Jogging gets you nowhere.
Chapter one.
Knock knock.
[chris] yes?
[daisy]rise and shine chris! We have a lot to do if you want to get a girl, and I need to shred a few pounds so I can get that hyrulen[I don't know how to spell very well] guy of my dreams! Get some clothes on!
30 soccends later.
[daisy] this was a bad idea.
[chris]ha ha ha! You only lasted 30 secconds.
[daisy]shut up!-
[peach walking by in tennis outfit]hi guys!...LINK SHALL BE MINE…MINE!
[ ]AWW THAT GOODIE GOODIE![turns to chris] Chris, help.
[chris]what?
[daisy][pulls out tnt,] this tnt has your name on it!
[Chris] ok! No burritos!
[daisy] no.
[chris] no soda!
[daisy] no…
[chris] all salads!
[daisy]noooo!
[chris] [cunningly] no salad no link!
[daisy] I admit defeat.
[chris] wanna play basketball?
[daisy] im up for it.
Chapter 2
[Daisy] you still got those candles?
[chris] yeah, here.
[transformation]
[chris ] really, false daisy, REALLY. You used the candles so you could turn evil. Ittl still be a sweep.
[chris ran down the court jumped up to the goal and dunked]
1-0
[daisy grabbed the ball dribbled the ball in a triangle form and shot a floor master that grabbed ran to the hoop in slow-mo]
[chris] how do I get out? I know! Comet!
[a giant comet crushed daisy]
[chris] thanks!
[chris ran to the goal and shot]
2-0
[Chris] ive got it comet x5!
Crunch
[chris] well you see my logic, LETS SMASH THE WEIGHT OFF!
[Chris] comet x10!
Chapter 2
[chris] whelp you lost weight but you are also the equivalent of a squshed bug.
[chris walks away from squished daisy wistling innocently]
The end