A/N: very, very short comedy.

Oneshot

Summery: L, like Kira, is childish, and hates to lose...

Chapter One: Kira-says-what?

L sighed as he sat in his favorite chair. 'I'm sure Light-kun is Kira... But there is no evidence... only a confession would be enough evidence at this time.. But how.. Of Course!'

L walked past Light, pretending to be walking to the bathroom. As he passed, he yelled, "Kirasayswhat?!?"

Light jumped, shocked. He stared at L, and L stared back. Finally, he said, "What?"

L grinned and said, "You lose, Kira-kun." He laughed quietly and walked off, leaving a puzzled and confused Light in his wake.

END

A/N: I think I've seen this idea before, but I don't think it's been done exactly like this.