Well... um, Hi I guess. This is the first story I dare to submit as it seems that it won't end somewhere...
But, there are a few things I would like you all to know. First and foremost, english is my second language... and I can't even say I'm that good in the first one. Especially grammar. I have someone to read it over, and I read each chapter a few times before I decide to submit it. But there will still be some left, and probably always will. But I beg you to forgive me at least a little bit.
I would like to ask a favor regarding this fic, as it seems most are scared away by the first one. Please read a little further and don't judge it with the first three or so chapters. I know they are a bit... rushed... and not that well made, but I just don't know how to make them better as they are only a summarie of what is happening before the real storyline begins. So if you'd be so kind as to read further and then judge if it's worth reading. I'd apperiace it.
Now a few other warnings: This will eventually contain Lemons, straight, maybe Yuri and Yaoi, too, but mostly hinted at best. Thought I'm not to sure anymore how this site is handling lemons, if someone would be so nice to help me out a bit about that, I'd appreciate it.
There will be a selfinsert, yes and she'll be introduced in this very first chapter. And maybe, I'll tend to write a bit more from her view rather then the general pov. I'm trying not to do it.
Anyone who dislikes Itachi not being a mean ass will be disappointed with this fic, as I like him more as a... well different person. Not totally different, but different nontheless. There will probably other OOCs too. So be prepared or leave now and never turn back... or think it over again!
Well, that should pretty much cover it I think... For all those I haven't scared away jet, have fun reading this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Bleach, if I would, Naruto would be a girl and Inoe would have kissed Ichigo in that one scene!
Of clichés, lightning strikes and evil rainbowhells...
You know, I really liked to read Naruto Fanfictions. Day in day out I would read and sometimes laugh about some of them that were stuffed with clichés. It was fun to say the least... but... you know the one where people get hit by a lightning strike and are transportet into the world of Naruto? Yeah? Well, I'll tell you this... only cause it's a cliché doesn't mean it couldn't happen to you...
A seventeen year old boy was sitting on his pc reading a fiction peacefully while just a meter to his right, just behind his windows, a quite vicious thunderstorm was raging. Now this wouldn't be a problem... if it wasn't for the fact that we live in a world of paranormal phenomen and all that stuff. Unsuspecting as he was, he switched to another one when it happend. While his explorer was desperatly trying to load, a thunderbolt struck his house, shocked his pc and caused a chemical reaction with the batteries and the lemonade standing and lieing around his place. Normal people would be dead now, but Kami, the old trickser he is, intervered with that and added a bit of his powers... out of pure boredom... hey he's a god, he has nothing better to do! So now we've got a nice mix of electricity, chemicals and godly power, the result? A dimensional portal leading into the ethereal nothingness.
Now it get's a little bit complicated. What few people knew, there are more then the regular nine Bijuu. Actually there are 45 bijuus. Each tribe has five Members, each one didacted to one element. The Kyuubi no Kitsune for one have: Kasei, Kyuubi of the fire, Dosei the master of earth and nature together with is sister Hyuusei Queen of water and ice he helps the flora, now there are Raisei und Fuusei, but these two mostly stay with eachother and rarely interact with their siblings. Lightening and wind are loners only coming together to create vicious storms. Normally thought, in the ninja worlds realm only one at a time is placed to keep the balance. But now that Kasei was sealed just like Doshu, the Shukaku of the earth, some problemes evolved. The remaining seven bijuu had to struggle to keep everything in place. It worked... if only barely. Now we had the poor seventeen year old boy floating around in the aformentioned ethereal nothingness while cursing a storm that would put every sailor to shame.
Kami choose this moment to set his evil little plan into motion, it would work rather nicely he thought, give Hyuusei a body that won't exaclty count as one of the bijuus, meaning to merge her with a human, then let her teach the boy in sealing and this stuff and free or merge or whatever seems best, the sealed tailed beasts. It was perfect, it should be perfect... it would be perfect Kami was sure. Who ever said a God can't be wrong sure was a fool...
My point of view
I was floating for what felt like hours around in this squishy glittering colorfull... stuff, cursing like a madman and still nothing is happening. I mean, honestly, there had to be SOMEONE who would be responsible for this part of... well where ever we are.
