I wrote this silly little poem a forever ago, and then totally forgot about it. Now I've rescued it from the dim recesses of my hard drive, and decided to bring it to light. Best for those with a wanky sense of humor. Gollum's POV; movie-verse. Rated for reference to innards and implied cannibalism. Enjoy! -Anon
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Keep Your Nasty Chips!
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Nasty hobbits—O! the shameses
Fishes burn on wicked flameses
We'd do better, Precious, yess
So keep your nasty chips!
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Roast them up in a scrumptious stew
Gamgee guts and Baggins, too!
Crunchable, munchable, schunchable, O!
We loves it wriggling so!
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Wasteful hobbit—wretched habits!
Skins'n gutses lovely rabbits
We would gnaw and gulps them, yess
So keep your nasty chips!
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Roast them up in a scrumptious stew
Gamgee guts and Baggins, too!
Crunchable, munchable, schunchable, O!
We loves it wriggling so!
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Squirmy wormies deep in the rot
Tickly, prickly birds to be caught
Scaly finny fish so sweet
Wriggling, jiggling, good to eat
That's the way we likes them, yess
So keep your nasty chips!
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Roast them up in a scrumptious stew
Gamgee guts and Baggins, too!
Crunchable, munchable, schunchable, O!
We loves it wriggling—so…
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KEEP YOUR NASTY CHIPS!
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