Title: Kitty Love

Authors: WarpedMinded + NightmareAhead
Rating: NC-17, R, or M
Pairing: Spander (Spike/Xander)
Warnings: male/male, cat/cat sex (we know we're sick! We don't need you to tell us!) and we know that we kind of have it as how dogs have sex, not cats with the knot instead of spikey type
Summary: What happens when Willow messes up a spell and turns Spike and Xander into cats?
Note: this is an rp between Warped and Nightmare. See if you can guess who plays who.

Xander walked out to the alley, the one by the Magic Box and stretched. He just had to get away from the girls for a bit, they were making him crazy. 'Xander get us this! Xander get us that!' 'I am going crazy!' He growled to himself as he scuffed his shoe against the pavement. "All I am to them is the Zeppo, and doughnut boy." His brown eyes were sad, it made him look like a sad puppy dog.

Spike was standing in the ally out back smoking when Xander came out. He figure the boy didn't notice him leaning against the wall.

"At least you weren't one of the Scourge of Europe who then had to become the Slayers slave because you cant bloody touch a human without getting zapped" Spike said.

He inhaled the rest of his cigarettes and flicked it away.

"You've got it good, Xan. Better than I do" he didn't even noticed that he had used Xander's name. He could relate to feeling used.

Xander jumped when he heard Spike. He sighed a bit and leaned against the wall beside the blond menace. "Yeah...But in some ways. You have it good. You get all the blood you want. You get to fight demons, you look great, your a strong guy, your body is compact but well muscled..." He trailed off, blushing brightly as he looked to the side, his mouth open in shock, but he didn't want Spike to see it.

"Anyways." He squeaked, "We can go to the Bronze and play pool, or go to one of the bars and... play pool." He replied weakly.

Inside the Magic Box, unknown to the two men outside, Willow was performing a spell. She picked up a sword with the blood of what she thought was a demon, but was actually Spike and Xander's from when they went patrolling the other night. She scrapped the blood off and into the concoction she was mixing. After chanting a few words the spell was done.

Spike was about to answer Xander when he felt a surge of magic run through him and he fell to the ground unconscious.

When he woke up he shook his head to try and clear it. He couldn't seem to stand up but he could get on all fours. When he looked down to check himself out he found that he had white paws.

Xander felt pain rush through his body and he collapsed onto the ground. When he woke up he whimpered and tried to stand up. He saw something move into his line of vision and he turned his head and saw that he had a brown tail. He gasped, "Oh no!! Please...don't tell me I am a cat!" He groaned. He didn't know if people could hear him.

He remembered Spike was by him. 'He can help!' He looked around for Spike but saw another cat... one that would resembled Spike if he was one.

"Spike?" He asked cautiously, walking towards the pretty cat.

Spike's head shot up and looked to where he heard the voice. His eyes meet the brown eyes of a brown cat.

"... Xander?"

Spike knew that it was Xander; he could tell by the eyes, he could pick those eyes out of a line up any day.

He smirked and went to walk around the other cat, his tail brushing along Xander as he went around.

'Damn he makes one hot cat.' Spike thought.

"You have any idea what's going on here, pet?"

Xander couldn't help but shiver when Spike's tail brushed up against him, "I have no clue, but right now. I feel a little sick from all the changing." He sighed, turning around and looking at Spike. "I am not surprised you are a white cat though." he laughed.

He walked with Spike and lead them to the front of the magic box and started calling out for his friends, "Help!!" He pleaded, climbing onto the screen door. That was when he realized he only sounded like a pitiful cat to humans. "Spike..." He whimpered, looking down at the white cat with sad eyes. "What if we never get changed back?"

"Don't worry. We'll figure this out," Spike said to try and cheer Xander up.

He looked around and saw a group of teenage boys stabling down the sidewalk. Looking back up to Xander he grabbed the other cats tail and yanked him down. After herding Xander under a dumpster and taking a defensive position in front of him he looked back and said, "Stay here. I've seen these morons picking on strays before."