"Come ON, I'll do ANYTHING just get me out of this rainbow hell..." shortly after I said this I got a feeling of impending doom... it could be because everything seemed to stop, or mabye cause I heard a booming voice asking me if I meant that... I'm not quite sure... maybe instincts screaming at me, but who the hell listens to their instincts in THIS kind of situation... okay most people would... I'm not like most people...
"Yeah you stupid voice! I meant that; NOW GET ME THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!" Not one of my best ideas I think...
"Very well..."
It was at this point that I truely regretted what I said mere seconds before. Agonizing pain shot through me like I got liquid fire poured into my veins, my bones got pulverized my muscles ripped to shreds and my nerves simply desintegrated... I'm not sure why I still could feel the pain... mabye some evil force wanted to torture me... (Somewhere kami sneezes, letting a extremly fast raindrop shoot down at konoha and redirect a kunai aimed for poor five year old Naru-chan, saving her life.)
After more hours of my personal version of hell, the pain stopped without any warning. Just vanished as if it never really was there. Funny thing the feeling of impeding doom was still there. This led me to one conclusion, DEFENITLY NOT GOOD!
Oh how right I was... I had just adjusted to cursing and floating around, screaming about stupid torturing gods and broken promises and even more stupid rainbowhells, when I was jerked out of my peaceful floating session and dropped head first on a hard wooden desk...
Normal point of view again
The Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato watched with mild interest as a skyblue haired, yellow eyed, girl popped out of nowhere and plopped on his desk. Well... he saw many things... true this wasn't one of them, but he had a student that could whipe his ass with his tongue, litteraly, HE wasn't one to question strange situations like these. And of course, there had to be a good story behind this all, at least he hoped there was, since it would save him from his most feared enemy, the bane of all Kages, the mightiest of all fears... paperwork.
Said girl was at the moment busy with her new Mindscape.
"I know this... thought it looks a bit different then the one I know from Naruto... hmm..." She was standing in a hallway... or better pieces of a hallway. Somewhere it just broke of and was replaced with nice green medows and peaceful parts of a deep green forest. "Strange... not unheard of... but definitly strange..."
"Yea I know, but that's what happens when two beings get forcefully merged. At least it didn't shatter!" a rather soft sounding voice said behind the girl and let her whirl around to see... well... a fox, a little fox I might add but a fox nonetheless; with sky-blue fur and nine fluffy tails.
"Er... and you are?" She asked a bit uncertainly, thought she had a pretty good idea.
"Obvious isn't it? I'm Kyuubi no Kitsune... well one of them. My name is Hyuusei, but you can just call me Yuki!" The little fox said a little bit TOO cheerful for the girls taste.
"Okay, let me get this straight... I was merged with you while floating around in this rainbowhell?" She now took time to notice her body... her female body, one of a five year old but definitly female. "WHAT THE HELL?!" she screamind while pointing at herself adding: "Explain, now... please..."
The fox grinned a bit... mabye trying to look sheepish, if so it surely didn't work.
"Well, you're genes were rather submissive, the ones for you're gender in particular. So this is what happend, don't worry about the age, I will see to it that you'll age a bit faster so you'll be more or less seventeen again when you leave the academy."
The girl looked stunned, the information sunk slowly into her skull but everything sped up again when she reached the word academy.
"What academy are you talking about? The ninja academy?" She got a stary eyed look at this point. "You mean to tell me I'll become a ninja?! YAY!" She began to jump around like crazy swishing her tails around... wait... rewind... TAILS?! WHERE THE HELL DID THESE COME FROM?!
Yuki, as if reading her thoughts... well she probably did, we ARE in the mindscape of said girl after all, gave her another explanation: "Correct, you will attempt the academy, at least, if you can conivence old man Sarutobi. For your tails... well, you ARE a kyuubi now, so you've got our tails, but right now they are locked. I'll come to this when we start your training. First of all we have to decide on a name for you..." Yuki trailed of now and got a thoughtful look.
