Frost: Hey there Guys! Welcome to Ass Effect, our beautiful Mass Effect fanfic. I'm one of your writers. If you'd like to learn more about me, you can head over to the Profiles Bio area. Now onto the project!
Alright so this is a comedic fanfic, not anything overly serious. It'll feature a few familiar faces, a well-known enemy, and the Mass Effect Universe. However most of the characters will be new.
Disclaimer #1) any similarities between people real and/or fictional that are not part of the Mass Effect Universe are purely coincidental, with the exception of "Cathy". She is loosely based off of a bitch from our high school.
The timeline that we're working with is the Destroy option. However, Ass Effect will take place 12 years after the end of Mass Effect 3. In the slightly altered timeline of Ass Effect, Shepard's sacrifice was a little bit in vain. On the outer reaches of the galaxy, a group of Reapers was able to escape the blast, and began to retreat into the uncharted, unexplored deep spaces of the galaxy. When this was discovered, a new Citadel was built, by the Citadel Council, and a year after the Commanders passing, the Outreach program was announced. The Outreach program is what this whole fanfic is based off of. Children that were the age of 10 were collected, and enrolled. Only 6 races out of the 9 related to the Citadel actually provided recruits. The Keepers, of course, did not. The Elcor believed themselves to be too large and slow for the program, and the Hanar understood that the nature of the program would be too combat oriented for them to take part. The recruits were trained and taught how to track the Reapers, so that they could hunt, and eventually kill them. The next chapter will begin on the night before the Graduation day of the recruits.
Disclaimer #2) we do not own Mass Effect, or anything related to it. All of this belongs to Bioware, so go play the games!
If everything you've read so far intrigues you, read on, and thank you for choosing the Harbingers of Shrek for your comedy needs.
Disclaimer #3) there will be references to sexual content throughout Ass Effect. If you're insulted by homosexuality, we suggest you leave now, and take your negative attitude back to the middle ages.