AN: So this is a pretty standard note passing piece! It's been stuck in my head for about a year, so I thought I'd finally write a bit down. It should hopefully tell the story of James and Lily's relationship from 5th year on, with each year being a chapter. Complete breaks show that notes happened on different days.
Its rated T for language, might have to go up in the future depending on how much Sirius gets involved ;)
Disclaimer: I, quite unfortunately, am not J.K Rowling. All recognizable stuff is down to her genius.
JP: Hey Lily.
LE: Shut up and pay attention.
JP: But I'd much rather talk to you!
JP: Lily?
JP: Lily! Talk to me!
JP: Are you going to stop ignoring me yet?
LE: No.
JP: Ha! So you will respond!
LE: Damn
JP: So what's up?
LE: I'm trying to do pay attention to Flitwick. Please shut up.
JP: But Lily!
LE: Shhhh.
JP: Lily, will you go to Hogsmeade with me?
LE: No.
JP: Lily, please go to Hogsmeade with me? Pretty please?
LE: Was I not clear enough in DADA? Let me rephrase. HELL no.
JP: Hey Lils.
LE: What do you want Potter?
JP: Just to comment on how beautiful you look today.
LE: I'd rather be complimented by the giant squid than you, Potter.
LE: Potter! What the hell is your problem?
JP: What?
LE: You do NOT get to go around hexing Slytherins.
JP: Calm down, it was just a laugh!
LE: Not for the guy who had his nose replaced by a carrot it wasn't!
JP: Oh, I forgot you had a crush on Snivellus, my apologies- I'll make sure turn him completely into a snowman next time.
LE: POTTER! I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON SEVERUS! You know perfectly well that I don't hang out with him and his horrible friends anymore. But that doesn't give idiots like you an excuse to bully him!
JP: Of course, stupid of me, how could you ever like him when compared to my fantastic handsomeness.
LE: Shut up.
JP: Evans, that hex was completely unnecessary.
LE: Really? I think the whole school watching you tap dance across the great hall did much to increase public morale.
JP: While I'm always pleased to lighten the mood, I don't quite think it's fair that I'm the one serving three detentions, and not you.
LE: It shouldn't be too bad; you can spend the time trying to chat up McGonagall like you always do in lessons!
JP: Lily, a poem by me:
Hair like a lion
Eyes like the grass
I love her sweet smile-
SB: And her pert little-
JP: SIRIUS! I can't give it to her now!
SB: You didn't let me finish!
JP: I'm pretty sure I didn't want to let you finish.
SB: But it would have rhymed!
JP: I am going to kill you Snuffles.
JP: I suggest you stay away from the Transfiguration corridor at around two o' clock today.
LE: Why?
JP: I don't want your pretty hair to get messed up!
LE: What is that supposed to mean?
LE: Potter, what are planning?
LE: Answer me Potter!
LE: POTTER!
JP: I did warn you!
LE: It was my duty as a prefect to try and stop you before anyone got hurt!
JP: Don't be so melodramatic Evans, it was just a prank.
LE: You do realize that a poor first year got a concussion when she got knocked to the ground in the uproar?
JP: Yeah, well we didn't expect girls to freak out that badly!
LE: You drenched us all in mud! And the ensuing mud war didn't help matters!
SB: Ahem. We Marauders pride ourselves on the high quality of our pranks. Any complaints or queries should be mailed to our offices for consideration.
RL: I would just like to interject to say that I took no part in the carrying out of this prank, and did my best to stop them.
LE: Thanks Remus, glad to know at least one of you is mature.
JP: I was just thinking about how pretty you look today Lily.
LE: Flattery will get you nowhere Potter.
JP: Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
LE: Stop being a pervert and pay attention you prick!
LE: I can't believe you got me in detention.
JP: If I recall correctly, it was you who started shouting at me during breakfast.
LE: You deserved it.
JP: You- what was it McGonagall said? Oh yeah- 'exhibited behaviour ill-becoming a prefect.'
LE: It was still your fault.
JP: See you in detention Lily!
JP: Will you go out with me Lily?
LE: Nope.
JP: You look simply ravishing today Miss Evans
LE: Do you think I sustained brain damage over Christmas, Potter?
JP: I was merely stating a fact!
LE: Then so will I- You are a big headed twat today Mr. Potter.
LE: Remus, could you really not stop him?
RL: Sorry Lily, but he was bound and determined.
LE: But the confetti! And the roses! In front of everyone! Ahhhg!
RL: I did try!
LE: Even the teachers were laughing.
RL: I really am sorry! See you on patrol tonight.
LE: See you tonight (if I haven't died of embarrassment yet)
JP: Why did she turn me down Snuffles!?
SB: Well, I think you had her until you started reciting the poem.
JP: But that was the best part!
SB: I know mate, but you can't win 'em all.
JP: I don't know if I'll ever recover from this Sirius. My heart is broken. I'll never be the same again!
JP: Ow! What was that for?
SB: Stop looking mournful and keep your head in the game- we have a quidditch match tomorrow and I don't have time to make a firewhiskey run to mend your broken heart!
JP: But what will I do on Valentine's Day without her?
SB: Find someone else to shag.
JP: Why can't you be more sympathetic?
SB: Cause mooning over girls isn't fun, and I have a policy of trying to fill my life with enjoyable activities. Go talk to Moony if you want to act like a girl.
JP: Have a good Easter Lily!
LE: I'll be too busy studying over Easter to have a good time.
JP: Come on, you must have some time to relax!
LE: No. Which is why I'm going to get 11 'Outstandings.' Now shut up and let me listen to Binns.
LE: What are you doing Potter. This is a library and exams are in two weeks.
JP: Merlin, calm down! I'm not even doing anything!
LE: But you will be. What on earth are you doing here anyways? I don't think I've ever seen you in the library before.
JP: Believe it or not Evans, Sirius and I were planning to study, until you so rudely interrupted us.
LE: Get out of it Potter!
JP: Come on! At least talk to me!
LE: No. Not until you stop hanging people upside down for fun, because you're so arrogant that you think it makes you look cool.
JP: But he called you a… you know!
LE: I don't need you to protect me Potter!
AN: Well there's one chapter down! Reviews are probably the only thing that will help be bother to write the next two, so they would be much appreciated!