"How about Natsuki?" the blue haired girl suggested. Yuki looked up and nodded: "Yes that would work I think, a kinda cute name. But you'll need a lastname, too... got it! Since you will mostlikly fight with Hyuuton Jutsu and since you are the new Queen of ice, how about Yuki no Natsuki? (Natsuki of the Snow, hey gaara of the desert worked just fine so why not?!)"
Natsuki nodded getting more and more collected.
"I see, the effects of the adrenalin are finally calming down." observed the icy fox. Nastuki gave her a puzzled look.
"You normaly aren't that hyperaktiv and loudmouthed, now you will finally return to your former self." It clicked, and Natsuki nodded once again.
"Okay, I have to tell you one more thing before you speak with the Hokage, you're mute. I have absolutly no idea how it happened, but you lost your voice box in the mergingprocess. I'm sorry."
The young girl seemed mostly unfazed, mostly; her left eye twitched a bit. "And HOW am I supposed to TALK to the Hokage then?"
"Simple, I will teach you the Kuchiyose no Jutsu. Don't worry, we have enough time. The mind, after all, is faster then the body is, so we have more then enough time to spare before Sarutobi get's suspicious." she said as if this was obvious.
"And hows this gonna help me?" Natsuki asked getting a bit pissed. She couldn't stand it when people didn't give her details.
"You will summon me; I share a mental link with you and will say what you want me to say, nothing more, and nothing less. You can trust me with this. After all, you are me now and I am but a spirit anchored to your body. You just have to use a little of your blood, make the handseals and think of me. I will handle the chakracontrol part. Oh and don't worry about your tails and ears, they won't show until you unlock your first one."
Once again, Natsuki nodded and so, the short teaching session began.
Meanwhile the Hokage was staring at the little girl that now hadn't moved for a minute or two, she was wearing plain dark blue pants and a light blue shirt with some snowflakes on it. Her hair would most likly nearly brush the ground if she stood straight and all in all she seemed vulnerable. He threw a glance to his hidden storage of Icha Icha Paradies. God knows when she would wake up... he could risk it. Slowly his hand reached to the drawer where he had hidden his other student's recent work. He was just about to open it and grab the orange goddess of perverseness, when his ears picked up a soft shuffeling. Straightening himself faster then the normal eye could follow he watched the girl getting up.
Natsuki looked around for a moment; there was the all to familar door, to her right, that lead into the corridor connected to the Hokages office. Behind her she spotted a row of shelves that held all kind of political and tactical stuff. And last but not least, to her left there sat the Sandaime Hokage.
"I'm pleased to see that you have returned to the living. Now could you please tell me who you are, and more importantly what you're doing on my desk?" the old man asked in a kind tone, his aged eyes glimming with amusement. Natsuki looked a bit sheepish before she gestured to her troath shaking her head and after that making a writing motion. The Hokage seemed to get the hint and handed her a sheet of paper and a pencil. She began writing: "Hokage-sama, I am sorry but I am unable to speak, I would ask you to allow me to summon my partner, she shares a mental link with me and will be able to tell you what I want to say."
She handed him the paper and hopped down from the desk bowing low. Sarutobi looked skeptical for a moment, but gave is permissen. He had his own summons, was known as 'The Professor' and learned more Jutsu than most Uchiha, he wasn't overconfident, but he knew his abilities. Natsuki nodded and bit her thumb, formed the handseals ever so slowly to not make a mistake and after completing this task slammed her palm into the ground. The seals spread over the floor and after the soft puff of smoke vanished an even smaller version of Yuki, sporting only one tail, greeted the Hokage. After she hopped on Natsukis head the introduction began from new.
"Hello Hokage-sama." Again she bowed. "My name is Yuki no Natsuki but I am unable to tell you where I came from... since I'm not quite sure where here is... or my home for that matter... anyways." She looked the old man straight in the eyes with all the honesty she could gather. "I swear I am no thread to Konoha. I'm just here to prevent the destruction that will come for sure if nothing is done."
The Hokages eyes bore in her own, seemingly to look right through her and scanning her soul. It was a little known fact that the Sandaime Hokage actually could look deep into a person's soul. After helping Arashi, the Yondaime, to perfect the Shiki Fuin and coming in contact with the Shinigami he had obtained this ability, sad thing... a little to late. He nodded.
