Since I'm a big fan of Halo 2, here's a couple of bloopers you people may find funny.
Note: Halo doesn't belong to me.
Grunt: Arbiter, our savior! Stupid jackass say thank- OH MY GOD! Did I just that? Seriously, I meant to say jackal, not jackass- (breaks into laughter on the floor) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, uh cut.
At the end of it, you meet up with Half-Jaw,
Half-Jaw: Arbiter, what are you doing here?
Silence
Arbiter: I don't know.
Half-Jaw: Dammit, you're supposed to get the icon!
Arbiter: What?
Director: CUT!
Marine: Whoah! Looks like a postcard. Dear sarge, kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here.
Johnson (over comm): I heard that, jackal. Wait, I switched lines with that grunt, what's up with that?
Director: CUT!
Marine: I can beat you apes with 1 hand behind my back. (puts right hand behind back and fires a Fuel Rod Gun with the other) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Director: CUT!
Marine:(stares at girl marine's breast plate)
Girl Marine: Okay, it's a metal bra. Will you stop staring?
Director: Cut.
Prophet of Truth: Kill the Demon! Hey, why isn't this elevator working?
Master Chief: (points 2 needlers at Brute gurads, jumps on platform, slaps Mercy, and kicks Truth;s ass) Don't call me DEMON anymore.
Truth: In pain... help... me... OMG...
Director:...
Grunt: Me have bad feeling about this.
Grunt: you always have bad feeling. You have bad feeling about morning milk boobs- WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY?
Grunt: Me like boobies.
Arbiter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHIPMUNKS!
Half-jaw: What's a chipmunk?
Director: Cut.
Marine: So chief, you and Cortana, do anything together?
Master Chief: (has flashback about something in bed with someone) STFU!
Marine: Sorry.
Marine: Let's go get 'em Chief!
Master Chief: Not yet. Let's listen to Blow Me Away first.
Marines in unison: Okay.
Instrumental version plays
Master Chief: (begins to sing)
Marine: Wow, I never knew he's good.
Cortana: Yeah. He is. And I like it.
Marine: Awkward.
Hope that was good. R&R
