Hiya! This is some fucked up story I've been writing during school. It's really messed up. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY
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Nadeshiko: * Walks in dragging a reluctant Gohan * Now stay still!
Gohan: Oh Kami…
Nadeshiko: * Gives him the eye O.o *
Gohan: Where's the exit?
Nadeshiko: Um, right over there… Hey! You're trying to get away from me!
Gohan: No! I never said I was!
Nadeshiko: Get him evil fruitcakes!
* Evil fruitcakes attack Gohan *
Gohan: Ahh! Mercy!
Nadeshiko: I knew you'd take it my way :) Anyways, this is some fucked up story I made. Cool isn't it? No? Well, it's not cool just yet, but it'll get funny later… I hope…
Gohan: Did anyone forget about me??
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Nadeshiko: * Kicks a piece of corn repeatedly *
Quatre: What are you doing to that poor piece of corn?!
Wufei: this is injustice!
Nadeshiko: Kicking a piece of corn is injustice?
Wufei: What? No, no, I meant it's injustice to have relationships with other men
Nadeshiko: O.o queer…
Heero: Omae wa korosu
Nadeshiko: Omae wa korosu
Heero: * whimpers *
Duo: Heero! Come on, let's get to work in bed!
Nadeshiko: Disturbing gay people…
Heero: Coming! * Skips away *
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Nadeshiko: AHHHH! The British are coming!
Usagi: AHHH! We're all gonna die!
* British people march into room *
Ami: How fascinating!
Nadeshiko: * stares at one of the guy's butt * Yup, very fascinating…
British Dude: We have come here to kill you!
Mysterious Voice: Not if I can help it!
Nadeshiko: It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It is a bird! Wait… hold on… * gets out binoculars * Umm, forget that. It's really the Great Saiyaman.
British Dude #2: Sayingman?
Saiyaman: No, Saiyaman!
British People: Oh, Sayaiman!
* Kills all of the British with his finger… pinky to be exact *
Nadeshiko: My hero! * Does a funky dance *
Saiyaman: What an odd person… * flies away *
Usagi: * Occupied eating Kami knows what *
Ami: *Reading *
Nadeshiko: * Acting stupid *
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Nadeshiko: Vegeta!
Janet: Brett!
Brett: Janet! Oops, sorry, wrong show…
Nadeshiko: Odd… * Spots Vegeta beating the living shit out of Trunks * I better stop this disturbing act of violence… later. * Sits down and watches *
* Hour Later *
Nadeshiko: * Still watching * I'll help now.
* Runs over to Vegeta and grabs his hair *
Vegeta: Gah! Not the hair! I spent a lot of money just to get it right!
Trunks: Kami! Finally! Sheesh… * Walks into the house all bloody and crap *
Bra: * Walks outside and hugs Vegeta * Daddy? What happened to Trunks? He's bleeding a lot and saying a lot of potty words.
Vegeta: Uh… Who knows. Now go help your mother do something.
Bra: Otay! * Runs off, slamming into a tree in the process *
Nadeshiko: What a sad little girl…
Vegeta: Say that again!
Nadeshiko: I said, what a sad little girl
Vegeta: Shit, I was hoping you didn't say it.
Nadeshiko: o.o…… ooookay, anyways, I gotta go. * goes poof in a green fog *
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Nadeshiko: * Appears in outer space * Gah! Shit! I can't breath! *gasps for air but there is none, uh oh :) *
* Ship appears out of hyper space *
Nadeshiko: * turning blue * * Swims to spaceship * * Soor of ship opens * * Swims in *
Nadeshiko: I can breath again! :) * Does a funky dance *
People: * stare *
Nadeshiko: Nik!! * Backs up * * Head hits metal pole * * passes out *
DARKNESS!!!!
Nadeshiko: * Wakes up *
Gene: You've been out cold for 3 years! That's a long time!
Nadeshiko: No, really? I never knew 3 years was a long time!
Gene: * gasp * Me neither! We must be twins!!
Nadeshiko: What an odd person… odd and sad…
Melfina: * monotone voice * My life sucks, my life suck, my life sucks, my life…
Nadeshiko: Shut the fuck up!
Melfina: * meep *
Nadeshiko: I am almighty!
Gene: o.o;;
Jim: Sup my homies? Der be some fat motha fucka hoe in da kitchen, yo!
Nadeshiko: What the hell… he's talking shit!
Gene: He's been doing that all the time since he started watching MTV
Nadeshiko: ………………………..
Gene: ………………………..
Nadeshiko: …………………………
Gene: ……………………………..
Nadeshiko: ……………………..
Gene: ……………………………
Nadeshiko: ………………………………
Gene: Quit it!
Nadeshiko: ………………………..
Gene: ……………………..
Nadeshiko: …………………………
Gene: ………………………..
Nadeshiko:………………….
Gene: grrrrrrr
Nadeshiko: ……………………..
Gene: ……………………….
Nadeshiko: ………………….
Gene: QUIT IT!!!
Nadeshiko: * meep *
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Well, that pretty much raps up my little story. Messed up isn't it? Ya, I thought so. I might add some more. I know the Outlaw Star scene at the end was sort of incomplete but hey. It's really late and it's a school night. My dads nagging me to go to bed so what can I do? Well, please review!! Bye! *~ Senshi Nadeshiko, the Megumi of All Stupidity
Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY
~*~*~*~
Nadeshiko: * Walks in dragging a reluctant Gohan * Now stay still!
