Wanted

AN: I own nothing in this story. Please R&R.

Reno was running as fast as his legs could carry him. But no matter how fast he ran his pursuer always managed to catch up. Then he heard glass bottles being clanged together and he knew he was screwed. A melodious but somewhat hyper voice called out.

"Reno, come out to play!" After a few moments the girl tried again. "Reno, come out to play!" The ex-Turk tried to escape but a shuriken tripped him up. Yuffie walked up to Reno, seductively swaying her hips, her eyes alight with lust. "There you are Reno. Why can't you accept my feelings for you?"

"Listen you little brat you're just a kid, it would be way too weird for us to be together." Rather than causing the young kunoichi to burst out in tears, she just smiled. She hugged Reno tightly and kissed him square on the lips. Breaking away quickly he ran before the Avalanche member could trip him up again.

"Oh Reno, the more you play hard to get, the more I want you!" Then she resumed the chase.

Gotta find somewhere to hide! The redhead thought to himself. Then he spied the ruined church that emo-boy loved to hang out at. Quickly Reno ran in, bolted the door, and sat down in one of the pews. Sighing heavily, he didn't notice the figure clad in pink coming up behind him until he felt two arms wrap around his neck.

"Oh Reno, I knew you still had a crush on me!"

"A-Aeris!? You're supposed to be dead!" The flower girl giggled at him and ran a hand over his cheek.

"Silly, when you love someone you're beyond death." She leaned in to kiss him but Reno leapt up and backed away.

"I am not a necrophiliac!" Then Yuffie burst through the barricaded door and saw the two.

"Oh hey Aeris. I see you found Reny Poo. So do you want to share him?"

"I don't mind Yuffie." The two girls pounced on Reno and the ex Turk thrashed around.

"No! Stop it! STOPPPPP!"

Reno jolted awake with a loud scream. The woman beside him heard the noise and yawned softly.

"Reno, what's wrong?"

The redhead turned his gaze to his fiancé, her beauty already blowing the nightmare from his memory. She lifted herself up a little and ran a hand through his hair. Her wine red eyes gazed at him with concern. Smiling reassuringly, Reno kissed her lightly on the cheek.

"Nothing Tifa, I just had a crazy dream. That's the last time I watch The Warriors drunk." Tifa chuckled lightly at that statement and punched him lightly on the shoulder.

"You scream like a woman, by the way."

"Well I don't think that I was louder then you were last night." Reno said, grinning. Tifa blushed heavily.

"Is sex all you ever think about?"

"When it's with you then hell yes!" Tifa then whacked him over the head with her pillow. The couple fell asleep in each others arms a few moments later, Reno snoring heavily.