A/N: Okay first off I'm going to give you the character features so I won't have to do it in the story. Fiona is 21, has brown hair, blue eyes, and is 5'1". She is wearing blue jeans and a light blue shirt. Robby is 25, has black hair, green eyes, and is 5'5". He is wearing a black shirt with black jeans. Seth is 22, has blond hair, green eyes, and is 5'7". Seth is wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans. A disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil.
Chapter One
Robby: If that blockhead boyfriend of yours doesn't get here soon, I'm leaving without him.
Fiona: What's your problem with Seth, Robby?
Robby: He has water on the brain that's what Fiona! He works in a grocery store, is turned on by his own reflection, and is dating my little sister!
Fiona: Working in a grocery store doesn't make you stupid and so what if he's a little obsessed with himself. Wouldn't you be if you were that hot?
Robby: (makes gagging noises) Please you're going to make me barf!
Fiona: You could stand to lose a little weight anyways.
Robby: Are you implying I'm fat! I'm not fat!
The doorbell rings and Fiona rushes and opens the door, ignoring her brother's question. Seth walks in.
Seth: Hey Fiona am I late?
Robby: Aren't you always?
Seth: Sorry but a bus went out of control and almost hit me.
Robby (mumbling): Maybe next time it will.
Fiona seemed to hear what Robby had said and smacks him on the head.
Robby: What was that for?
Fiona: I heard what you said.
Robby gives her a "I can't believe you heard that" look.
Robby: Can we just go? Please!
Fiona: I'm ready. I don't think I can stand the smell any longer.
Robby: What smell?
Fiona: You know the smell coming from your bathroom. It smells like roadkill. What do you eat?
Robby: Hey that's none of your business and it does not smell like roadkill!
Seth: Let's just go
The three leave Robby's apartment and make there way across the street.
Fiona: You were worried about being late when it's a two minute walk across the street?
Robby: You know how bad traffic can get at times.
Fiona smacks Robby on the head again. After he complains for a few minutes, the three walk into the restaurant and takes notice that it's empty.
Fiona: Where is everyone?
Seth: Maybe they're invisible.
Robby: You moron! People can't turn invisible!
Seth: How do you know?
Robby: Do you see any invisible people?
Seth: Good point.
Fiona: Can we have this discussion later, please!
The three hear shuffling from behind the counter.
Seth: Hello, invisible person where are you?
Robby: You smack me on the head for trying to get here on time, but when he says something that stupid you do nothing. Why is that?
Fiona: Simple. He's hot, you're not.
Robby: Well thanks.
Fiona: You're welcome.
The shuffling continues and a figure stands up. It's flesh is peeling away, it has missing limbs, and it's bones can be seen.
Fiona (screams): It's SOO CUTE!
Robby (while giving strange look to Fiona): What are you talking about! It has peeling flesh, a missing arm, and it's rib cage can be seen!
Fiona: That's what makes it so cute!
Robby: You know that kina sounds like something I would say.
Fiona: Can I hug it? Pretty Please!
Seth: Just a quick one.
Robby: Are you two retarded? I mean I know Seth is. Fiona, snap out of it. It'll kill you if you get too close. (Robby slaps Fiona)
Fiona gives a look of shock and confusion, then she brings her fist back and punches Robby as hard as she can.
Robby: Oww! Why did you do that? I think you broke my nose!
Fiona: Because you slapped me and you made me break a fingernail so I don't want to hear it!
Seth: Maybe we should get out of here.
Robby: But my nose!
Seth: Would you rather be lunch for that "thing".
Robby: (thinks for a second) Yea let's get out of here.
The three leave the restaurant but stop in their tracks when they see all the undead monsters coming towards them.
Robby: Quick! Head for my apartment!
Fiona: No! We have to go to my apartment.
Robby: But it's several blocks down!
Fiona: Trust me.
Fiona begins running in the direction of her apartment, Seth following right behind. Robby curses for a few seconds while trying to decide what he should do. Finally, he runs after Fiona and Seth yelling "Wait up for me!"
End Chapter One...again
Okay this is the new Chapter One. I hope it's better than the first one. I decided to keep in the invisible people joke and Fiona punching Robby in the nose...just for the fun of it.
Robby: Gee thanks.
Fiona: That's what you get for underestimating a girl, especially a girl like me.
Robby: Why you! If you weren't my sister I would...(trails off)
Fiona: Would what?
Robby: I would hurt you!
Fiona: Bring it on. I'd like to see you try. (Pulls out light saber)
Robby: Where did that come from?
Fiona: The same place my BFG came from.
Robby: We're talking about a gun right?
Fiona: (glares evilly at Robby) Of course! What did you think I was talking about?
Robby: Um nothing! Hehe.
Fiona: I'm going to kill you!
Seth: Please Read and Review before they kill each other!