Author's Note: OHMIGOSH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS STORY. ...sniff...i'm so proud of it... ;~; Now, this first chapter might not grab much attention, but I can guarantee that by the third chapter, you'll be as sucked into it as I am. I'M SO EXCITED. So Silvy, make sure to show this to ol' lil' Blacky, kay? Tell him I said, "Hehe...enjoy Black...hope you like being put in DRESSES." xD but don't you be laughin to hard at this story Silvy, your next. *devious grin* enjoy peeps~! make sure to review~!

Summary: Tell me, what does the title, BLACK IN WONDERLAND tell you? i'm sure your smart enough to figure that out...but this story won't go exactly as you think it will... Also, a bit of hinted Isshushipping in all of this. ;P

Disclaimer: I dun own Pokémon nor Alice in Wonderland. If i owned either, I'd put Silver in Alice's dress everyday.

Black in Wonderland

"So, next question. Who's you favorite gym leader?"

Already Black was extremely tired and bored out of his mind, he really wished White didn't force him to work at this stupid company called Passerby Analytics; but it was either working here or getting devoured by Kyurem.

Now he was getting questioned by one of his co-workers, each question being more absurd and pointless than the last.

"…Umm…Skyla…?"

"Ah! I can see right through you. Going for one of the pretties, are you?

"…Yeah. Sure."

"Oh, you ladies' man, you! Well then, next is-"

"I'm sorry, but can you finish his questionnaire another time? I have a new survey our number one statistician needs to complete."

Black rolls his eyes. "Great, more pointless surveys that need to be done. Why does he always make ME do them? Why not make HER do them for once? All she does is question every-"

Black's thoughts were cut short when the manager slammed the information folder down on the table in front of him.

"The deadline is tomorrow morning. It's for the newspaper. You're going out to see which pokémon is more popular: Zekrom or Reshiram? I'd start now little champion of Unova."

…

Black headbangs on the table in front of him. He was dead tired of getting elbowed, kicked, bumped, and pushed to the ground all day in the crowded treets of Castelia city. ALL because he was trying to see if people liked Zekrom or Reshiram more.

He was now trying to graph his results…

At two in the morning.

Black lifts his head to look at the data. "…Heh…knowing N, he'd probably think that this was some kind of inhuman question or something…"

At the thought of N, Black grows very subtle. He reminisces on the memories of his old green haired friend.

Black feels like crying again when he remembers the fateful day where he had his final battle with N…and N just flew off on Reshiram to who knows where?

"Oh N…I miss you...so much…why did you…I thought…"

Just then, Black feels a strange move behind him.

"Wahh! Wh-who's there?" Black stammers, quite startled.

"But I should be the only one still here…"

Blacks looks around frantically when he sees the tip of long, green hair drift out the door as it silently closes behind the ghostly figure.

Speechless, N flashes through Black's mind.

Without a word, Black jumps out of his chair and darts out the door, following the flowing mane.

…

"N…N…N…" Black repeats under breath as he follows the dim figure down the strangely deserted streets of Castelia.

The figure makes a right down to the street that leads to the Pokémon gym.

Black follows, picking up his pace. It seemed like as he got faster, so did that seemed like N. He couldn't catch up to him. It was much too dark to see him, either. All that was slightly visible was his long, green hair tied into a ponytail that shimmered in the moonlight.

Just passing the gym, the anonymous figure enters an old abandoned building.

Black hesitates to enter when he realized what building it was.

It was none other than the building that Team Plasma used as a base in Castelia city.

The same building he first witnessed N get beaten half to death by his father in.

Taking a deep breath, he steps through the automatic doors and into the skyscraper. With his back facing him, standing in the center of a finally lit room, was none other than N.

Black was absolutely speechless at the sight.

Stumbling on his own words, Black only manages to choke out, "Ah- N- what- when- how-"

Suddenly, a pair of long, white rabbit ears sprout out from the top of N's head. While still standing there, a small, fluffy white tail pops out on the back of his waist.

"Wh-wh-N? What the-"

Like nothing even happened, N still stands there with his back facing Black. In the next moment, the toy-like object in the shape of a cube that was hanging off his pants instantly turns into a golden pocket watch instead. N holds it in his left hand and stares at the clock's hands.

"Oh no…I'll be late…I must hurry…" he mutters rather calmly.

In a split second, N made haste to the elevator in front of him, disappearing behind the closing doors.

"No, N! Wait!" Black yells after him as he dashes over to the elevator doors and pushes the button on the side of an arrow pointing down, which was the direction N was going.

When it opens seconds later, Black rushes in.

However…

"A-AHHHHH!"

Black screams in terror as he falls down a deep, dark hole that looks as if it would swallow him up; and that's just what it did.

END

(I like to call this chapter "Down the Elevator Hole" xD next up: "Enter: THE CHESHIRE CAT!" AHAHAHA! you'll see why I did that in the third chapter. ;P hope you liked~! please review it~! and remember to read the next chapter once I finish typing it!)