Lucario: hello people of earth! im starting a pokemon story! yaaay! ...ehem...

Pain: *wakes up* huh? oh. yay.

Lucario: dont worry. im not gonna make you type anything in the story. i know you hate pokemon.

Pain: im going back to sleep now.

Lucario: fine. at least my cute little vulpix friend is here to keep me company.

Vulpix: i hate being a victim.

Mady: helloooo? anyone care to notice me?

Lucario: hmmm...yep. thats it. onto the story!

CHAPTER 1

IT'S JUST NOT MY F**KING DAY

"Wh-whoa...are...are you okay? No! Dont let go! Just a little longer...c'mon! Hang on!"

"N-n-no! I cant...hold on...!"

Lightning hits and everything goes silent, except for the raging storm...

In the morning a Vulpix is washed up on the beach...

"Urrg...where am I? Ungh...I can't...get up...i'm so dizzy...this is just not my f**king day..."

Meanwhile, at a guild with a giant Wigglytuff sculpture, a pokemon is pacing around with a strange stone hanging from his neck. This pokemon is a Meowth.

"..."

He turns to leave then stops and slaps himself.

"No way! I'm getting into this guild if it kills me! No more wimping out!"

He turns back then steps onto the gate on the ground and an unknown voice yells up, "Pokemon detected! Pokemon detected!" and a different voice yells up, "Whose footprint? Whose footprint?" and the first voice yells back, "The footprint is Meowth's! The footprint is Meowth's!".

"Gah!" screams Meowth as he jumps back. "Jesus, every time!" he stops and tries to relax a little. "...I cant go in after all...i tried but..." he sighs and looks at the stone hanging from his neck. "I thought this would help me, inspire me, but i was wrong. i cant do anything because im a coward. I'm such a loser..." he says to himself as he walks off to the beach.

After he leaves, two more pokemon come out of their hiding spot in the blushes.

"Hey Zubat..." one says. "Did ya see that wimpy little pokemon?"

"Yeah..." the one named Zubat says. "Let's go after him, Koffing."

"You got it." Koffing says as he follows his partner in crime.

Meanwhile, at the beach...

"Wow, it's so beautiful..." says Meowth as he stares out into the ocean. "This is just the right place to relax..." he yawns and stretches out onto the sand and curls up until he sees a Vulpix across the beach. "Huh? I wonder what that pokemon is doing...i guess it wouldnt hurt to check it out..." he says as he walks over on all fours to the Vulpix. "Hey...hey are you okay? Wake up..." he shakes her with his paw a bit.

"Ugh...too tired...5 more minutes..." she says sleepily as she whacks Meowth on the head.

"H-hey! C'mon now, wake up!" he says, aggravated, and shakes her harder.

"Ahhhh! Talking pokemon! Die evil spirit!" the Vulpix screams and accidentally hits him with the move Ember. "Wow...how did i do that...?"

"Grrrrr...hey what was that for?"

"Ummm...i dont even know how i did that..."

"You...You're kidding right? You're a Vulpix! Of course you can use the move Ember!"

"I'm a...Vulpix...? But...that cant be right..." she says as she slowly gets up, blinking as she finds out she can only walk on all fours, then stares at her reflection in the water. "...I must be dreaming. I'm not a pokemon! I'm a HUMAN! So how am i a Vulpix?"

"Human huh? I see whats going on. You're playing some stupid joke. Well, it's not funny."

"I'm not playing a joke! Aww, man! What am i gonna do?" she says worridly as she paces back and forth on the sand.

"...You're telling the truth? You swear?"

"YES!"

"...Alright i believe you." he says smiling. "Sorry, but it's hard to trust anyone nowadays. I'm Meowth. Who're you?"

"I'm Amber..."

"Nice to meetcha! So where're ya from?"

"I...I dont know...i cant remember..."

"That sucks."

"Yep. It's just not my f**king day."

"Well, you could always-" he starts, but gets pushed into Amber roughly, his rock falling off his neck.

"Ouch! What the hell...?" cries Meowth as he slowly gets up and pathetically stares up at Koffing and Zubat, literally shaking. "Umm...g-give that b-back..."

"What for? It's just a peice of junk!" teases Zubat as he slips the rock around his neck. "Get over it!"

"Yeah! You little wimp! If you want it back that bad, come and get it!" shouts Koffing.

"Hey, knock it off, you big bullies!" shouts Amber as she gets uo glaring.

"Aww, is your little girlfriend gonna defend you?"

"Hey, hey. That's no way to treat a lady, Koffing." smiled Zubat. "Hey baby. Why're you hangin' out with this loser? Come with us and we can show you some REAL fun. Heheheh."

"Go f**k yourself."

"Now now. We have a fiesty one, now dont we?"

"Leave her out of this!" glared Meowth but soon shrinks back as they glare back at him. "G-give me m-my rock b-back..."

"You want it that badly come take it from us!" yelled Koffing as they both took off for the beach cave.

"Aww man...i...i gotta get it back! If i dont..." sniffled Meowth then he shook his head. "No! No more crying! Hey Amber, can you please help?"

"Of course! Lets go!" she shouts as they run off into the cave in persuit of Zubat and Koffing. Definetly. Not my f**king day.

Lucario: Hoped ya liked it!

Pain: Fine! I'll help you! God!

Lucario: But i never-

Pain: No thanks needed. just say goodbye.

Mady: Wow. just woow.

Vulpix: Why me? Why meeee?

All: BYEEEEEE!