A/N: Hello there, again! I was watching the CSI: Miami episode where Grant and all of his sexiness played twins. Let's just say, I had a nerdgasm and didn't clean it up ;) Anyway, the plot fish had just so suddenly had a feast and I couldn't get this idea of Sebastian having a twin out of my head so here we are! Enjoy it. Enjoy it much ._.


Finn's P.O.V:

Kurt said it was an emergency. Kurt with an emergency can be anything ranging from the need of another gallon of hairspray to getting the crap beat out of him by some homophobic jerks. Fearing the worst, I sped all the way to some coffee place or other that he and Blaine seem to live at. They seem to breathe coffee and I'm starting to think it must be a Dalton thing. I mean, really? How much coffee can one consume before they just explode in a coffee bean splatter?

I pull into a parking spot, hardly even having it in park before I'm out of the car and running inside to make sure Kurt isn't bleeding, or crying, or having some kind of meltdown, because even if it isn't by blood he's still my brother and I still have to look out for him. The bell dings cheerfully overhead as I slam the door open and frantically look for Kurt, which doesn't take long considering how he dresses.

Silently I thank Cheesus when I see he's unharmed and just staring at the counter with a confused expression along with the rest of Glee Club. As I slowly walk to the area they're gathered at I take deep breaths in an attempt to calm my rapidly beating heart and plop down in the first available seat. No one even glances in my direction, still caught up in starting at the counter. Maybe it's got cuss words painted on it. Or someone super glued a picture of a penis to it. Something stupid kids around here would do. But you know, I'm too hyped up right now to look.

All of their focused faces are actually very funny and I can't help but laugh loudly, only to receive a death glare from my step-brother, "Finn. Don't laugh. This is serious."

Immediately I stop my giggles and attempt to be serious, "So what's the emergency?" I ask quietly.

Kurt hisses furiously between clenched teeth, "Look who's working the counter, Finn!"

I have no clue who could be important enough working here that would cause all of Glee Club to be corralled here, so I stand up and peek over the crowds of high schoolers to see someone I'd never expect, ever to be working at the counter – Sebastian! That rich bastard who almost blinded Blaine!

My eyes widen so far I think they might fall out and start yelling, "What the fuck, Kurt? Why is he working here?"

Kurt grabs onto my sleeve and yanks me down before whisper-yelling, "Keep your voice down, Finn! Do you want him to hear you?"

I throw my hands up into the air and keep yelling, "I'm not going to keep my voice down until I know why that douche bag is here!"

Puck throws a death glare in my direction and silences me with a few simple words, "Finn, I swear I will rip off your balls in your sleep if you don't keep it down!"

Horrified, I reach my hands down and cup my crotch which is in pain from just thinking about that.

Kurt lets out a dramatic sigh and interlocks his fingers with Blaine's, who's sitting next to him, "I-I think he's working here so it's easier for him to break up Blaine and I." This wouldn't be surprising with how much he stalks Blaine and makes up lies about Kurt and Blaine's relationship.

Mercedes looks at Kurt sharply, "Uh-uh, Kurt! He's not gonna break you two up if I have anything to say about it!"

Blaine wraps an arm around Kurt comfortingly and pulls him closer, "Kurt, honey, I don't think that's it. I've been talking to him and he hasn't even mentioned anything about you."

Kurt snorts loudly and pulls away from Blaine, "Because you've been talking to him that makes it all better? It actually makes it worse, Blaine!"

My face pinches into a confused expression and I tilt my head, "I thought we were trying to keep it down…"

All of Glee Club courses harshly in a, "Shut up, Finn!" and I sink into my seat a little. Honestly, I wasn't sure if we were allowed to be loud again or not so I needed to ask. Not my fault I'm slow. I stare at my shoes for a few minutes and block them out. When I glance up again I notice Sebastian leaving the counter and walking towards the bathroom. Well, it's now or never to ask him why he's working here without making too much of a scene.

No one notices when I stand up and leave since they're all too caught up in arguing about Sebastian's motives. I try to think of something badass to say to the weasel when I talk to him, but badassery has never really been my strong suit so I opt to just make it up as I go along and hope it sounds like I'm some kind of badass.

I fling open the door to the bathroom and barge in trying to be dramatic and angry but all he does is keep standing there and staring at his reflection in the mirror over the sink, not even glancing back at me - self centered bastard. To keep up the dramatics, I stomp over to his, grab his arm forcefully, and yank him around so we're looking at each other now, "What the fuck are you doing here?" I scream in his face.

