Right...I feel really embarrassed for writing this. I mean, it's too mature for me to write it!!! =^=
But yeah...I tried writing a lemon...but it came out as a lime instead. A very mild lime. I tried D8 And on a side note, I never watched Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I was just obsessed with Dino so...-shifty eyes- This is inspired by some random drabbles I have been reading lately. Otherwise, they're just pure crack. lolz. They're fun, although, some of the lemons I read are hard to understand that I had to ask a friend to translate (ehem explain) it to me.

SO YEAH, enjoy this drabble collection. Here's Drabble numbuh 1! 8D

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Manwhore
n. A man who sells his own body for money; a male prostitue.

"Dino~!" Leine wailed, sitting at the corner of the desk the mafia boss was using. Said boss did not even bother looking at her as he continued typing whatever he needed to type on his laptop. The familiar tick sounds resounding through her ears. It annoyed her to no end having heard it literally everyday.

"What is it, Leine-chan?" he automatically asked, his beautiful eyes she loved so much focused on the damn laptop screen. She gritted her teeth, wanting the attention towards her not to some flashy screen! Was she not flashy enough for him to not look at her?

"Ne, are you done already?" she asked with a pout as she looked at him with a condemned look. He was barely listening to her. And that frustrated her even more.

"In a minute," was his answer. He continued typing on the keys of the keyboard with great speed that even she could not do. She pouted even more at his answer, her eyes narrowing at her lover. The answer he had provided for her was the exact answer he had given her for the past three hours! Was she getting tiresome for him?

Finally, giving up already, she pushed herself away from the wooden desk and walked away. An idea had come up and she knew it would work. Why she did not thought of it before was seriously beyond her. But it did not matter anymore; she would surely have his attention now. A grin slowly forming on her glossy lips, she put a finger under her chin, pretending to think.

"Well, I can always have a manwhore entertain me and call it a one nightstand," she thought aloud, smirking at herself for this idea. She was really brilliant. And this fact was proven right even more for Dino's eyes quickly shot towards her departing form and had a terrified expression on his face. He quickly ran after her, completely forgetting about his loads of work.

"No! Leine-chan! Don't-" before he could even finish what he was about to say, he tripped into thin air- a typical mishap of Dino.

Leine, sensing this, twirled around and tried to catch him. She did not want to get him hurt yet again.

"Dino!" she called out in alarm, spreading her arms to attempt to catch him. But instead of breaking his fall, she fell with him and met the carpeted floor.

"Ow…" she grimaced feeling the pain behind her head. Caressing the sore spot, she suddenly remembered Dino and found him lying on top of her. At the sight of it, her cheeks were tainted red in just a millisecond. She could smell his sexy Italian perfume through her nostrils and that seriously aroused her. Only he could do that to her.

"Leine-chan! Are you all right?" he asked worriedly when he, too, recovered from his reverie. There was a blush on his face too, making him appear more adorable and irresistible. It did not help at all, except the fact to make her want him even more.

Leine, instead of answering, licked her lips in a provocative way and smirked evilly.

"Oh screw that! Come here!" and she pulled him, covering his warm lips with her own. No sooner later, the carpet was filled with clothes and moans filled the room that only they occupied. This was way better than a one nightstand, especially when she did not have to pay for her own manwhore…Why would she need one when she had her own manwhore she could be with forever.

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Romario let out a sigh while he stood outside his boss' office room. They…were doing it again, judging by the noises behind the door. He felt bad for his boss because he knew that his work would pile up, yet again.

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