Chapter 1: Germany

America was pushed into the cell, a hood over his head. "DAMMIT, WHAT'S GOING ON!? WHERE ARE MAH NUKES!?" He kicked around wildly.

"A-America san!" Japan consulted from the other cell. "Please calm down!" He tried to consult the American to stop, but with no success.

America kept on thrashing around until a voice said: "Amerika, you will calm down, da?" Russia smiled creepily. He was chained to the wall in a straightjacket, In the same cell as America.

In the same cell with America.

In the same cell with America.

America screamed. "OH, NONONONONONO! I AM NOT IN THE SAME CELL AS THE COMMIE BASTARD!"

Russia pouted. "But I thought we were comrades. And besides, I am not communist anymore!"

"W-WELL, YOU'RE STILL A CREEPY LITTLE FUCK!"

"Oh Amerika, you're making me blush!"

"What do you mea- EEWW DAMMIT THAT'S GROSS!"

While the two were arguing, Japan turned to his cellmate, who was Germany. "Germany-san, what is going on? I was knocked down in the head while taking pistures of naked women. I did not see my assaulter."

Germany just frowned. "Stop that. Stereotypes are for dummkopfs. And I don't know that either."

"I do." A voice claimed from a cell to their right. It sounded like Estonia... "They were female versions of us, but instead of the normal colored eyes like in my dream, their eyes were red and glowing!"

Germany raised an eyebrow. "Wait... you had a dream where we were all women?"

Estonia sounded like he was nodding frantically. "Yes, and I was the only guy who wasn't genderbent, and everyone was winking and wearing skirts and female China was dry-humping me-"

"MY FEMALE VERSION DID WHAT?" China screamed. "THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE-ARU!"

Estonia screamed. "I KNOW, RIGHT?! Anyway, I started to panic when God came and pulled me ou-"

"Waitwaitwait... you were the only guy there... and surrounded by GENDERBENT girls..." Prussia said from another cell. "Kesesese... that sounds so gay and so awesome at the same ti-" BOOM! Death by frying pan.

Japan listened to Estonia's genderbender dream. "I will make a harem hentai with that," the otaku-nation said, pulling out a notepad as he started taking notes.

Germany, while everyone was bickering, was now PISSED. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! YOU DUMMKOPFS! WE ARE TRAPPED HERE, AND ALL YOU DO IS FIGHT!? " He sighed, exasperated. Everyone stopped, except for Hungary, who was still beating Prussia down with her frying pan. You go girl. "We have to make sure that everyone is here." He took out a pen and notepad from his pocket and started roll call.

"England?"

"Here!"

"France?"

"Ohonhonhon..."

"STOP TOUCHING ME YOU BLOODY FROG!" Apparently those two were in the same cell. Germany sighed. The next few days were going to be really chaotic.

"Italy?"

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After a few minutes, they found out who was there and who wasn't. "Ok everyone, I have good news and bad news," Germany said to the other countries. "The good news is pretty much everyone who is good at war is here. This means that it will be easier for us to are also some people who did not get captured by whoever did it."

"And the bad news?" Switzerland asked from a cell to Germany's right. Germany sweatdropped.

"The bad news is that we rely on the Italies, Taiwan, Finland, what's-his-name, your little sister, and a few more weak countries to break us out."

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Somewhere in that land above America, Canada sneezed. "Someone's talking about me. It better be a hot girl..."

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Hello, peeps! This is the first fanfiction I have ever made. Please review, and no flames! O yeah! Disclaimer: I don't own anything but your souls. *lifts up a jar full of ghosts*