Xander couldn't help but whimper. He was a cat for Christ sakes, he was about to piss when the group of boys came into the alley, laughing and shoving each other. He listened closely when they heard them talking about there is animals everywhere.

It took him by surprised when he heard the sound 'kitty kitty'. He felt compelled to go out there to see who was doing it. He started crawling toward the sound, but he saw Spike staying still and he turned around to crawl back, but was grabbed by the tail and he let out a yowl and a hiss. He clawed and fought back hard. He felt triumphant when one of the boys let out a yelp of pain and threw him across the alley and into the brick wall.

Xander let out a groan of pain, and took slow breaths. He crawled under another dumpster and let out small pain filled meows. He looked down at his fur and saw a little blood so he started licking himself to clean it up.

Spike panicked when Xander was grabbed so he jumped and attacked the other boys. When he saw Xander crawl under another dumpster he backed off and just hissed. One of the boys kicked him before they all ran off.

He picked himself up and limped to Xander. Seeing the blood angered him and he wanted to go after the boys again but decided to take care of the other cat.

He went over and nuzzled his face against Xander's while purring before he started to lick away the blood, giving Xander time to rest.

Inside, Xander was smiling brightly. 'Spike did care. I am glad I know now.' He chuckled tiredly.

"I'm fine Spike...just a little cut." He breathed out, laying down on the cement, and closing his eyes a little. "Are you okay?" He asked worriedly, looking up and blinking a little. He got up and started licking the top of Spikes head affectionately, "Thanks for caring." He purred softly.

Spike laid himself half on top of Xander, much like a cat would do to protect his mate. He purred and nuzzled Xander.

"I'm fine, Xan. Was just worried about you."

He didn't think he had ever been as worried as he was when Xander was grabbed.

"Don't ever do anything like that again. You hear me?" he wanted to sound angry and mean but it came out worried and soft.

Xander couldn't help but laugh, "Yeah. I won't. Believe me. That hurt enough. But, I felt like I was in a trance when they were saying 'kitty'. I felt compelled to go to them. Sorry." He sighed, his ears twitching back and fourth. His tail swishing slowly, and then back and fourth roughly, showing he was annoyed with the stupid boys. "They need to learn that animals have feelings also, and they can hurt too." He replied sulkily.

He let out a deep breath, purring at the feeling of Spike's body on his.

The boys left not too long ago and Dawn came out to the alley looking for them. "Spike? Xander? Where are you?" Her worried voice was echoing down the alley.

Xander perked up and looked at Spike. "Please? She can help us!"

"This is bloody embarrassing," Spike mumbled before getting up off Xander and walking form under the dumpster.

He waited for Xander to join him then went and sat in front of Dawn.

When Dawn noticed the cats she squealed and got down onto her knees.

"Awww you two are so cute!"

She was petting the brown one when she looked into the blue eyes of the white one.

"Spike?!"

She then looked into the eyes of the brown one.

"Xander?! What the hell happened?!"

Xander started bouncing, "She knows its us. This is of the good!" He laughed.

He started telling her all that had happened to him, and when he was done he realized he meowed the whole story. And he probably sounded like a hyper cat on crack so he huffed and laid down, frowning. His brown eyes were sad as he looked at Spike. "I want to go home, but I don't know how to tell Dawn to take us home." He gave Spike the cute kitty eyes and tried to pout in his cat face.

Spike sighed and turned to look Dawn in the eyes, they have always had a way of talking without saying anything.

Dawn looked into Spike's eyes and realized he wanted something. Judging by Xander's attitude and Spike's look she figured they wanted to rest.

"You guys want me to take you home? I should probably take you back to my place right?"

She looked around the alley for a way to carry the cats. Finding a box she put it down and said, "You guys climb in here. I'm going to go tell them you're walking me home," before running back into the store.

Spike turned and nuzzled Xander once again.

"Come on and get in the box, pet."

Xander looked at the box and sighed, then stepped into the box. "Alright. I guess. I just...wasn't expecting to go to her house, but that is alright."

