I was going to update my other story but thought "meh this book needs more comedy!"

"Hey Aunt Galina we're here!" Shanks yells after entering the house.

Me and Dibs linger in the door way for a second. A short, chubby woman scurries into the room putting a large sun hat over her tight greying bun. She wore a brown sun dress and flip flops and was an actual human. We are being given time out of the schola to look after Shanks's siblings.

"Thank you for minding my children They will get back from school in 20 minutes "She glances down at her watch "I'm late! See you in a week" She scurries out the door.

"Well she got out of here quickly." Graves muttered.

"Don't worry it's not you guys it's my cousins" Shanks muttered.

"What's wrong with your cousins?" I ask. He laughs.

"Wait and see." is the reply I get.

After 20 long minutes of sitting around talking the lock on the door clicks.

A tall girl with charcoal hair and oddly mismatched eyes. The left an icy, heart stoping blue that sent a chill down my spine, the other an equally terrifying deep, blood red. She sported black jeans, a camo jacket and black converse.

"Who are you!" she demanded raising her fists to cover her face.

I saw Shanks smirk out of the corner of my eye "Hello Medea living up to your name yet again" he teased.

"Huh?" I say confused

"Her name means evil, betrayal and sneakiness," Shanks explains. "Perfect description of my 13 year old cousin."

"Watch out cuz, I went to Japan and it turns out dog doesn't taste that bad." She grinned pointed fangs appeared in her mouth.

"Is she svetocha?" I ask Shanks.

Medea beat him to the chase. "Aw nah duh" She snapped "I bloomed early why people can't accept that, I don't understand!" I would love Christophe to meet this kid.

Before I could defend myself a small girl about 7 entered through the open doorway her curly blonde hair had brown tips and bounced around her. She wore black dress, black slip-ons and her hair was complimented by a – you guessed it black Alice- headband.

"Where's mommy" She asked batting big veracious chocolate eyes at Shanks.

"Were minding you for the next week Nyoka, okay" Shanks says to her kindly.

"Okay!" she chirps happily and skips off into her room.

I see Medea slyly sneaking out of the room and up stairs "Medea where are your brothers," Shanks asks suspiciously. Medea coughs and continues walking.

Uh oh.

I'll update soon but I'm going on holiday next Thursday and I'v gotta go to a wedding this weekend so... REVIEWS MAKE FAST UPDATES!