kerusei: OH. MY. GOD!! Ahem sorry peoples i am kinda excited cause this is my first fic and all not to mention my first KaixRei fic! (squeels and jumps up and down wildly)

rei: Did you have a Rockstar Guava today?

kerusei: ...Maybe...(grins evily)

rei: You did. Great. Now your moms gonna kill you do you know that?

kerusei: That wont happen cause my mom put you and kai in charge of watching me! (sticks out tounge)

kai: (Glares at kerusei)

kerusei: Disclamer please kai!! (grins innocently)

kai: (mumbles) Kerusei does not own beyblade or any of the characters and never will cause if she ever did she would never have to write fanfics about us in her spare time... also we would probably kill ourselfs.

kerusei: O.o hmm. I have doughts about the second one... enjoy!!

"talking"

'thinking'

((authors notes))

CHAPTER 1

Ok. I dont get human beings at all. I mean, there probably the stupidest creatures I have EVER met! Even stupider than chickens! And chickens are stupid! If you chop their head off their body will run around for another 10 seconds before dropping dead!!

but seriously, what the hell is going on in some of those peoples heads? well i guess before i tell you my life experiences with these wierd creatures I'll tell you who I am. My name is Rei Kon. My home town is... umm... somewere in China. See, I travel alot. My parents abandoned me in a village somewere in China. Then some dude found me and gave me to this orphanage. I lived in that orphanage till i was 4 years old. All the kids would pick on me and call me an alien cause of my cat-like features, so obviously, I started off hateing humans, even though I am one myself.

Anyways, when i was 4, some rich dude came and adopted me. We moved to England. He, however was one of those snobby rich dudes that say, " Haw haw! I'vE got money and you dont and your never gonna have ANY!! Haw haw haw!" You get what I mean? Well, here i am. This innocent little 4 year old and this dude trys to teach me how to manage money!! I didnt even know MATH!! So then he kept telling me, " Your gonna be the youngest rich person alive!!". What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Im not gonna be the youngest rich person DEAD am I?! I didnt think so!! So anyways, long story short, I failed him in all ways possible so he sent me away to an orphanage in england when I was 5 (Thank god! Another year of that crap and i would have up and left him!!).

So then there was another year and a half in another orphganage when some other lady came and adopted me and we moved to Australia!! So now im livin down under and dieing in the heat. Yeah... so once I turned 7 she started to go a little koo-koo in the head (To me anyways). She started makeing me go to alligator wrestling training (ehe... no way.). So of clourse I smartly refused in every wat possible to get near that alligator. That lady was a stubborn bastard and kept up for half a year!! So tecnically her dreams were crushed and she sent me to an orphanage in australia.

So then around 4 months later this indian dude comes and adopts me. And were do you think we move?! India!! Yeah. So I had to wear this stupid head wrap thingy (I forget what its called) (( No offence to anybody)) all the time and all the kids at the schools made fun of me because I looked way different from them cause I am Chinese (Of course). And of course this guy has to have some mental problems or i wouldnt be telling you this story right now. so this guy tells me that when i turn 7 that I have to start raising Cobras (OVER MY DEAD BODY!!). So now at this part in my young life I'm thinking that I'm like, the only saine person on the PLANET cause then he starts to make me eat all these bugs and crap that I had no clue what the hell it was. So I had had it and started rebeling. I didnt eat, I skipped school, and I did a bunch of other bad things like not wearing that head wrap thingy (Oooh!! Sooo baaad!). Yeah, you can probably guess what happened. So down to the orphanage I go... again.

So by the time I'm 13, my current "mom" and "dad" are 2 guys. Yes, there gay and I dont care. They atre the only two insain people who actually understand me... i guess that make them not insain in a way but trust me, they are. ((I skipped a couple of his other so called "parents"))

The door opens. " Honey, have you seen were my black fishnet stockings are?"

"Yeah mom. There downstairs on top of the T.V. Why? Are you guys going out tonight?" Rei asked.

"Yes! Theres a new gay bar that just opened around a month ago and me and Bryan had heard really good things about it so were going to go check it out!" said his mom.

"When are you guys leaving?"

"Oh... eightish. Dont worry. We'll be back before 2 am."

"Ok."

We currently live in america. The cool thing is they love everything about me. Every flaw, everything.

"WHY THE HELL ARE MY UNDERWEAR IN THE FREEZER?!" I heard my dad yell.

Uhoh.

Right now I am 16 years old and am about to be a junior in high school (Were on break). School starts this monday and its umm...

