answer is no.