• Sorry for my bad English, since English is my second language. I hope you guys get my messages clearly :)
• This story is just for fun, i don't own RAVE
• I need criticized and comments, so then i can improve my story
• Thanks, and enjoy
23 December.
Lucia Raregroove, 16, single, jingle and ready to mingle
Location: Home Sweet Home
Step One
Everyone in Symphonia and Raregroove knew, that:
I am sexy, adorable, attractive, blond, and a good French kisser.
I have no weakness, before Sieg Hart winked at me.
Step Two
I was thinking about my past and future life. All sucks. No difference.
Even weirder. I sat on a balcony while kissing Sakura with my gay look.
Step Three
"ALL HAIL KING LUCIA!" shouted my ex girlfriend, Lady Joker. I mostly fall fron my balcony.
"What the hell…," I thought.
Gosh, Im looking around. only her hails me In the middle of the night. Perfect, its too pathetic.
Step Four
Honestly, I missed my parents. Gale Raregroove. He left me when I was five. I feel sad, he even forgot to teach me sex education.
Suddenly, Reina step on inside my room.
"Hey sexy, sup?" I said to her, winked once. She didn't look at me.
"Yo gay, and yo gay father arrived two and a half minutes ago"
I can't hide my gay feeling. My daddy! Did he bring me Louis Vuitton?
I'd better stop my random imagination, I think, so I went down and greet my dad.
Step Five
"Dad!, I hug him.
He hugs me.
I hug him again.
He hugs me with disgusting look.
I hug him
he pointed me his mid finger. Crap.
Step Six
Gale looked at me and asked me to drink tequila.
"But dad, mom never allowed me to drink" he pours his tequila on me.
"Shut up and just drink!" I drank once. Sorry mom!
Step Seven
"Hey dad, how was I born?" im asking him politely since I didn't know how to fuck.
"Thrust it, just thrust it. You know what. My dick is sooo big. If you lay your finger on yar key. It will be A to Z" he said proudly, drunk.
I was surprised by his answered and I feel that my dad's is the most wonderful dad in the universe.
Step Eight
"WHOAA! A TO Z!" I shocked.
"YEAH!" he nodded.
Step Nine
Suddenly, I got msg from my friend thru MSN, and I just realized that the distance between A to Z in my keyboard is no longer than fucking 2-centimeters. I measured it with my tiny fingers.
"HOLY SHIT! SO SMALL!" I can't close my "O" mouth.
"It doesn't matter how big or small you got, but it measures by its function. I can still fuck yo mother" he replied.
Step Ten
I feel like jumping in crocodile's ass.
"So how did you do that with yar lil tiny bird?"
"Well, a very long tym ago, perhaps in a Ming Dinasty, when she still sexy like slim shady, I call her in a telephone, take her to basement, and then… well"
he raises his eyebrow
Step Eleven
"I think you knw what happen,"
I run to my room and hug my plue doll. I swear I didn't want to hear anything more than ming dynasty or dynasty warrior, or itachi uchiha kisses spongebob. Well, it was an akward night.
Step Twelve
PEEP!
I got text from Elie. Thanks, ill have sweet dream
Step Thirteen
From: Elie Boobies
Die you bastard, gimme back my underwear!