A/n: I was just watching this movie and some bunch of girls were having a sleepover and then it hit me, why don't boys have sleepovers? There must be some strange reason right?
Disclaimer: Why do I even bother right?
I Can't Believe I'm Having a Sleepover
Sasuke's P.O.V
'Ahhhh I can't wait!' screamed Ino on the top of her lungs. 'I can't wait!'
'Neither can I!' echoed Sakura. 'But party starts at 7.'
'Isn't that a little too early?'
'Yeah. I know. Mom said we can't stay up too late… Something about the neighbours being old or something like that.'
'Oh.'
'But...'
They both looked at each other, eyes sparkling with excitement.
'It's still gonna be the greatest sleepover party ever!' They screamed in unison, jumping up and down, each had their hand locked in the others.
Eww.
I looked away from the sight of the two girls, hoping that the rising headache would vanish too.
'What's up with girls and their stupid sleepovers anyway?' I asked myself.
'I don't know Sasuke, but they look pretty happy to me.'
'I don't remember saying anything to you dobe.'
'You don't have to teme, your face practically screams misery.'
'Hn.'
'Come on. You know I'm telling the truth here.'
'So am I when I say you're a complete idiot.'
He pouted and then smiled, which caused me to raise right my brow in questioning.
'You know what's really surprising?' He said.
'What?' I asked, trying to sound as uninterested as possible.
'That a guy like you; you know with all the girls around; finds the time to be unhappy.'
'Naruto. You do know that there is more to life than chasing after girls' skirts right?'
'Yea, but you have the opportunity, so why not take it?'
'No thanks.'
'But they are practically gawking over your awesomeness.'
He did have a point, but did he just admit that I was awesome?
'So you do admit that I'm awesome then?' I asked with a smirk.
'Ah… no way in hell I would!' he shouted, embarrassment written all over his face.
I chuckled. His stupidity never fails to amuse me.
'Haha!'
'What is it?' I looked at him.
'Dude. You should see your face!' he laughed. 'You look like crap.'
'Well I'm glad my misery makes you happy.'
'Ahha! So you admit to being miserable.'
'Whatever dobe.'
'There must be someway to make you happy Sasuke.'
'I'm fine and I don't need your h…' I started but was rudely interrupted by two familiar screaming girls.
'It's going to be great!'
We both looked over to them and back again. Why won't they just shut up?
'Naru…'
'Dude are you thinking what I'm thinking?' he asked, while eye-ing Sakura and Ino mischievously. Something in the back of my head told me that could not be a good sign.
'Does it involves you being accidentally pushed over a cliff by an anonymous person?'
'No!' he glared.
Don't get me wrong. I'm no a bad person. Naruto was my best friend, but he did a lot of things that made me want to end him. Things including…
'You need a sleepover party!'
Yeah. Things like that.
I looked at him with an arched brow. He was indeed the stupidest person in the world.
'I know I'm gonna regret asking you this, but what about this situation makes you think that I need a sleepover party? I asked keeping my cool.
'Well. You're sad…'
'And so..?'
'The sleepover made them happy…'
I looked at him to continue.
'So you should have one.'
'Hell no, Naruto!'
'Why not Sasuke. It will be fun!'
'Naruto. Have you ever been to a sleepover party? Have you ever heard of any normal 12 year old boys having sleepovers?
'No… but'
'You do know why that is right? That's because sleepovers are for girls!' I shouted. So much for keeping my cool. After a few moments of awkward silence, Naruto spoke up.
'So, why are sleepovers only for girls again?'
'I don't know. They just…'
'They just are Naruto!' shouted Sakura and Ino, who were now standing next to me with their hands on their hips. I looked up at them from my desk, rather annoyed with their presence.
'Why are you guys here?' Naruto asked them.
'Well, we were passing by and we overheard that you guys were going to have a sleepover party…' stated Sakura.
'Overheard?' I questioned.
'Okay… so maybe we were ease-dropping... a little.' Added Ino.
'Hn.' I smirked. 'And?'
'We just came to tell you don't even think of it, because you guys would just ruin the entire concept of sleepovers.'
'I bet us guys could have the greatest sleepover party ever known to man!'
'Us?' I asked. When did it become us?
The girls exchanged looks and then laughed.
