RANDOM STUPID THING!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Me: ::sitting at my computer and staring at the lil' paperclip dude in MS Word:: MUST. KILL. PAPER. CLIP. DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Ally: ::bursts through the window:: I BRING GOOD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY!! UNHAND MY SWEET CORN EVIL TACO CHIP!! THE PORKCHOP IS MINE!! AND THE LLAMA RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON AND THEY HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND TACO BELL!!

Me: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL TACOBELL!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ( I like the letter "E".)

::Jhonen Vasquez kicks the door open::

Jhonen: FEAR NOT!! I BRING SOY MILK FOR ALL!! YOU, LITTLE TWO HEADED ELVIS INPERSONATOR!! BRING ME MY SLIPPERS, FIDO!!

Roman Dirge: BEHOLD MY SOUP LADLE OF DEATH!! ::pulls out a yellow glow-in- the-dark soup ladle:: OR IT SHALL SMITE YOU WITH IT'S PEANUT BUTTER RAYS!!

Me: ::pulls a rubber ducky out of her pocket:: BEWARE OF THE JEWISH FERRETS!! ::squeezes the duck so it says QUACK!!::

::SUDDENLY!! A HORDE OF MAN EATING MACCORONI NOODLES COMES IN AND MELTS EVERYONE WITH THEIR CHEESE RAY GUNS!! THEN THE WORLD BLOWS UP IN A HUGE GLOB OF CHEESEY GOODNESS!!::

Anthony: ::walks in:: NACHOS!!! ::dives into pile of cheese::

Roman: ::shoots up out of a pile of cheese wielding his magical soup ladle:: I SMITE THEE!!

Jhonen: ::pops up next to him:: Oh SHUT UP. ::shoves cheese in his mouth:: mmm.

THE END!!!!!