Alfe Crossing
Chapter 1: Pizza! T!mE
1 dahy, Alfe waz at the problem solving HQ and says "I wANt piza!" And cries and poops his mouth. Horace says "okay. we get to store and buy digornoes. it wil be awsome" alffay shouted "HORRAY!" . Roba say "NO! I want to play mi new game called Aminalal Crossing. I can buy a virtua kitten. no store! PORNO" alfe shouted, "OKAY ROBA ME WANT TO GO INTO GAME!1" sO alfe jumpsd into TV and is now in Tomb of Neff... I mean Animal Crossing. He meets Tom Nook, but eats him cauz he tout tom wass a pixza. alfe then bought crack and smoked it with butt. "Alfe! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONO!" Horace shouted! "wats rong with being a junkie?" horise then pooped in alfes mouth 4 a punishmint. "your frikin gross" sad alfe. th day waz almost ovr, and roba kept assing people if they had a vrtual kiitties. "dam! they dont hav any! guess ill just have to go without.
ChapteR 2- i want my mutha fuckin muny back!
roba finds a store called, "buy crap an leve" and gos in tere. he finds an old clock and bys it. it was 5 bucks. rba givs him 20 buks. he leaves wit clock, bt dousnout have his 15 buks!
robae runz backk in2 stor and bitches the cashier. "Bitch! i want my mutha fuckin muny back!" tha cashier sayz, "ok hr." so he walkout with clok but everyone at animal crossing wrshiped alfe cauz he awesome.
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