A/N: Pay backs a bitch! HA! And if it's Karl's Jr. It must be spelled with a K instead of C ('Cause Karl is the cool way of spelling it! GO ANDY!) and if it's spelled with a C then it's stupid and Hardee's is so much better (HELLO MUCH BETTER) but they are the same thing so what's the point of saying which is better….us Midwestern's and East Coastern's are just trying to fuck with your mind LOL…anyway…for those of you who aren't Tay Tay and don't get it then here's the thing….the same night (well rather morning since it was like 1 am when I called you XD) the argument that inspired Carl's Jr. or Hardees by BeautyintheBroken occurred or rather began since we are still arguing about it as we speak anyway, the same night Tay kept on spilling Jelly Beans in her bed anyway…this is for you my dear! AND IT'S HARDEES DAMN IT NOT KARL'S-FUCKING-JR!

"What the hell?" Emmett groaned

The Jewish man felt as if he was being pelted bee bullets, these hard oval objects hitting his body. The poor man was trying to sleep which was hard with his girlfriend, Elle Woods, talking to Serena, who was at the cozy up and awake time of 10 PM where they on the other hand were already into the next day.

Emmett was having a hard of enough time sleeping with the stress of his current case load but then adding Elle talking into the wee hours with Ms. Three-Hour-Time difference was just a whole new problem, and now this THIS whatever the fuck it was…just topped it.

He opened his eyes, No fucking way…they were not….Okay….that's it.

"Jelly Beans?!"

"Shhhh" Elle shh'd him; her bag of Jelly Beans tipped the contents falling on the poor man.

"OH don't sh me"

"Serena I have to go I fear I have woken up the monster...yeah bye" Elle hung up "What is your problem?"

"Oh nothing just that I am being HIT BY FUCKING JELLY BEANS AT ONE IN THE FUCKING AM!"

Elle's eye widened "Emmett Jacob Forrest you DID not just swear"

He sighed heavily "That is it I am sleeping on the couch!" He got up with his Yoda pillow in hand and he stalked out to the living room area of the couple's shared apartment in his Spidey PJ bottoms.

Next morning….

Emmett woke up on the couch lying on his stomach; he felt things on his back as he gazed at the clock that read 9 am.

"What on earth"

He put his hand on his back and pulled off a Jelly Bean.

"Damn You Jelly Belly's!"

Needless to say…Elle never saw her Jelly Beans again

Bad I know but hey it was worth a shot!
GO TEAM HARDEES!

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