"I trust you, you may continue." This brought a smile on little Natsukis face, giving the Hokage all the more reason to belief her.
"Arigato Hokage-sama." She bowed deeply again. But soon straightened up and got a serious look. "Hokage-sama, I have valuable information about the future and other things concerning the worlds balance. An unspeakable evil is rising and if they succeed with their intentions... well... let's say keeping Konoha from it's destruction will be the last of your concerns."
'Thought you may not be concerned at all... I really need to stop that pedophile and his boytoy...'
(Somewhere in the Akatsukis liar Orochimaru szneeses and stumbles right into an undressing Deidara... he had to flee fast and was banished from Akatsuki soon after. The homosexual pedophile got on their nerves anyway, constantly groping poor Deidara... hey he's confused just like we all are... thought now he may know not to grope... it?)
"Your student Jiraiya has probably told you about a group called Akatsuki already, that is forming and hirering S-Class criminals while we speak."
Sarutobi seemed shocked that she knew of this, even Jiraiya wasn't sure if this weren't just rumors and here stood a girl that seemed to know for sure. But he nodded nontheless.
"I'm not sure what their goals are, but they probably think that they can rule the world when they capture all the bijuu. But they will more likely destroy everything... anyways; these guys aren't our only problem. This very village might create their own enemy. This is the main reason I was sent. And that leads me to two of my own questions. Firstly, could you tell me if Uchiha Shisui is still alive? And secoundly, who is the Kyuubi no Jinchuuriki?"
Once again, Sarutobi found himself shocked at the revelations provided by this little girl that didn't seem much older then five. But something told him that she was trustworthy, she just was; and if he was a woman he probably would call it womans intuition. He wasn't thought... but that's off the point. He sighed, he had a vague idea were this was leading. Uzumaki Naru was treated really poorly by this village... god knows how long she would last and with the power of the Kyuubi at her disposal... the unsettling rumors in the Uchiha Clan were something else. Something didn't fit, she probably knew what was going to happen...
"Uchiha Shisui was found dead a day ago with a suicide note to his feet. And Uzumaki Naru is the Container of the Kyuubi." the old man sighed. Something big would happen in the near future... he just knew.
"I see... thank you Hokage-sama..."
(Natsuki/Naru and Yuki/Kasei talking in Natsukis/Narus head, Yuki/Kasei will be wirtten in bold and Natsuki/Naru in italic)
How much time do you think we have?
According to the Information you have gathered in your former body... probably around two weeks.
Should we confront him before?
I think not... it would be to dangerous if he truely IS evil he will most likely kill you and without any chakra you wont be able to run from him fast enough.
I thought so... so you will teach me in these two weeks about the usage and control of chakra?
That would be the best I think.
Okay.
The Hokage looked at her oddly as she spaced out for a moment with a frown on her face. Without looking up she startled him slightly with her next question.
"Would you give me the adress of Naru-chans apartment? If what you say is true... she will need someone to lean onto. And I'm more then willing to help her." She looked up; small tears forming in her eyes as she remembered how hard her live probably is... A soft smile graced Sarutobis lips and he scribbled the adress on a small sheet.
"There you go. Watch her for me, please." Again, Natsuki bowed. "Hai, Sarutobi-ojisama." The Sandaime looked a bit puzzled about the change of adressment. Natsuki answered his unasked question.
"This wasn't an Order from the Hokage, but a mere wish from the kind old man Sarutobi. Since I still respect you and aren't cocky enough to risk my head I still added the suffix sama." she grinned a bit as she said this, her tears forgotten for the moment. This made the old man truely laugh.
"It's alright; there are way too many people that call me Hokage-sama. I don't really mind, Natsuki-chan." The bluehaired girl smiled, bowed and then left to go and find little Naru-chan leaving the old man to his own thoughts and... the evil paperwork of doom once again.'You are truely interesting, Natsuki-chan. I know I didn't missplaced my trust.' He sighed sorrowfully as this train of thoughts ended and he had to face his arch-nemesis.