DISCLAIMER! WE OWN NOTHING, Except Jak and Ryiane.
Title: Role Changing
Chapter: Act I, scene i
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"Alright, show starts in 15! Where's my Halloween Chorus! WITCHES! JACK! ZERO! SALLY!" a man of German descent was shouting orders backstage, his actors running to complete their preparations. This was all of their big chances, their major break-through, for they were performing Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas stage play, for the people of Ouran Academy.
"Yo, Jak, you ready to be Jack?" a 5'6" white costumed 'ghost dog Zero' stood in the doorway, raising an eyebrow at the 6' flat Jak playing Jack.
"Yeah, Ryiane, you ready to follow me around on a string?" Jak responded, straightening her pin-striped suit and apply the finishing touches to her skeleton make-up.
"Ha, yup, you got me there. You ever realized that all our directors stick me with a dumb role when your main character, and vice-versa, shouldn't a kid, or a dog be playing my role?" Ryiane laughed, adjusting her costume some.
"That's 'cuz Hollywood, Broadway, and every other director in the world knows we come as a pair."
"JACK! ZERO! PLACES EVERYONE!" the director screamed in a thick German accent.
"Ready?"
"After you, Pumpkin King."
"It's starting! It's starting!" Mitskuni radiated excitement. The entire host's except Takashi, Kyouya, and Haruhi did. They set as a group in the exquisite theater. The lights dimmed, and the curtains raised. The magic began…
SHADOW
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
SIAMESE SHADOW
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
GHOSTS
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of
fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
CREATURE UNDER BED
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
MAN UNDER THE STA[RS
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
VAMPIRES
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
MAYOR
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
CORPSE CHORUS
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how
you'll scream
HARLEOUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF,
AND MELTING MAN
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
WEREWOLF
Aren't you scared?
WITCHES
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
HANGING TREE
Everybody scream, everybody scream
HANGED MEN
In our town of Halloween
CLOWN
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
SECOND GHOUL
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
CHILD CORPSE TRIO
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
PARENT CORPSES
That's our job, but we're not mean
in our town of Halloween
CORPSE CHORUS
In this town
MAYOR
Don't we love it now?
MAYOR WITH CORPSE CHORUS
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
CORPSECHORUS
Skeleton jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special
guy
Our man jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
EVERYONE
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
CORPSE CHILD TRIO
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
EVERYONE
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! (etc.)
"And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, may we introduce to you, the stars of our play!" The rest of the actors on stage vibrated with excitement, Jak and Ryiane were legends in the acting world, having been discovered at the ages of 4 and 3.
"Playing as our hero's faithful, loyal companion, Zero, Ryiane Zywest!" the crowd let out a roar as the ghost dog actress descended from the ceiling attached to her flight rope, looking like a real ghost.
"And, playing our dashing hero, Jack Skellington, may I present to you Jak Zyro!" The crowd screamed, women fainted as the 6'0" dashing, mysterious, skeleton actor leapt from the ceiling, landing Spiderman position.
The hosts flipped out with the rest of the crowd. Tamaki especially.
"Mommy, Mommy, we must invite the Jak and Ryiane to the host club! They are perfect!" Puppy dog eyes glistening with adoration shined. Kyouya wanted to take something and shove it in Tamaki's eyes.
'If you'll leave me the hell alone while I'm working, I'll buy you the fucking United States.' Was Konya's first thought.
"Whatever you wish…Daddy."
"YEA! YIPIEE!" The blond idiot radiated stupidity.
Kyouya flipped out his cell phone as they left the theater and worked his magic, pulled strings, and planned the two actresses, or by their looks, 'actors' lives without their consent.
"Yes, I would like to hire Jak Zyro and Ryiane Zywest as official members of the Ouran Academy Host Club."
"Kyouya Ootori."