Coconuts!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Slayers or Monty Python! I just think they're really cool!
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Amelia: *Is heard laughing from the living room* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Lina: *Trying to sleep* Grrrrr...
Amelia: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Lina: *Still trying to sleep* Die...
Amelia: ...HAHAHAHAHA-*Takes a breathe* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Lina: *Sits up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! WHAT'S SO GOD DAMMED FUNNY?!? *Storms into the living room*
Amelia: ...Heeheehee...Good morning Miss Lina! Did you sleep well?
Lina: DID I SLEEP WELL?!? YOUR FREAKIN LAUGHTER WOKE ME UP!!!
Amelia: Whoops, sorry...*Blush*
Lina: *Cooling down* Why were you laughing so hard anyway?
Amelia: Er...um...nothing!
Lina: Amelia, don't lie, 'cause you suck at it...
Amelia: Fine! If it helps to know, I'm watching a funny movie! Happy?
Lina: A funny movie, huh? What's it called?
Amelia: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
Lina: What's a Monty Python?
Amelia: I dunno...Maybe you should watch it and find out?
Lina: Well, ok! BUT I'M HUNGRY!!!
Sylphiel (Why am I putting her in this story? I don't even LIKE Sylphiel! She's waaaaaaay to "I'm-a-helpless-girl-with-a-tragic-loss" Kinda person...Oh, I know why! I'M INSANE! No, DERANGED! When you're deranged, you tend to just stick random people wherever you want, even if you don't like them!...Go figure...): Breakfast will be ready soon!
Lina: *Glued to the tube* Uh-Hum...
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Amelia + Lina: BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lina: *Turns off T.V.* Hee hee hee, that was FUNNY!!!
Gourry + Zelgadis: *Both come walking downstairs yawning, stretching, ect.*
Gourry: I heard laughing, what's going on?
Lina: *Wipes away a tear* Hee hee...nothing!
Zelgadis: Riiiiiiight...
Amelia: We-
Sylphiel: -BREAKFAST!!!
Gourry: Alright, FOOD!
Lina: Later Zel, FOOOOOD!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~At the Breakfast Table*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lina: HURRY UP! I'M STARVING!!!
Gourry: *Drooling* Foooooooooooooooooood...
Zelgadis: *Watching Gourry* Amusing...
Amelia: So, Miss Sylphiel, what's for breakfast?
Sylphiel: Well, I decided to try something exotic for once, so, I prepared Coconuts!
Amelia + Lina: ...Coconuts?...
Zelgadis: This ought to be interesting.
Gourry: What's a Pogohut?
Amelia + Lina: ...HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zelgadis + Gourry: 0.0!!!
Zelgadis: What the...
Gourry: How do you spell that?
Sylphiel: Did I-Did I do something wrong?
Lina: Hahahahahaha, nope! Hee hee hee hee heeeee...
Amelia: You're using Coconuts!
Sylphiel: What?
Amelia + Lina: *Fall out of their chairs* BUAH- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!
Zelgadis: *Looks into his cup of coffee*.*Cautiously sets it down*
Lina: *Calms down a bit* Where'd you get the Coconuts?
Sylphiel: This may sound sort of funny, but, I found them.
Lina: Found them? In Sayruun? The Coconut's tropical!
Sylphiel: Wha-What do you mean?
Amelia: Well, this is a Temperate Zone.
Sylphiel: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? (Don't ask me how she knew what to say, it could be coincidental.)
Amelia + Lina: (Instead of typing out all those "H's" and "A's", I'm just gonna have it be an action.) *Laugh Insanely*
Lina: Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate?
Sylphiel: I'm getting confused now...
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A/N: YAY! Should I continue the "Coconut Rampage" in another fic or leave it as it is? (I think you might have needed to see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" to understand this. If you haven't, I HIGHLY suggest you rent it!) Oh, yeah! You may have noticed that the Slayers owned a T.V.! Just to let you know, I gave it to them. That's the ONLY reason they have it! ...So...What did you think? I'd appreciate reviews, but NO FLAMES please. Tank-Ku! Buh-Byez!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Slayers or Monty Python! I just think they're really cool!