'You wanna bet on it?' Naruto asked
'Wait, Naru…' I tried to explain.
'You guys will do everything that girls do at sleepovers and see how long you will last...'
'And.' Added Naruto. 'It will be better than any stupid sleepover you girls ever had!'
'Bet.'
'Bet.'
They glared at each other for awhile and then Sakura pulled back next to Ino.
'This ought to be fun.' Ino said with a smile and then they turned, flipped their hair and walked away.
Naruto then looked to me with a cheesy smile spread across his face. This can't be good.
'There is no fucking way I'm having a sleepover party!'
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'I can't believe I'm having a sleepover party.'
'Yeah. Who knew that Itachi could be so compliant?' Naruto said standing at my front door.
'Yeah. Who knew?' I said, while mentally questioning what little knowledge I had of my elder brother.
'Naruto.' I said during the walk to my room. 'I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I'm actually glad you're here. Lee was the first to arrive and he's been singing 'it's raining men' for the pass 15 minutes.'
Just then, we arrived at the room door and were greeted by Lee's dancing 'behind'.
'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me, Don't yah…' he stopped when he turned around and saw Naruto and I standing in the doorway. I wonder if he saw the eyes we were giving him? Weirdo.
'Naruto, you're here too!' he shouted, removing his headphones.
'Uh… yeah.'
'Sing with me my youthful friend!'
'Uh… why me?'
'Cause Sasuke's no fun.' He said pouting his lips.
'I think I might pass this one Lee.'
'Okay, but it's your lost though.'' He said walking over to his stuff.
Our lost! Riiiteee.
I glared at Naruto. 'Why did you invite Lee again?'
He shrugged his shoulders. I should have known. God, can you please remind me why Naruto is my friend again?
'Umm… Naruto, what's that?'
I looked down at the stuffed basket that I just recognized in his hand. Was he always carrying that around?
'Oh this. Sakura gave it to me to wish us a happy sleepover party.'
'Oh.' I said. 'Leave that thing outside and get in here.' I said.
'I can't leave it. Sakura gave it to me!' he whined.
'And that's exactly why you need to leave it, she can't be trusted.'
'Can't … be trusted?' he asked. 'Sasuke, Sakura is our friend. You are just being paranoid!'
'She'syourfriend and I'mnot paranoid!
'Well. I'm not leaving it!' he shouted.
'Well. So be it. You can keep its company too!' I shouted and slammed the door in his face.
'Sasuke!' he shouted from the other side of the door. 'It's Sakura. What could she possibly do?'
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In Sakura's room
Sakura's P.O.V
'Great idea Sakura!' Screamed Ino.
'Yeah! They will never guess that you put a camera in that basket.' Informed Tenten. 'Not even Sasuke.'
'I don't … know you guys. It seems wrong.'
'Even if you get to see Naruto?'
'Umm….Well. hehehe.'
'Hn. That's what I thought.'
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I hate to admit it, but he's right. It's just Sakura. She's just a stupid girl. What could she possibly do? I slowly opened the door.
'Okay. Get in.'
'Oh Sasuke, I know you love me!' he shouted almost prancing at me.
'Ah. Nope. I just didn't want to be stuck in here, alone, with Lee.' I explained myself.
He pouted and walked in.
Some moments later, Chouji came with Shikamaru, who mumbled a quick 'how troublesome' and soon fell asleep. Next it was Kiba and Shino. Boy was I glad that they didn't bring their pets! Whew!
'So, who are we waiting on now? I asked Naruto in the middle of a video game.
'Sasuke!' Shouted Itachi as he walked in. 'Neji is here.'
Finally! We could hurry and get this thing over with. Neji walked in from behind of Itachi and stared at the group of us.
'Call me if you need anything o.k. Sasuke.' Itachi said and with that he left the room.
After a moment of awkward silence, Neji sighed heavily.
'Ugh! What are you waiting on? Let's get this thing over with already.'
I rolled my eyes in disgust. We have been waiting for this guy for over 20 minutes and he has the guts to come in here and say something like that!
'Naruto.' I whispered. 'Remind me to kick his ass after this party.'
'Yeah. He nodded. 'And I would love to help.'
'Ok everyone!' shouted Lee. 'Let's Get This Party Started!'
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