Harry potter and Drago Malfoy went down to Hagrid's house after Hagrid sent Harry an owl that say "Deer Harry, this is me! Hagrad! Quick! quickly Harry! Come see this thing!" Harry didn't know what Hagrid was taking about and Malfoy was just there as punichment for being a bleech blond little shit but Hary was excited mone the less. Harry get down to house. He sees Hargridge with his back turned. "Hey you, Hagrid, hi," say Harry and Hagrigde said with his magic but Scottish accent
"H'ry m'boii, c'mere 'n look'it mah new li'l cat!"
"what in tar nashun" say Drago.
"I SAID" say hargrid with a bellowing happy voice "I got m'self a li'l teensie wee babeh kit'n, looks like a sack'o shite but purrs like a feckin tractor i do declare child"
Malfoyl was like "wat"
Harry look at Malfoy and say "he said he adopted a kitten" and well sure enough there was a really ugly kitten inside Hagrids animal pen. It wasn't magic or anything. Just a uggo cat
hagrad just thought it would be nice to have a kitten even if it was a total eye soar.