Gohan: Oh Kami…
Nadeshiko: * Gives him the eye O.o *
Gohan: Where's the exit?
Nadeshiko: Um, right over there… Hey! You're trying to get away from me!
Gohan: No! I never said I was!
Nadeshiko: Get him evil fruitcakes!
* Evil fruitcakes attack Gohan *
Gohan: Ahh! Mercy!
Nadeshiko: I knew you'd take it my way :) Anyways, this is some fucked up story I made. Cool isn't it? No? Well, it's not cool just yet, but it'll get funny later… I hope…
Gohan: Did anyone forget about me??
~*~*~*~
Nadeshiko: * Kicks a piece of corn repeatedly *
Quatre: What are you doing to that poor piece of corn?!
Wufei: this is injustice!
Nadeshiko: Kicking a piece of corn is injustice?
Wufei: What? No, no, I meant it's injustice to have relationships with other men
Nadeshiko: O.o queer…
Heero: Omae wa korosu
Nadeshiko: Omae wa korosu
Heero: * whimpers *
Duo: Heero! Come on, let's get to work in bed!
Nadeshiko: Disturbing gay people…
Heero: Coming! * Skips away *
~*~*~*~
Nadeshiko: AHHHH! The British are coming!
Usagi: AHHH! We're all gonna die!
* British people march into room *
Ami: How fascinating!
Nadeshiko: * stares at one of the guy's butt * Yup, very fascinating…
British Dude: We have come here to kill you!
Mysterious Voice: Not if I can help it!
Nadeshiko: It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It is a bird! Wait… hold on… * gets out binoculars * Umm, forget that. It's really the Great Saiyaman.
British Dude #2: Sayingman?
Saiyaman: No, Saiyaman!
British People: Oh, Sayaiman!
* Kills all of the British with his finger… pinky to be exact *
Nadeshiko: My hero! * Does a funky dance *
Saiyaman: What an odd person… * flies away *
Usagi: * Occupied eating Kami knows what *
Ami: *Reading *
Nadeshiko: * Acting stupid *
~*~*~*~
Nadeshiko: Vegeta!
Janet: Brett!
Brett: Janet! Oops, sorry, wrong show…
Nadeshiko: Odd… * Spots Vegeta beating the living shit out of Trunks * I better stop this disturbing act of violence… later. * Sits down and watches *
* Hour Later *
Nadeshiko: * Still watching * I'll help now.
* Runs over to Vegeta and grabs his hair *
Vegeta: Gah! Not the hair! I spent a lot of money just to get it right!
Trunks: Kami! Finally! Sheesh… * Walks into the house all bloody and crap *
Bra: * Walks outside and hugs Vegeta * Daddy? What happened to Trunks? He's bleeding a lot and saying a lot of potty words.
Vegeta: Uh… Who knows. Now go help your mother do something.
Bra: Otay! * Runs off, slamming into a tree in the process *
Nadeshiko: What a sad little girl…
Vegeta: Say that again!
Nadeshiko: I said, what a sad little girl
Vegeta: Shit, I was hoping you didn't say it.
Nadeshiko: o.o…… ooookay, anyways, I gotta go. * goes poof in a green fog *
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Nadeshiko: * Appears in outer space * Gah! Shit! I can't breath! *gasps for air but there is none, uh oh :) *
* Ship appears out of hyper space *
Nadeshiko: * turning blue * * Swims to spaceship * * Soor of ship opens * * Swims in *
Nadeshiko: I can breath again! :) * Does a funky dance *
People: * stare *
Nadeshiko: Nik!! * Backs up * * Head hits metal pole * * passes out *
DARKNESS!!!!
Nadeshiko: * Wakes up *
Gene: You've been out cold for 3 years! That's a long time!
Nadeshiko: No, really? I never knew 3 years was a long time!
Gene: * gasp * Me neither! We must be twins!!
Nadeshiko: What an odd person… odd and sad…
Melfina: * monotone voice * My life sucks, my life suck, my life sucks, my life…
Nadeshiko: Shut the fuck up!
Melfina: * meep *
Nadeshiko: I am almighty!
Gene: o.o;;
Jim: Sup my homies? Der be some fat motha fucka hoe in da kitchen, yo!
Nadeshiko: What the hell… he's talking shit!
Gene: He's been doing that all the time since he started watching MTV
Nadeshiko: ………………………..
Gene: ………………………..
Nadeshiko: …………………………
Gene: ……………………………..
Nadeshiko: ……………………..
Gene: ……………………………
Nadeshiko: ………………………………
Gene: Quit it!
Nadeshiko: ………………………..
Gene: ……………………..
Nadeshiko: …………………………
Gene: ………………………..
Nadeshiko:………………….
Gene: grrrrrrr
Nadeshiko: ……………………..
Gene: ……………………….
Nadeshiko: ………………….
Gene: QUIT IT!!!
Nadeshiko: * meep *
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Well, that pretty much raps up my little story. Messed up isn't it? Ya, I thought so. I might add some more. I know the Outlaw Star scene at the end was sort of incomplete but hey. It's really late and it's a school night. My dads nagging me to go to bed so what can I do? Well, please review!! Bye! *~ Senshi Nadeshiko, the Megumi of All Stupidity