Laughing at my own Blood
By: Mizuki 8D & Nikooruchan
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. Tite Kubo has that pleasure.
It's Monday morning in the shop, Grimmjow and his cousin Naoko are currently working on Grimmjow's Sexy Pantera (His car). It Slick baby blue Viper GT, It's embroidered with a huge white panther on the side. Anyway,Grimmjow wanted to put brand new neon lights and headlights put are were just about finished when Grimmjow and Naoko cousin Nnoitra and walks in with Naoko"s brother Starrk.
"Oi, Grimm...Nao ya'll done wit tha light"s yet? Starrk said yawning, walk up to lean up against a nearby wall.
"Umm..yeah we're done" Naoko replies getting from under hood. Naoko scooted out, relieving the she wore knee ripped jeans, a black skin tight hoodie and black Chuck Taylor converse classic. Beside her , Grimmjow lend against the hood of the car wearing a pair of black washout jeans and gray converses. He lend into his car and grab his shirt and puts it on.
" Well lets go " Nnoitora grinned
" Go where? " Naoko questioned in confusion glancing at Nnoitora." Tha newest club, Arrancar " Nnoitora and Starrk answered. She glanced at both of them and nods.
" Sure man, lets go " grimmjow grins and opens the door to let naoko in the back of the car. Starrk also went in the back with Naoko but Nnoitora tried to get inside but he was too tall to get inside of Grimmjow's car.
" Hey Grimm, I ain't gonna fit man! " Nnoitora says still trying to get in but obviously failed.
" Fuck, Nnoi " Grimmjow growled " Your fucking tall ass ! "
Naoko couldn't help but laugh at her ass off as Nnoitora continued to try to get inside but he still couldn"t. Starrk sighs and suggest to take his car while he shakes his head. Starrk gets out and tries to get Nnoitora but fails.
" Yo man Nnoi is stuck! " Starrk frowned
Naoko got out and all three of them simply watched Nnoitra trying to get out of the car but fails miserably. Naoko grabs Nnoitra"s arm and tries to pull him out of the car.
" Ah fuck! yer" tryin to break em neck " Nnoitora says growling as Naoko ignored what he said and continued to try to pull his fat ass out of the car. She grabbed his arm tighter and tries to pull him out of the car. Nnoitra"s head was in the way and it seemed Naoko was trying to break his neck. The two watched Naoko pulling Nnoitora out of the car.
" Geez Nnoitora. You're stuck in there " Naoko says continuing to try to pull him out.
" No he"s not. Nnoi try to lay straight out in the car " Starrk yawned not taking this seriously. Nnoitora did what Starrk told him to do as they tried to pull him out. Naoko, Grimmjow and Starrk pulled Nnoitora all at once and he was out quickly. Nnoitora fell on top of all three of them. Starrk saw Nnoitra's face real close
" Are ya done yet? " Starrk says yawning and Grimmjow growls and yells " Get the fuck off of me, ya faggot !
Naoko felt something strange, something was poking her " What the hell is this ?! " she says. She stared at the peculiar thing, it was touching between her boobs; she poked it and grabbed it.
" Ah...Naoko...s-s-s-s-stop that! " Nnoitora growled in pleasure
" Ewwwwww...Nnoitora! " Naoko yelled out in disgust falling back against Grimmjow. He just sighed and tried to untangle from Nnoitora and Naoko. Naoko was freaking that she touched Nnoitra"s cock, she looked at her hand, she realized she was shaking really badly and quickly shook it off in disgust.
" Ugh...I can't believe i touched your... " Naoko says freaking out
Starrk looks down at them in a huff. " Are ya done yet? " he said and simply yawned, he didn"t even care of what was going on and just wanted to sleep. He walked over to his white and silver Camaro X1 and hopped in.
Grimmjow hops in the passenger seat, Nnoitora and Naoko goes back of the car and on the way they both started arguing.
" Oi, why are ya grabbing my nuts?! " Nnoitora whine
" I didn't grab your nuts! you fell on me with that 3 inch cock of yours! " Naoko says
"It's 9 inches ya whore! " Nnoitora growled while blushing like crazy
" 9 inches my ass ! It looks like 3 inches to me, you manwhore! " Naoko yells
" Silent you two! And Naoko his cock is a good 9 inches " Grimmjow yelled
" And how do you know that? " Naoko asked
* Flashback *
Grimmjow and Nnoitora were hanging out in the crib one night. They both were just finishing smoking a blunt.
" Meh, i'm hungry ! " Nnoitora moaning like a bitch. " Am going to grab some food, you want anything? "
" Yeh, get me some chips! " Grimmjow yelled at Nnoitora as he walked away to get some food. Grimmjow decided to take a piss, so he had to walk towards the bathroom without falling. Grimmjow pushed the stall to noticed that Nnoitora was standing holding his cook and was already taking a piss.
" Hey Grimm, watcha starin at? " Nnoitora said with a smirk on his face
" N-nothing man " Grimmjow grunted
" You like what you see? " Nnoitora says wiggling his eyebrows
" No, ya ass! Now hurry up! I got to take a piss! " Grimmjow growled not in the mood.
" Fine, don"t get your panties in a twist " Nnoitora replied, he shooked his semi-limp 9 inch cock one last time and whipped. He flushed the toilet, washed his hands and left the room.
Grimmjow slide passed him in disgust and thought " I just saw my best friends cock! "
* end of flashback*
Grimmjow shook his head from the image that he just remembered, that memory will be stuck in his mind forever, Nnoitora and Naoko continued to argue.
" Hey shut it, you two! " Grimmjow growled leaning back in his seat
x
Ichigo and the gang ( Shinji, Kensei, Hiyori, Maido, Lisa, Rose, Shiro, Mashiko and Love) were hanging out in the Kurakara Park. Shinji and Hiyori were having an argument over some type of show they were watching earlier. Kensei and Mashiko were looking for a bunny that Makido was looking for earlier. While rose and love were citing poems from shakespeare. Maido and Lisa were talking of god knows what. Ichigo laid on the grass and looked at stars. He almost fell asleep by the calmness until it was interrupted by a shadowy figure...
First Chapter and Updated