Since I'm a big fan of Halo 2, here's a couple of bloopers you people may find funny.

Note: Halo doesn't belong to me.


Grunt: Arbiter, our savior! Stupid jackass say thank- OH MY GOD! Did I just that? Seriously, I meant to say jackal, not jackass- (breaks into laughter on the floor) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Director: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, uh cut.

At the end of it, you meet up with Half-Jaw,

Half-Jaw: Arbiter, what are you doing here?

Silence

Arbiter: I don't know.

Half-Jaw: Dammit, you're supposed to get the icon!

Arbiter: What?

Director: CUT!


Marine: Whoah! Looks like a postcard. Dear sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here.

Johnson (over comm): I heard that, jackal. Wait, I switched lines with that grunt, what's up with that?

Director: CUT!


Marine: I can beat you apes with 1 hand behind my back. (puts right hand behind back and fires a Fuel Rod Gun with the other) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Director: CUT!


Marine:(stares at girl marine's breast plate)

Girl Marine: Okay, it's a metal bra. Will you stop staring?

Director: Cut.


Prophet of Truth: Kill the Demon! Hey, why isn't this elevator working?

Master Chief: (points 2 needlers at Brute gurads, jumps on platform, slaps Mercy, and kicks Truth;s ass) Don't call me DEMON anymore.

Truth: In pain... help... me... OMG...

Director:...


Grunt: Me have bad feeling about this.

Grunt: you always have bad feeling. You have bad feeling about morning milk boobs- WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY?

Grunt: Me like boobies.

Arbiter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHIPMUNKS!

Half-jaw: What's a chipmunk?

Director: Cut.


Marine: So chief, you and Cortana, do anything together?

Master Chief: (has flashback about something in bed with someone) STFU!

Marine: Sorry.


Marine: Let's go get 'em Chief!

Master Chief: Not yet. Let's listen to Blow Me Away first.

Marines in unison: Okay.

Instrumental version plays

Master Chief: (begins to sing)

Marine: Wow, I never knew he's good.

Cortana: Yeah. He is. And I like it.

Marine: Awkward.


Hope that was good. R&R