I was soooo fricken bored, so don't exchange looks at eachother and think I am a freak, cause you KNOW I'm a freak so don't even try. Anywayzzzz, I would just like to say, I do not own Hellboy (Even though you already know I don't cause this is . SO WHat do you expect?!huh? HUUH?! HUUUUUUUH?!) and um...ENJOY this drug indused poem...:P
Hellboy's Poem of Hate
I hate Manning, the anal type of guy
The one that feeds you lectures, the one you hope to die
The one who stalks about, yelling sometimes wrongs or rights
The one who gives you missions, giving us too many fights
But what am I saying?
Not every thing about him is bad,
After all…he's the only prank target I had.
Day one, I stole a pack of some very nice cigars
The ones that come from Cuba, the ones from afar,
He didn't really notice, until the very next day
He came shouting in my direction, Oh shit, I have to pay
But Abe showed up, being my right side hand
I love him for that, he's like Super man
He needed some help, carting stupid Tom away
So I had those Cuban Cigars every single day.
Day two, I pulled a prank, the kind that makes you sick
But who cares about Manning? He's just an arrogant prick.
I took a pair of scissors, and cut his cable cord.
He lost every single channel that he could ever really afford
Every single station was fuzzy, except one
He turned to that channel. That's when Teletubbies begun
The next day, we met in a long and narrow room
Manning would be there, hopefully really really soon
When he arrived, I could only stare
It was funny to see he had pulled out all his hair.
Liz gave me a look and I was like "WHAT!?"
I knew only then, she was going to kick my butt.
I love Liz, did you know?
Can I interrupt the poem so I can talk about Liz?
Yes? Thank god.
Liz is my life! She's pregnant so you see
She has two growing inside, and they are going to be little MEs
I'll teach them how to shoot, cause my gun is very cool
Liz will teach them swimming, you know, swimming in the pool
Manning will hate it, "three Hellboys at once?"
But I'll only laugh, cause he's a stupid dunce.
I'll take my boy's almost everywhere I go,
Fighting villains, fighting evil, guaranteed you know.
I'll even give them ice cream, vanilla chocolate swirl…
Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit, what if they are girls?!
Damn, well never mind that
I'll figure something out, but first I need to lose some fat.
Back to Manning, cause he's fun
Or maybe Abe, he's number one.
No I resent that, Myers is better
So I'll right about him in this "HATE" letter
But no no no no no no no no no no no no no. I hate poetry.
So I'll write about that, you see?
Cause I'm hating my poem teacher, she's making me pissssst
She is now at the top of my hit man list.
- By: Hellboy
The End, hoped you liked it, if not...then that's cool too :P Review if you want.