I do not own GINTAMA, Sakata Gintoki or Katsura "Zura" Kotarou. All I own is the story / plot. Thanks.
Gintoki
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Testing, testing. This is Sakata Gintoki, speaking.
Gintoki! What in Edo are you doing?!
Sorry, Zura. I'm afraid I'll have to expose the secret behind your name.
It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
Anyway, Zura's literal meaning is "wig", so whenever I call him Zura, he's wearing a wig.
No, I don't wear a wig, Gintoki!
Sure, you don't, Zura. I mean, what's with that giant duck thing you get accompanied by everywhere, anyway?
Don't you dare insult Elizabeth! And we're going off topic here!
Now, I need to go and buy Kagura some pickled seaweed...
Gin-chan! Can you hurry up and buy me my pickled seaweed? Oh, and get Sadaharu some strawberry milk! Thanks!
Wait, get Sadaharu strawberry milk? No! I will not allow him to grow large and go all monster and demon again like last time! Zura! Next time, I will really expose the secret of your name!
This is Sakata Gintoki, over and out.
And, thank you for reading! I just hope I didn't screw up their characters and all. Well, until next time, guys!