Disclaimer: I don't own any of there characters or comic words in this fic.
This is the work of drigger1996 and black-ice-demon-1996
(in school)
Tala: id of been a lot better off if I'd of studied a lot more when I was growing up, you know. But you know the things that went seriously wrong was when they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot but no one knew about it, you know. And the spelling bee day popping up.
Ray: alright kids up against the wall. Its time for public humiliation.
Tala: spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends. that's good for little egos huh, hey look at me im a moron. I wasn't even close. I was using numbers and stuff. that's why I admired that kid who spelt it wrong on purpose . He knew he wasn't going to win so what was the point of standing there for 3 hours.
"k-a-t im out of hear" then as he walks past you he says "I know there's two t's"
I remembered my teacher asked me…
Ray: tala what's the I before e rule.
Tala: I before e….. always
Ray: what are you an idiot tala?
Tala: apparently, so he explains it.
Ray: its I before e except after c, like on week ends and holidays and all threw out may and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say.
Tala: oh that's a hard rule….. that's a tough rule. Plurals where hard too. He asked me…
Ray: tala, how do you make a word a plural?
Tala: you put an s at the end of it….
Ray: when?
Tala: on weekends and holidays.
Ray: no tala no let me show ya
Tala: so he asked the smartest kid in class who new everything, Kenny.
Ray: Kenny, what's the plural for an ox?
Kenny: oxen the farmer used his oxen.
Ray: tala?
Tala: what *laughing*
Ray: whats the plural for a box?
Tala: boxen, I bought a boxen of donuts.
Ray: no, no tala no. lets try another one, Kenny whats the plural for goose?
Kenny: geese, I saw a flock of geese,
Ray: tala?
Tala: *on the floor laughing* what?
Ray: whats the plural for a moose?
Tala: moosen, I saw a herd of moosen. There was many of them many much moosen, out in the woods, in the woods and the eatin and the eating is in.
Ray: tala what the hell are you talking about?
Tala: I don't know, I don't know.
Ray: what are you an imbecile tala?
Tala: imbaulin,
Ray: what are you speaking German now tala?
Tala: germain, germain Jackson, Jackson five, titio.
Ray: tala what the hell are you talking about?
Tala: I don't know, I don't know, really.
(scene skip)
Tala: I think the worse day was when the science project was due, that was fun waking up that morning huh? Your head would pop off the pillow. ' oh no, that's due today' I had nine months to do it and I didn't nothing. Only a card board box, a boxen! And show up your scared because you don't have anything and you find out all the others kids…. There parents made them for them. I hated that. One kid who didn't even know how to do his own shoe laces up and he brought in a volcano, I mean a volcano. How did he swing that. I didn't know what to do for my project so I brought in a paper cup with some dirt in it, hoping he'd walk past me knowing I was an idiot. Just as long as I was holding something…. Lalalalala….
Ray: what do you have there tala?
Tala: it's a cup of dirt. Just put an f on there and let me go home.
Ray: well explain it.
Tala: it's a cup…. With dirt in it. I call it cup of dirt. You should move on now, move on down the line.
So she went to this one kid, the kid in my class that did the same one every year witch was a solar system made out of balls and cloths hanger's, hey your breaking some new ground there idiot.
Ian: the big yellow ones the sun. the big yellow ones the sun!
Ray: what about the other ones….
Ian: the yellow ones the sun… the yellow ones the…
Ray: WE KNOW!
(new scene)
Tala to ray: hey ray can I ask you a question?
Ray: sure!
Tala: you know Mariah up stairs
Ray: yeah…
Tala: she's Chinese and your Chinese are you two related?
Ray: what tala! Im not related to a fluff ball…. I FIND THAT RACIST! What are you saying huh? What we all look he same to you?
Tala: no
Ray: huh?
Tala: NO geeze im sorry.
Ray: I should say so, you have to be careful when talking about race.
Tala: well what about you.
Ray: huh?
Tala: what about that fighting school you go two huh?
Ray: what about it?
Tala: could someone like me go there
Ray: no we don't want people like you there…
Tala: see now don't you think that's a little racist….
Ray: well I guess your right.
Tala: everyone's a little bit racist.
Ray: I know, what about the jokes.
Tala: no one laughs at them because of what they say. They laugh because there biased on truth.
Ray: oh oh oh stop me if you've herd this one. There a plain going down and theres a preist a rabbi and a..
Tala: BLACK GUY
Ray: yeah
Eddie: ray! What you talking about
Ray: errrr….
Eddie: you where telling a black joke went you?
Ray: erm yeah
Tala: but everyone tells black jokes.
Eddie: I don't.
Tala: of course you don't you black but I bet you tell polish jokes right?
Eddie: of course I do. Those stupid polish people
Tala: whats a little bit racist.
Eddie: yeah your right.
Ray: Jesus Christ.
Eddie: now there was a good black guy
Tala: who?
Eddie: Jesus Christ.
Ray: Eddie Jesus was white.
Eddie: no he was black
Ray: no he was white.
Eddie: but im pretty sure.
Tala: GUYS GUYS GUYS! Jesus was Jewish…..
All: *laugh*
Raul: hey guys what you laughing about?
Tala: racism.
Raul: cool
Matilda: raul! You get hear now.! You-take-a-recycle-a-bird.
Tala: whats that mean.
Raul: erm recycle.
All: *laugh*
Raul: HEY DON'T LAUGH AT HER how many languages do you speak?
Ray: oh come off it raul!
Tala: everyone's racist
Ray: stop saying that.
Matilda: I know you didn't mean it but calling me names isn't nice.
Raul: sorry.
All: *EVERYONES A LITTLE RACIST
(NEXT SCENE)
Tala: bryan. Im gonna call ray.
Bryan: errrr..
Call
Tala: hey.
Ray: hey, im our right now, so I cant speak to you right now so leave your message after the….ARGGHHH Mariah what are you doing! Kevin put that down!
Tala: hey ray this is tala
Voice mail: you have reached the voice mail system
Tala: urggggg
Voice: to save a message press 1
Tala: Jesus.
Voice: to page this number press 5
Tala: come on!
Voice: to finish the massage click the cancel button.
Tala: really… jesus I was just gonna keep talking until he decided to check his voice mail.
Voice: to mark this message as important press 9
Tala: I will stab you computer phone lady!
Voice: to send this message to more than one person press 11
Tala: THERE IS NO 11 YOU *BEEP* WHORE
Ray: *pics up* oooooh language
Mariah….. REY REI!
*HANGS UP*
(A/N OKAY THIS IS RANDOM SO REVIEW!)