Detention With Ol' Booty Shorts

Written By Ashley/ Angel-LittleDevil

Disclaimer: Yana Toboso owns. If I did Black Butler(Kuroshitsuji) would be fucked up with so much yaoi! ^^

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Please like my story. I am not good at writing really. Please enjoy my first story that I wrote by myself.


Mr. William T. Spears is my eighth grade teacher. I was sitting at one of the thirty-six desks in the back. I chose the back and Mr. Spears knew not to argue for Sebastian, my butler, will get the annoying red-headed transgender, music teacher to go to Mr. Spears class continueously over the class changes. Basically, Sebastian, William, and the whole male universe is petrified by Grell. Especially me because he killed my aunt...

I glanced over my peers. eight-teen girls eight-teen boys. I looked over the boys in my class. There was only one blond boy in the class and he caught my eye. He rotated the top part of his torso. 'His eyes are a pretty teal color... Wait! NO! I can't be thinking about that! I have a fiancé!'

'I can't contain myself... No matter how much I rebel against it, I find my eyes wandering over the beautiful dark teal eyed, blonde boy sitting in the front row of seats.' The classroom walls were eggshell white. The three walls which surrounded the back of the room and sides were chalkboards and bullentine boards. The wall at the door was a smartboard. 'So this is eight-grade huh? What is with these students? They all look like high-schoolers! Except that one kid... The blond one...'

The boy looked back as his eyes wandered over the classroom. He had caught me staring at him... 'Shit... Cute boy turn around! I wasn't staring at you! Wait! Stop thinking that the damn boy is cute!' I facepalmed. I was arguing with myself again!

In my time of arguing with my damned mind, the boy had arised from the red metal-chair that was connected to the desk and was making his way down the aisle, hips swaying about as he walked. My lips curled into a small grin as he walked past my desk, a smile plaster on his face. He giggled. The boy walked behind me and to the back of the classroom. He bent over and was searching under the back table for an item. His short shorts rised up slightly showing some of his round and pale bottom.

I sware it was supposed to be a becconing demeanor for he had wiggled his barely covered butt. I coughed slightly, got up and walked to the back to get a tissue. I put my hand on the tissue box and pulled a soft tissue out. "You like looking at me cutie?" The still bent over boy said to me as he rose up.

"Huh? I did no such thing! I did not stare at you..."

"Hmmm. So you did stare at me! Hehe." The boy giggled.

"Ciel Phantomhive, does not 'stare' at damned boys."

"Hm... But Alois Trancey thinks you were staring and you were!"

I was a very well kempt boy but when it came to being wrong in a fight it would result in a war! I will win this little fight. No matter what the hell he says.

"Olé!" Alois said after doing his little dance-thing.

"Why do you do that?" I said trying to sound annoyed.

"Do what? This?" He turned around and bent over shaking his bum again.

"No! Not what I meant!" My porcelain face heated red. Shaking feverently no.

"Oh you mean olé? Because it makes me feel pretty."

'You are pretty..."

"Hmm? Did you say something Ci-el~?"

"No..."

"But.. You said 'you are pretty' and you were looking at me!"

Alois giggled again and I growled slightly. "You're nerve racking. You get on my freaking nerves!"

Alois pretended to cry. He ran to the teacher at the front of the class in his medium oak desk. The teacher looked at Alois unapprovingly until he saw the fake tears. He helped him up and walked him to the back at a table in the corner.

Alois fakily sobbed loudly then whispered something to the teacher. The teacher-Mr. Spears-got up and walked over to me. "What did you do to Mr. Trancey?" He said to me.

"I did nothing what-so-ever!"

"Alois said you did Ciel Phantomhive. Tell me what you did."

"I did nothing. All I said was that he got on my freaking nerves and that he was annoying to me."

"Mr. Michaelis will hear of this rude manner you have showed in public. You will apologize and you and Mr. Trancey will have after-school detention for the rest of the week." He walked off muttering. "Stupid brats."

I walked slowly to Alois Trancey. I took a seat in one of the metal chairs in front of him. He looked up and smirked. "Poor. Phantomhive. You have detention."

"If you heard correctly Alois, You and I both have detention for the rest of the week. So the torture doesn't last very long."

"Hmph. At least Claude wont find out. He would punish me again."

"Again? Why would a butler punish his master?"

"Heck if I know. It is fun sometimes. He ties in fetishes along the way."

"So... Basically what you're saying is that you get in trouble on purpose just for... Pleasure?"

"Mhm!"

Alois giggled and I gulped slightly. 'What the hell? This boy must be fucking masochist! Why would he be so... So utterly stupid!'

"Yes... Mr. Michaelis... This is William T. Spears the teacher for your boy... My mistake... Master... Has made a troublesome mistake... No I understand... No. He will be serving detention starting tomorrow and ending Friday... I realise you must work the kinks out of your schedual. But just in-case you wanted to know... If he doesn't show up his grades will drop quickly... Pleasure talking to you... Yes, I will be talking to the other mischief-makers butler... Thank you Mr. Michaelis... Goodbye sir."

I heard the entire conversation with Sebastian, except that I was hearing Mr. Spears instead of my butler. I could tell what he was saying though. I don't want my grade to drop... Niether do I want to go to detention with that... That... Stupid [you fill in the adjective]!

"Ci-el~... You're staring again." Alois giggled.

"Hmph... Just so you know... I am not-and I refuse-to apologize to you."

"Aww, you're just upset because I. Am. Right."

"Shut up..."

Alois laid his head down on his arms. I kept looking into his teal-colored eyes. I wonder what would happen if he likes me. It would be kind of nice... Knowing that... A cute person liked me... No one really likes me except Finnian, Bardroy, Mei-Rin, Tanaka, and Sebastian... Otherwize everyone pratically doesn't like me. Probably because I have a big buisness and I'm only thirteen.

"Okay, brats. Class dismissed." Mr. Spears breathed out like he was in agony.

I got up from the back table and walked out and up to Sebastians car. I already knew I was going to be questioned about the detention. So I zoned out and watched the trees go by. As soon as we got to the manor I ran up to my bed room and closed my door. I did not feel like getting a lecture from my damned butler!

"I do not under any circumstances want to go to dentention with him. It's going to a fucking bummer." I whispered to myself while preparing myself for bed. I climed in my huge bed and drifted to bed soon after.


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Ashley