His expressions go from surprised, to confused, to angry very quickly and start trying to get his arm out of my grip, "Peeing! Is that some kind if problem for you?" He screamed back.

So he's going to pretend not to know what I'm talking about. That just makes me even angrier, "Why the fuck are you working here, Sebastian? You must have some kind of motive!"

Sebastian looks even more confused and yells, "Who in the hell is Sebastian?"

My grip on his arm tightens, "Seriously, pretending to be someone else? That is just stupid and that's coming from me of all people!"

He keeps struggling, "I don't know what you're fucking talking about so just leave me the hell alone!" When I don't let go he balls his hand into a fist and pulls back, about to hit me, when BAM! The bathroom door is opened and in walks... Sebastian..? But he's right here, how can he be over there too?

"Sebastian?" I squeak out while I'm looking at the Sebastian that walked through the door.

"Yeah, Tubs?" The door Sebastian looks up at me with a smirk that slides off his face when he sees bathroom Sebastian.

I let go of Sebastian's arm, take a small step back, and survey the bathroom Sebastian to see if I've made a mistake and he doesn't look like door Sebastian. No, I didn't. Same nose, same eyes, same everything!

Door Sebastian opens and closes his mouth a few times, still staring at the other Sebastian when he finally chokes out a quiet, "Who the fuck are you?"

Bathroom Sebastian stares him up and down with eyes bulging, "I think I should be asking you that question."

Door Sebastian gets defensive and takes a step forward, "You look like me, so I think I should get an answer first!"

Bathroom Sebastian mirrors other Sebastian's actions, "No, you look like me!"

They start screaming in each other's faces as I look on helplessly. What are you supposed to do when the guy you hate has a double ganger you accused of being him? Since I have abso-freaking-lutely no clue what to do, I just yell over them, "Sebastian!"

Door Sebastian stops screaming and gives me a bitch-tastic look, "What?" He asks me piercingly, just to go back to glaring at the other Sebastian.

"So," I start slowly, "If you're Sebastian," I point at Door Sebastian when I say it then point to the other one, "Then who are you?"

"My name is Danny. Not Sebastian," He – Danny – snarls at me.

My inner ditz comes out and I ask dumbly, "Then do you two know each other since you look alike?"

They both snap at me, "I've never seen this guy before in my entire life!" Since I've never met people who have the same voice it's probably the freakiest thing I've ever heard. Their voices are exactly the same and the words are being said at the same time so it's all double. Freaky shit, bro!

Looking from Sebastian to Danny, I start slinking towards the door awkwardly, "I'm just gonna, you know, leave now…" The second I'm out of the door I take off running, arms flailing, and scream, "Guys! Guys! Guys!" I skirt to a stop in front of them, my shoes making me glide to two tables down, but I run back to them, "That guy working the counter – He isn't Sebastian!"

Kurt gives me an 'are you a dumbass?' look before telling me like you'd tell a little kid, "Finn, he looks exactly like Sebastian."

Blaine nods slowly in agreement, "Yeah, Finn. That looks just like Sebastian and it's not like he has a twin or anyth –"

I cut him off and jump up and down holding the side of my head, "Twin! It must be his twin!"

Rachel stands up calmly and walks over to me, taking a hold of my arm, "Finn, honey, Sebastian is an only child. He doesn't have a twin."

Brittany looks at all of us seriously, "What if it's some kind of long lost twin, like some bad fanfiction plot?"

Santana pats Brittany's hand and shakes her head, "Chances of that are very slim."

Like a five year old, I stomp my foot, "Then explain the two Sebastian's!"

Kurt rolls his eyes, "There aren't two Sebastian's, Finn. If there were the world really would've already ended." Glee Club nods in agreement.

Bangs, screams, and stomping come from the hallway leading to the bathroom. It catches the attention of every single customer in the place and they all stare in curiosity as to where the commotion is coming from, including Glee Club. The loud noises gradually get louder and louder and louder and louder until the two boys who look exactly the same but have never met come busting out of the hallway, screaming at each other.


A/N: I shall probably update weekly depending on how many chapters I can prewrite. So, considering how much of a procrastinator I am, it'll be weekly. ! I wanna cupcake ._.