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Amelia: *Is heard laughing from the living room* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Lina: *Trying to sleep* Grrrrr...
Amelia: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Lina: *Still trying to sleep* Die...
Amelia: ...HAHAHAHAHA-*Takes a breathe* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Lina: *Sits up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! WHAT'S SO GOD DAMMED FUNNY?!? *Storms into the living room*
Amelia: ...Heeheehee...Good morning Miss Lina! Did you sleep well?
Lina: DID I SLEEP WELL?!? YOUR FREAKIN LAUGHTER WOKE ME UP!!!
Amelia: Whoops, sorry...*Blush*
Lina: *Cooling down* Why were you laughing so hard anyway?
Amelia: Er...um...nothing!
Lina: Amelia, don't lie, 'cause you suck at it...
Amelia: Fine! If it helps to know, I'm watching a funny movie! Happy?
Lina: A funny movie, huh? What's it called?
Amelia: Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
Lina: What's a Monty Python?
Amelia: I dunno...Maybe you should watch it and find out?
Lina: Well, ok! BUT I'M HUNGRY!!!
Sylphiel (Why am I putting her in this story? I don't even LIKE Sylphiel! She's waaaaaaay to "I'm-a-helpless-girl-with-a-tragic-loss" Kinda person...Oh, I know why! I'M INSANE! No, DERANGED! When you're deranged, you tend to just stick random people wherever you want, even if you don't like them!...Go figure...): Breakfast will be ready soon!
Lina: *Glued to the tube* Uh-Hum...
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Amelia + Lina: BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lina: *Turns off T.V.* Hee hee hee, that was FUNNY!!!
Gourry + Zelgadis: *Both come walking downstairs yawning, stretching, ect.*
Gourry: I heard laughing, what's going on?
Lina: *Wipes away a tear* Hee hee...nothing!
Zelgadis: Riiiiiiight...
Amelia: We-
Sylphiel: -BREAKFAST!!!
Gourry: Alright, FOOD!
Lina: Later Zel, FOOOOOD!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~At the Breakfast Table*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lina: HURRY UP! I'M STARVING!!!
Gourry: *Drooling* Foooooooooooooooooood...
Zelgadis: *Watching Gourry* Amusing...
Amelia: So, Miss Sylphiel, what's for breakfast?
Sylphiel: Well, I decided to try something exotic for once, so, I prepared Coconuts!
Amelia + Lina: ...Coconuts?...
Zelgadis: This ought to be interesting.
Gourry: What's a Pogohut?
Amelia + Lina: ...HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zelgadis + Gourry: 0.0!!!
Zelgadis: What the...
Gourry: How do you spell that?
Sylphiel: Did I-Did I do something wrong?
Lina: Hahahahahaha, nope! Hee hee hee hee heeeee...
Amelia: You're using Coconuts!
Sylphiel: What?
Amelia + Lina: *Fall out of their chairs* BUAH- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!
Zelgadis: *Looks into his cup of coffee*.*Cautiously sets it down*
Lina: *Calms down a bit* Where'd you get the Coconuts?
Sylphiel: This may sound sort of funny, but, I found them.
Lina: Found them? In Sayruun? The Coconut's tropical!
Sylphiel: Wha-What do you mean?
Amelia: Well, this is a Temperate Zone.
Sylphiel: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? (Don't ask me how she knew what to say, it could be coincidental.)
Amelia + Lina: (Instead of typing out all those "H's" and "A's", I'm just gonna have it be an action.) *Laugh Insanely*
Lina: Are you suggesting Coconuts migrate?
Sylphiel: I'm getting confused now...
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A/N: YAY! Should I continue the "Coconut Rampage" in another fic or leave it as it is? (I think you might have needed to see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" to understand this. If you haven't, I HIGHLY suggest you rent it!) Oh, yeah! You may have noticed that the Slayers owned a T.V.! Just to let you know, I gave it to them. That's the ONLY reason they have it! ...So...What did you think? I'd appreciate reviews, but NO FLAMES please. Tank-Ku! Buh-Byez!