He looked at Spike closely, "Your a very good looking cat. I wish you were nicer to me when we were bigger...and had opposable thumbs." He grinned to himself, hoping his little joke made Spike laugh.

He curled up around Spike and started purring softly, then his purring getting louder.

Spike purred along with Xander and began licking him again.

Dawn came back out and found the cats cuddling in the box. She decides not to bother them and simply picked up the box and headed home.

Once inside the house she placed the box on the floor and went into the kitchen.

"I'll put down a bowl of water for you guys and then I have to head off to bed. Just make sure you keep out of Buffy's way."

When Dawn was gone Spike jumped out of the box and stretched. He went into the kitchen to get a drink, still limping slightly.

Xander still laid in the box and sighed to himself, his body stretching so he took up all the room. 'Spike is really nice and sweet to me now that he is a cat.' he gave a lazy cat-like grin and used his hind legs to kangaroo kick he box. He laughed a little and started chewing on the box.

He blinked, "Spike come here and play with me!" He begged, still kicking the box, but not biting it. His front paws were reaching out the air. Waiting for the white cat to come in and play.

Spike was drinking water when he heard a commotion in the living room. Worried about Xander, he went and looked around the doorway to see what was going on.

After Xander called him, Spike limped out of the kitchen and sat in front of the box. He tilted his head and just watched the other cat.

"I think turning into a cat has driven you mad, luv" he was trying very hard not to laugh.

Xander stopped playing and pouted at Spike, "Maybe you should let loose and play. Be free. Don't worry about blood, or about your life before last week. Let's just be cats and have fun till they change us back." He begged, getting up onto all fours and the front of his body leaned forward and his hind end was raised up high and he shook his back end, grinning he dove at Spike and made them fall to the ground. "I hope I didn't hurt you."

Spike bit Xander's ear and flipped them over so that he was on top and Xander was on his back. He began to lick at his face and neck while purring.

"You're right. This is fun."

Before Xander could get comfortable he jumped off him and ran away.

Xander laughed and jumped up and started chasing Spike around the house. "I am gonna get you bleach boy!" He cackled evilly as he was right behind Spike and dove for him, catching his rear and biting his tail. "Gosha" He mumbled around the fluffy tail.

He moved so he was on top of Spike and laughed at him. "Your it!" He smiled as he started running and jumped onto the couch.

Spike ran and jumped onto the couch, landing on top of Xander in the process. They were rolling around when Spike heard a key in the door and froze.

He looked down at Xander who was under him once again and conveyed to be quiet with his eyes.

Buffy entered the house and after locking up and getting a drink from the kitchen she went upstairs to her bedroom.

Spike was still looking into Xander's eyes, feeling the cat under him panting.

"Was close," he mumbled, too busy looking into those big brown eyes

Xander nodded, his heartbeat pounding against his chest. "I think my heart is gonna pop." He laughed heavily.

He slightly purred from the feel of Spike's warm body on his. "Your really warm." he yawned.

He moved so his paws wrapped around Spike's body and his licked the blonde's nose affectionately.

Spike lowered his body so he was laying on top of Xander and began to lick his face.

"You're warm too, luv. Feels nice," he could feel his eyes getting heavy and his body trying to get closer to the warmth.

Xander smiled brightly. "Maybe we should go to sleep in the box or some place else." He asked tiredly. "I wanna stay here though." He sighed, his eyes closing and opening.

'Mm, I like being close to Spike.' Xander opened his eyes and looked at Spike, "You know...I never realized, but...I like you. I mean. You didn't know I was gay, that's why Anya left me...But I do like you."

Spike was shocked to say the least. He covered it by getting off of Xander, making him comfortable, and laying half on top of him once again.

"I like you too, Xan. Now sleep, you must still be tired from the fight before."
He emitted a low purr to lull the brown cat to sleep.

Xander smiled shyly, 'Spike likes me too!' He cheered in his mind and let out a soft meow, and started purring also, showing how content he was. He could reach Spike and gently licked his body, helping him to sleep also.

His eyes shut and he fell asleep almost instantly.

TBC..