I don't own yu yu hakusho or Romeo and Juliet, this all in good fun.
Romeo and Juliet
Act 1
Curtain opens and Juliet is standing center stage holding a rolled up script.
"Hello ladies, gentlemen, and demons of all shapes and sizes. Welcome to our production of Romeo and Juliet. You will all be happy to know that I will not be playing the part of Juliet even if the name fits. I was over ruled and forced to be director. So with out further delay lets meet the cast shall we. My name is Juliet in case you didn't know and I will be your director" Then Yusuke walked out on sage
"Hello I'm Yusuke and I will be playing the part of Romeo."
"Wait I thought we agreed Kurama would be Romeo and you were going to play Mercutio and Jin would be Benvolio?" Juliet said with confusion in her voice.
"Yeah about that." Yusuke said awkwardly "You see when word got out that Kurama was going to play Romeo a swarm of fan girls gathered outside his house and threatened to burn down the theater if he kissed the girl playing Juliet, so we decide to switch parts. "
"So wait Kurama is Mercutio now but that's all wrong." Juliet said pulling out a pen a note pad and scribbling furiously.
"Actually Kurama took Jin's part and Jin took my part. We thought that would work."
Juliet stared at Yusuke for a moment then threw up the pad and pen and dances around joyfully. "Oh Yusuke you really are a genus despite what everyone else says about you."
Yusuke smiling triumphantly said. "Well it's about time some one recognized my smarts you know I was just saying to Kuwabara the other day that-"
Hiei yelled from back stage "Oh would you just get on with it!"
"Right, right, right," Juliet said as she stopped dancing "the show must go on no matter the obstacles so with out further delay let the show start."
"What about meeting the rest of the cast?" Yusuke asked
"Oh we'll meet them when their characters are introduced on stage now hurry, everyone to your places." Juliet yelled as the curtain closes and reopened in five minutes Juliet was still standing center stage but there is a city back drops behind her. "Welcome to Verona where our story begins and ends. Here we will tell you the tragic story of Romeo." Yusuke steps out on stage and waves at the audience. "And his lady love Juliet" Botan floats out on her ore and smiles at the crowd. "And now we start our story with Romeo and his friends Mercutio," Jin hops out on stage as Botan retreats into the wings. "And Benvolio." Kurama calmly steps onto the stage and stands with Jin and Yusuke. Juliet nods to the boys and fallow Botan back sage.
"Is the day so long?" Yusuke sighed looks sadly of into the distances
Kurama, in a concerned voice asked, "Romeo what makes you feels so sad."
"I bet it's that harpy Rosaline, (Kieko steps out waves and goes back stage again.) She has sunk her claws into poor Romeo's heart and has now ripped it open." Jin yelled. He tried to put his arms around Yusuke who brushes him roughly off.
"Shut up." Yusuke yelled, "She isn't a harpy she's an angel, but she has vowed never to touch a man." Jin and Kurama's eyebrows both raised and Jin started to giggle.
Juliet yelled from somewhere of stage, "She is going to join a convent you idiots not become a lesbian." She threw a script at Kurama, who caught it, he opened it.
"Well looks like she's right." Kurama said scanning the page, "it says here she's going to join the convent next month and Yusuke- I mean Romeo has only one last chance to see her at tonight's party over at Lord Capulet's mansion.
"Well if the script says we have to party then so be it." Jin yelled jumping to his feet. "Come Romeo, come Benvolio lets go!" He grabbed Yusuke and Kurama and dragged them of sage. Juliet re enters holding her head in her hands.
"Dam!" Juliet cried, "I should have just kept Kurama as Romeo and had Hiei knock out all the crazy fan girls during the kiss scene, oh well to late now." She turns to face the audience. "Any way" She sighed, "we decide to shorten the play a bit and so we are jumping right to the balcony scene after the party. So I'm here to fill you in on what happened to the party."
"I think they all know what happened to the party." Hiei yelled "Can we just move on to the part where I kill Jin?"
"Would acquire some freaking patients Hiei?"
"Oh bite me stupid human."
"I just might if you don't shut up." Juliet gave him a wink and Hiei grunted and stormed away. "Anyway at the party, Romeo was mopping until he saw Juliet and fell in love with her. As he was walking over to her Tybalt Juliet's anger management needing cosign," (Hiei growled from back stage) "saw Romeo and tried to fight him but his uncle slapped him for acting like a child. Sorry for all of you that wanted to see that but we just don't have the time. Anyway Romeo fell in love with her and so decide to sneak into her backyard and stare at her through the window after the party." The backdrop changed to a garden scene with Botan standing on a balcony looking out dreamily into the audience. "Well looks like she's ready to go so enjoy." Juliet walked to stage giving a final jealous look over at Botan before disappearing behind the curtain.
"Who was that man at the party tonight he was so mysterious and kind." Botan said as Yusuke walked on stage and hide behind a fake bush, he looked lovingly at Botan. "If only he knew how I loved him, how I would do anything for him and how he already possess my heart." Botan leaned over the balcony and put her hand to her mouth. "Oh stranger if you can here me I –ahhhh" Botan leaned to far and was falling of the balcony and falling fast. Just then Yusuke jumped out from behind the bush and caught Botan before she hit the ground. "Oh stranger you have come to my rescue!" Botan wrapped her arms around Yusuke.
"My heart herd yours crying out," Yusuke said sweetly into Botan's ear, "And I couldn't take the pain so I came to see what made my sweet dove so sad and lonely. Now I come and find that I am the cause of my true loves pain." He looked away in dismay, but Botan pulled his face back to hers she stared deeply into his eyes.
"Please don't be sad because of me." Botan said sweetly, "Having you hear with me makes me feel lighter then the air." She opened her mouth to speak but before she could utter another word Yusuke seized her mouth with his own. He moved his tongue lightly around her mouth causing Botan to moan slightly.
Meanwhile everyone back stage was standing with their jaws on the floor. Juliet was the first to recover and pulled out her script. "This isn't part of the script what the hell is he doing." She rolled up the script and prepared to throw it at the couple making out on stage but Kurama stepped in and stopped her. She looked up at him, anger in her eyes.
"Please don't blow this for Yusuke, I didn't want to tell you this but there was no real fan girl threat Yusuke Jin and I came up with this plane so that he could be Romeo and try and show Botan how much he truly cares about her." Juliet lowered her arm and turned back towards the stage she could see that Yusuke was putting all his passion into that one kiss.
"Wow." Juliet sighed to her self. "He must really love her." She motioned across the wing for the curtain to go down. She slowly walked out on stage then faced the audience. "Ok well that's act 1 there will now be a brief intermission while we wait for the next chapter to be put up. So go the bathroom, get some food, and please review.