Sonic and Tails versus Mario and Luigi at the local department store
Sonic the hedgehog was a hedgehog. He was not like the ordinary hedgehogs. He was blue and about four feet tall and bipedal, and had very large spikes on his head and back not like a normal hedgehog who has many covering their backside for protection from predators because that is how God made them. His friend was Tails "Miles Prower" the fox. He was a small fox child who had two tails and could use them to fly. He was not really like a real fox because he was also humanoid and could talk and he was orange and white and attracted many pedophiles because he was very cute and very small and shonen like. He wore belts around his shoes and gloves.
Sonic and Tails were walking through their local department store to check out the sales on various items when they came across the hardware supplies and paused to look at price tags on summer items. Sonic stared at a barbecue grill. Tails looked at various hammers and saws. They started walking again but then suddenly the two of them were almost knocked down as their bodies met the bodies of other persons that were also walking opposite their direction but in the same path of movement so they smacked into each other.
"Hey, whassa matta you! Youa stupida hedgeamahog! Whatcha werea youa goin'a!" shouted the rotund plumber man in front of Sonic who was wearing red clothes and blue jeans and he had a red had with a giant M on it and a very large and corpulent mustache and nose.
"We're not the ones who should be watching where we're going because you bumped into us first, jerks!" responded Sonic madly as he rubbed his head.
"Heya Mario, it'sa thata Sega guy! Sowak der hoeshheg!" the tall skinny man who looked like the first plumber man in red except the red man was shorter and fatter and he was dressed in green instead of red spoke.
"That's Sonic the hedgehog! Who the heck are you guys?" asked Tails getting mad too.
"Yeah, how do you know us?" demanded Sonic.
"Becausea youa thinka you'rea da hota shita! Wella you'ra nota ina youra homea towna, youa bluea prick!" responded the man called Mario.
"Oh wait, I know you two. You're those Mario brothers from Nintendo. Well just fuck off!" Sonic growled to them.
"Fucka youa, youa gaya faggota!" yelled Luigi and flipped Sonic off.
"Bitch!" yelled Sonic back and he balled up his fists and was going to beat the shit out of the two Italian plumber brothers but Tails grabbed him and held him back.
"No Sonic, don't! We don't want to sink down to their level. Let's just leave," said Tails.
"You're right Tails. I almost lost my self control there for a minute," responded Sonic with a smile. "Later, suckers!" he said to the Mario brothers.
But the two of them didn't know the Mario brothers were part of the Italian Mafia and were planning a hit so they weren't expecting when the Mario brothers both pulled out their guns and shot them to death and then ran away in their mushroom fueled go karts before the police came. And when the police came, they just shot it with magical shells and it veered out of control and hit and old lady who was trying to cross the street.
The End