Young Justice Camping Trip

by Ender The Time Lady

"Is Roy having his period again?" "Who gave Robin crack?" "How the f*ck did we end up in Canada?" "VIVA MEXICO!" That's right, the Team is back in Young Justice Camping Trip. Sequel to Young Justice Road Trip. Also, they're still swearing. Just as a heads up, in case you didn't notice. Although it's pretty damn obvious. But I'll say it anyways. T for swearing. Happy? DISCONTINUED

1. And So It Begins Again

Young Justice Camping Trip

AN: And I'm back in an all new story! All new jokes, as well as some old, new plot, new issues, new characters, and another new thing: I have randomly decided to put quotes at the beginning of all my stories and chapters to kick off the actual story part, coming in to effect right about... now.

"You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!"
- Batman Forever (1995)
"Girl car to boy car. Requesting transfer of Robin for mentally scarring makeout session."

"Shut up Zatanna."

"Wait, I like this idea."

"Shut up Robin."

"Is Roy having his period again?"

"Shut up Wally."

"You are having some nasty PMS there."

"Shut up Rocket."

"Don't deny the truth."

"Shut up Artemis."

"Roy, don't PMS and drive."

"Shut up Robin- MMMPH!"

"AHHHH!"

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED!"

"ROBIN KNOCKED OUT ROY- Never mind, Robins driving."

Believe it or not, the Team was on another road trip. Fortunately, this one was much shorter than the last one, where they had somehow gotten turned around. They didn't notice until they were in Canada. And even then it was only because they encountered an A&W.

This time they brought a GPS.

"Turn left."

"On it Brianna!"

"Brianna?"

"The GPS, obviously."

"Um... It's a guys voice."

"So?"

"Okay, who gave Robin crack?"

"I'm not high!"

"Sure you aren't."

The Team was split in to two cars, with all of the girls in one, and all of the boys in the other. Both cars had a cell set to speakerphone, and they were maintaining a call between the two.

"Hey, why don't we just use a mind link?" Wally said randomly.

"Well, mostly because-"

"ROBIN THAT'S YOUR TURN!"

"SON OF A BITCH BRIANNA!"

"Umm... Robin, why did a GPS just hit us in the windshield?"

"No reason Raquel."

Much Later...

"This is not. Camping."

"Close enough."

"How?"

"We're in the wilderness?"

"We're in a cabin."

"Whatever."

The Team was pulled up in front of a large cabin. There was a loft with two beds, two smaller rooms beneath it with one bed each, and the main room had two futons. Then there was a small kitchen, a deck, and a mud room.

Overall, not really camping. At least the place ran off solar power.

AN: And Young Justice Camping Trip is underway! Huzzah!