Fart out!
[For this story i`ll try to walk in yoshizillas footsteps]
[one day in the smash bros mansion peach and daisy where enjoying a good time farting while chris, kory, and toon link where playing minecraft]
[bzerrt!]
[daisy] good one but can your farts mask the horrible smell of princess daisy!
Pberrrrt!
[peach`s crown was blown away by the gusty fart while daisy smirked devilishly]
[daisy] eat it, I win!
[peach] no, I win!
[daisy] there`s only one way to find out!
[both] CHRIS,KORY!
Meanwhile
[chris] how do I work this piston!?
[kory] Redstone, IDIOT.
CHRIS KORY!
[chris] what could possibly be going on now?
[kory] let's go!
Meanwhile
[both] what!
[peach] took you long enough.
[daisy] which one of us is gassier?
[chris] daisy.
[Kory] peach.
[toon link] I guess you're equal.
[daisy] you're useless.
[chris] so why do you need to know whos gassiest?
[peach] where having a battle.
[kory] and you want us to train you?
[daisy] yeah.
[chris] !
[peach] c`mon please?
[kory] whats in it for us?
[daisy] you don't die.
[chris] seems legit.
[peach] ok see you later. Partner!
[chris] gulp.
Later
[chris] WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
Knock knock
[chris] yes?
[daisy] its daisy!
Later
[chris] what do you want to do?
[daisy] shape shift!
[chris] wait, you can shape shift?
[daisy] well of course-
[peach shape shifted into daisy] well of course I can, I'm perfect![slaps butt] whomp whomp!
[chris] maybe no shape shifting?
[daisy] how about farting.
[chris] gulp. RUN!
[daisy] get back here! [jump]
[daisy landed squarely on chris`s face]
[daisy] I thought we were working toghther!
[when she said toghther she farted.]
2 hours later.
[chris] why do I need to help you again?
[daisy] why do you not care about it?
[chris] only if you train my way.
[daisy] gulp.
Kory and peach.
[kory] ok, listen all you have to do is camp in one corner and when the time is right LET ER RIP!
[peach] this is the one time I don't like farting.
[kory] what!
[peach] fine!
[kory] ok show me some team spirit!
Pftttt
[kory] I CANT HEAR YOU!
Pftttttttt
[kory] you don't want to win, do you?
[peach] yeah.
[kory] TEAM SPRIT!
[pulls bomb out]
[peach] ok!
KABOOOOOM!
[peach] im back in the mood!
[kory] good to hear….ouch.
Chris and daisy.
Next subject speed
[chris] ok ill start running and you have to catch me!
[daisy] sounds easy.
[chris] but I'll have a rainbow star!
[daisy] oh….
3.2.1. go!
[chris] the chase is on!
[he turned into a blur of rainbow]
[daisy] how am I gonna catch him, I got it!
Blarb!
[chris] is she even coming?
Tackle!
[chris] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Tink!
[daisy] gotcha!
Subject 3 items.
[chris] yatta yatta items, what do you need.
[daisy] the only items I need are burritos.
[chris] ill regret this.
[daisy] yeah you will, also, ill need some unlit bombs and a shield.
Poof!
[chris] here.
Fighting day.
[chris] do it.
[Rosalina] no
[chris] do it.
Smack!
[Rosalina] no.
SMACK!
[chris] DO IT!
[pulls out blue wii remote]
[chris] I'll give you this.
[Rosalina] fine.
[Rosalina] hello boys and girls and welcome to fart fest! Lets find out which princess stinks the most!
[chris]in this corner we have a lady who is ruler of mushroom kingdom in this corner at 105 pounds in the pink skirt peach!
[Rosalina] in this corner in the denim vest with the orange skirt, daisy!
[daisy] why didn't you say the kingdom I reign?
[Rosalina] none have ever SEEN your kingdom.
3.2.1. go!
[daisy] ok peach you're going down!
[peach] no, it is you who is going down!
Tackle!
[daisy pinned peach down with her butt and farted]
[peachs health went from 100 to 80]
[Rosalina] wow a direct hit!
[chris] here peach comes with a tornado spin!
[she ran around daisy until a tornado formed then she stopped , daisy fell down and peach farted]
[daisy lost 50 hp]
[Rosalina] woah!
[chris] now they're testing whos but is stronger!
[they both fainted]
[chris] oh MEDIC!
10 minutes later
[Rosalina] peach is going for a ….. oh no!
[chris] she`s going for a peach bomber, RUN EVERYONE RUN!
Shabooooom!
[peach took 80 hp and daisy took 40]
[Rosalina] I guess we`ll never find out whos the gassiest.
[chris] someone is up!
[daisy] shields baby!
[chris] yes! HAHAHA I win kory!
[kory] shut your face.
The end