" Dad! What day is today?" Rei yelled.

" SUNDAY-CLEAN-YOUR-ROOM-DAY!! NOW GET TO IT!!" he yelled back.

Ok so its Sunday. Whoopee. Damn. Better get started on cleaning my room now or else my dad will come in here and torchur me (he's ticklish. reeeeally ticklish).

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"rei!! were leaving!! well call you when were on our way home (They dont care if they wake him up)!!" his mom called.

"Ok! Dont drive drunk and watch out for drunk drivers!" Rei called back. "Love you!"

"We love you too!!" they called back. Rei could hear the front door shut. He watched their car drive away.

Rei then went over to the computer and logged onto the school chat line. He logged in as missunderstood.

missunderstood has joined the chat.

Rei saw 2 other usernames that he had never seen before.

missunderstood: uhh r u 2 new 2 our school?

ugar-high: yeah! we start on monday! my names max!

-munch-a-bunch-: my names tyson. wats ur name?

missunderstood: rei. im a junior. wat grade r u gonna b in?

ugar-high: we r 2! we used 2 go 2 the other school but we got transferred over here.

missunderstood: yeah well im not gonna guarentee u any satisfaction with u having 2 move over here.

-munch-a-bunch-: it will be fine. me nd maxie hav been through evrything 2gether. plus the teachers our old school were really mean.

missunderstood: hate to break it 2 u but ur not getting away from much then.

ugar-high: you have ur scedual right?

missunderstood: yeah.

ugar-high: whos ur homeroom teacher?

missunderstood: mr. mcgrew

ugar-high:really?! thats ours 2! awesomeness!!

-munch-a-bunch-: awesomeness is right. hey im gonna go. im exausted.

ugar-high:what?! its only 9:48! (gasp) my shows on in 12 min!! srry rei im gonna go 2. c u in home room 2morrow! bye!

-munch-a-bunch-: c yah!

missunderstood: k bye.

ugar-high has left the chat.

-munch-a-bunch- has left the chat.

misssunderstood has left the chat.

This chatroom is now empty.

Rei closed the window down and put the computer on stand-by.

Rei sighed. He walked down the stairs ans went to go get his vitamins and a glass of water, then sat down in the living room and watched random show's he never really ever watched before. Before he knew it 3 hours had passed. Then he turned it to Comedy Central. Dane Cook was doing stand up ((Hes' my fav comedian)).

The phone rang about a half an hour later. Rei got up and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Rei sweety! It's me!" a voice said on the other line.

"Oh hi mom. Everything ok?" Rei asked.

"Evvverrryttthingsssss grrreeeat hunnnnny!" he slurred. " Bryan's juss'' stopped 'cause I hadda pee n' he wanned to get some gasss. I decided tha' thisssss was the perfect opportunitity ((supposed to be spelled like that))to call my dear Rei-Rei!!"

"Ok is dad drunk?" Rei asked.

"Nope! If he were we'd be in the back seat gettin' in on right now!" he laughed.

'Thats nice to know...' Rei thought sarcastically.

"Tala come on! Lets go!!" Rei heard his dad yell in the backround.

'Oh! goss'ta go sweeeeety!! See you sooon!!" Tala sang. "Luv yah hun!"

''Love you too." Rei said. "Bye." Rei hung up the phone, turned off the t.v., and went to bed.

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention one thing, I can see the past and future.

kerusei: sooo?? what do you think? is it good? bad? let me know cause...

ALL FLAMES WILL BE USED TO MAKE CUPCAKES!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

rei: (stares at kerusei like shes a mad woman-and she is so...) were's the nearest insaine assylum?

kai: its too far rei. she'll probably murder us on the way there.

rei: (sighs)

kerusei:ok ppls i know its not much but ill update reeeeeally fast. I already have it written down and that was just the first 10 pages (its not much trust me). I'll try to make each chapter exceptionally long to so try to bare with me here and be patient.

rei: kerusei would also like it if you reveiwed and told her if you liked it or not and if you have any good ideas for the rest of the story. she is very open minded-

kai: -sadly.

rei: AHEM. any ideas for the tilte would also be helpful. a little bit of lit criticism is accepted. so PLEASE REVEIW! IM BEGGING YOU!! IF YOU DONT SHE'LL-

kerusei: (covers hand over rei's mouth) -give everybody a rei and kai plushie!! please reveiw!! as soon as i get 1 i will update as soon as my mom will let me on the computer! XD