Chapter 1 – The Prank

Disclaimer : I DON'T own anything apart from the twisted little plot, and my lovely character Daphne

Remus sat in the common room alone, reading, as it was only 8'o'clock, and it was a Saturday. He sighed happily to himself as he turned the page, "Mornin' Rem" came a voice from the girl's dormitory stairs. Remus turned round and smiled when he saw a familiar face smiling at him "Mornin' Daph" he replied marking the page in his book and placing the book on the table. Daphne was a short 5th year, like them, with long dirty blonde hair and big brown eyes and she had been Lily's best friends since they were 6.

"No-one else up?" Daphne commented it was more a statement then a question, Remus looked to her "unless there are loads of people around here that I can't see I'd say no, there's no-one else up." He replied

"Well I can't see anyone but they could all be hiding beneath James' invisibility cloak" Daphne retorted with a knowing look.

"you know as well as I do that we can only fit 4 people under that cloak, well we managed to squeeze 5 once but that's a different story" Remus replied in a bored voice. Daphne began laughing, Remus soon joined in. Lily came down "Mornin' Daph, Mornin' Rem" she called coming to sit down "Mornin' Lils" they chorused

"What's so funny?" She inquired

"Well Daphne seems to think the whole of Gryffindor house are in the common room hiding under James' invisibility cloak" Remus filled in.

"It's could happen" Daphne insisted. All 3 of them fell about laughing Remus felt so relaxed around Daphne and Lily, they were the only 2 out of the 3 people (the other being James) who knew he was gay, that knew he fancied Sirius. It was known to the whole school that Sirius was bisexual but as Remus kept telling Daphne and Lily "He'd never like me like that, he's one of my best friends"

It was now nearly 9'o'clock "I think we'd better go wake them up" Lily said "you know what there like if they don't have breakfast" she added. Daphne's face lit up "it's no fun to wake them up normally, I say, we prank the pranksters" Daphne said with a grin. "Ohhh, I think Daph's got an idea" Lily mocked

"Actually I do" Daphne replied and poked her tongue out at Lily, she stood up "follow me" she instructed. Remus and Lily looked at each other before following Daphne up to the boy's dormitory. Peter was lying on his stomach on foot sticking out and snoring loudly, James was lying on his side curled up into a ball and Sirius was lying on his side one hand curled into a fist under his chin. Daphne had gone into the bathroom and Remus could hear running water so he went to investigate. Daphne had to buckets of water next to her and was filling a third, she looked up at Remus and grinned who grinned back at her and took a bucket, Lily who had followed Remus in took the other bucket also grinning. Daphne came out of the bathroom with her bucket, Lily was standing at the end of James bed, Remus at the end of Sirius' bed, Daphne took her position at the end of Peter's bed. Daphne nodded to Lily and Remus who nodded back "on 3" Daphne said "1"

"2" Remus continued

"3" Lily finished. They threw the water over the boy's, dropped the buckets and ran out of the room

A/N

OK, so that was the 1st chapter of my 1st fanfic -gasp- well please R&R if it's great let me know, if it's a load of crap let me know

i will post the next chapter tomorrow and the next chapter the day after (if i've finnished writing, i will try and updated frequently)