Hey! I'm currently editing my old stories. I'm going to work on lengthening these; these are literally drabbles. I hope you like the changes! Nejiten. Sides: Naruhina, Shikaino, Sasusaku.

The men of Konoha were known to propose lousily. In fact, they were FAMOUS for it.

Ino, Chouji, and Shikamaru had just returned from a difficult mission and were on the way to drop off mission reports when they passed a barbeque shop. Chouji insisted upon making a quick barbeque stop.

Shikamaru then turned to Ino, holding out a ring, "Marry me, troublesome woman!"

Ino had then gasped and screamed, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO GET ON ONE KNEE AND TELL ME ALL THE REASONS YOU LOVE ME?"

Shikamaru sighed. It was amazing she had this much energy after a mission that terrible.

Shikamaru shook his head, "No way… too troublesome…"

Shikamaru then placed the ring in Ino's palm. "Aren't you going to slide the ring onto on my finger and kiss me?" yelled Ino.

Shikamaru shook his head… "Too troublesome…"

Chouji laughed at the scene unfolding before him. Shikamaru was going to have an extremely troublesome future.

Naruto had just got finished training. He was working up quite an appetite, and he hoped Hinata wouldn't mind having ramen for dinner.

After all, they'd went for ramen on their past twelve dates.

"Hey Hinata!" said Naruto, appearing on the Hyuuga compoud's doorstep.

He handed the shy kunoichi his arm."Want to go for ramen today?"

"U-u-um… s-sure N-Naruto-k-kun…" stuttered Hinata.

Hinata and Naruto had walked to Ichiraku's. The duo discussed the techniques Naruto worked on. Naruto wasn't nervous at all. After telling Hyuuga Hiashi that he was dating Hinata, he was sure he could do anything.

After eating ramen, Naruto then got on one knee and Hinata fainted.

Once Hinata regained consciousness, she found herself on a bench, with a ring made of ramen on her finger…

Sasuke was running to Sakura's house. The Hokage had just reinstated him.

He could move back to Konoha and settle down!

He hoped she was home. When he arrived, he kicked the door down.

Sakura was cleaning up, and was furious at seeing her front door shattered.

The vein in Sakura's forehead twitched, and she channeled as much chakra as she could into her fist.

She stopped when Sasuke got on one knee. Her anger quelled upon seeing the ring in his hand.

But… before all that…
Before Shikamaru could get off his lazy ass and propose…

Before Naruto stopped being totally oblivious to Hinata's feelings…

Before Sasuke stopped tried to avenge his clan…

Neji started the trend of lousily proposing.

Tenten and Neji had spent all morning working on new techniques at the training grounds. They had just taken a break.

Tenten was wiping the sweat off her forehead with a towel.

Neji stood in front of her and handed her a tiny box, "Happy birthday Tenten…" he said.

She opened it and gasped. It was a beautiful ring.

Tenten raised an eyebrow towards her teammate, "Is this what I think it means?"

Neji smirked. "Will you marry me?"

She smiled as she took the ring out of the box and placed it on her finger. It was so like Neji to propose in the middle of a training session.

She giggled. "So it's true?" she asked, admiring her new piece of jewelry.

Neji's curiousity piqued. "What's true?"
Tenten grinned, "Oh, I just heard the men of Konoha propose lousily…"

Neji twitched, his pride wounded. Proposing during training was not lazy; it was an efficient use of time. "Let's just get back to training."

The boys of the Konoha 12 were out eating and talking about the three proposals that had occurred in the past week.

"You made her a ring out of ramen?" inquired Neji, inches from turning on his Byakugan and Jyuukening his future cousin-in-law for proposing to his cousin unromantically.

"What? When I dropped by today, she said it was unique and creative… as expected of me!" protested Naruto loudly, "Plus she said yes! It was better than Sasuke's!"

Sasuke smirked, "Nope… Sakura thought it was romantic how I broke down her door… and anyways, dobe, Shikamaru's was better than yours!"

The whole group turned to Shikamaru, who was sleeping.

Chouji chuckled heartily.

"I was there. Ino kept yelling at him about being lazy and doing everything half-heartedly except battles and Shougi."

Neji smirked. Hn. Who knew? His intuitive wife was right. The men of Konoha WERE lousy proposers.

I literally cannot make this longer. Does anyone have any ideas?