Tamaki giggled at the thought of what he was going to do next. This trick was pure genius and was sure to have its victim claimed. He slowly turned the handle of the music room and stepped inside. A redhead was sitting at the table head in hands and looking slightly disgruntled. Tamaki frowned.

"What's up Kaoru?" he asked, skipping up to his friend and placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Hikaru only wants Haruhi now." He whispered, a tear trickling down his face. "And no-one will ever love me!"

Tamaki grinned at this pure stroke of luck. He was going in.

"Neh, Hikaru?" he asked (boy this guy was going to be shocked and embarrassed at this question.) "Do you love me?"

Silence. Tamaki grinned- this was just the kind of reaction he was hoping to get.

He bent down and looked at Kaoru straight in the eyes. "I said- do-you-love-me?" repeated the "King".

Kaoru bowed his head and blushed. "yes," he mumbled.

Tamaki froze. That wasn't the answer he expected.