DISCLAIMER~~~ It's pretty obvious that I don't own Jhonen Vasquez 'cause well..he owns himself..duh and so does Roman Dirge.again..duh. Me and Ally also own ourselves.. This story stands for what happens when you eat Skittles, Hershy bars, and Sprees all within one hour. Ugh.

::Camera shows a quaint little house sitting on a nice, friendly looking street. Shot cuts to a dim attic room where two girls and three boys are faintly seen sitting in different places in the room. One girl is red- haired streaked blue sitting on a dresser, the other, a blonde is sprawled all over a bean bad chair. The boys are laying on the floor soaking in the silence::

::The soft sounds of Linkin Park- Krwling is heard in the background. Various pictures of a certain comic con covered a bulletin board. Colors from Christmas lights hung above the two windows in the room::

::Door burts open, and bright light comes flooding in::

Cale, Evil Brother of Sarah: SARAH!!! ::stomps over to the red haired girl::

Sarah: Yesssss.O sleep deprived brother?

Cale, Evil Sibling: YOU ATE ALL THE FUCKING TACO CHIPS!!!!

Sarah: ::raises eyebrow:: Have you forgotten that I haven't eaten since yesterday because you keep EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN FOOD!!!! ::hops off the dresser and kicks him in the shin:: DUMBASS!!!!

Jeff: mmm....taco chips

Cale, Evil Dumbass High-School Drop-out Brother: ::passed out::

Ally: CALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! NOOOOO I LOVE-ED YOUUUUUU!!!!! ::grabs Cale and sobs::

Pete: ::jumps up:: WONKA WONKA WONKA!! WANGA WANGA WHOO!!! EVERY TIME YA EAT YA FOOD YA BETTA CHEW CHEW CHEW!!!

Jeff: ::joins in:: RA RA REE!! KICK EM IN THA KNEE!! RA RA RASS!! KICK EM IN THA ASS!!

Dan: ::so incredibly stupid:: RA RA SHISH BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOO TEAM!!!

Sarah: ::squeals:: ::jumps Jeff:: HIII!!!!!! FUZZ HEAD!!! ::rubs jeff head:: (heh he had fuzzy hair..ummmmm FUZZY!!!!)

Jeff: AHHHHH!!!!!! HEAD RUB!!!! ::scrambles to the other end of the room, trying to hide behind Dan::

Pete: ::still dancin' and cheerin':: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!! PUT IT IN DA HOOP!! WHOA WHOA WHOA!! GET US A GOAL!!!! WAH- ::gets slapped with a SOUP LADLE!!!::

Pete: ::looks up and sees (gasp) JHONEN VASQUEZ and ROMAN DIRGE!!!!!!::

Roman: WE COME IN SEARCH OF SARAN WRAP!! ::jabs the air with the soup ladle::

Jhonen: ::shakes head:: what my temporarily insane friend has attempted to say is... Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

Roman: ::rubs Jeffs head:: FUZZ HEAD!!!

Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Oooooh cookie ::sees box of cookies on a table::

Jhonen: COOKIES!!!!!

SUDDENLY!!!!!

RACHIE FLIES IN THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW!!

Rachie: ::screams like a fangirl and jumps Jhonen:: JHONENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Jhonen: AHHHH!!! MY SPLEEN! ::collapses on the ground::

Sarah: ::pokes jhonen:: heh.poke poke poke

Jhonen: ARGH! STOPPIT!!!

Sarah: ::bursts out sobbing:: MEANIE!!!!!!

Ally: ::gasp::

Pete: ::gasp::

Roman: ::gasp::

President Bush: ::gasp::

Osama Bin Laden:: ::gasp::

Jeff: heh cookies

Ally: ::elbows Jeff::

Jeff: I mean ::GASP::

Jhonen: what?

Sarah: ::continues to cry::

Jhonen: ummm...sorry?

Sarah: ::stops immediately:: YAY-NESS!!!!! ::latches onto Jhonen's super spiffy - iffy boot::

Jhonen: I kinda predicted that would happen

Rachie: ::squee:: ::jumps on jhonens shoulders:: HIYA YOU BIG MEXICAN HUNK YOU!!!

Ally: ::screams and jumps jhonen from the side:: I LOVES YOUUUUUUUU!!!!

Jhonen: ::falls on his ass:: OWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (awwwwww..)

Ya know? I don't know what the hell I was thinking. R/r and tell if you like it so far...ugh.

- Fish Stix