Fun-the Cullen way

(empov)

I was sitting down watching animal planet when Carlisle and Esme walked in with big smiles on their faces.

"What are you two smiling about?" I asked

There was a big white box with a giant box with a red bow on it.
"No Emmet, we got you a ping pong table!" Esme said with excitement

"yippie, you got me a shiny red bow and a box." I said sarcastically

Those words replayed over and over again in my head. This is going to drive everyone crazy and I like it.

"Aww yea I'm going to play this baby like there's no tomorrow. Ops I need to get to the mall and get an outfit, hehe."

But first I used my vampire speed to unwrap it (it looked so beautiful) when Edward came down with wide eyes.

"You guys got him a ping pong table. You do know you're going to regret this right?" He said to Esme and Carlisle.

Before they could answer he dashed back up stairs not wanting anything to do with me and my new baby. Oh well off to the mall.

After I put my new ninja outfit on I realized that I needed to get a ping pong buddy.


"Jasper you get your little ass down here!" I said acting like a kung fu master.

"will you leave me and my ass out of your potential scam?" he cried

"well jazzy I tought you would want to play-"

"OOO ping pong can we play can we can we?" he said like a fat kid in McDonalds

"I was…sure grass hopper" this is going to be fun not only that things will go by fast cause when vampires play any game it's going to be fast.

After two hours of talking like kung fu masters and as a matter of fact no one was winning it was a tie. So it's time for master Em to play harder. I hit it so

hard it did not even hit the table ,it just bounced off of Jasper's head out crashed a window , off a tree through another window ,and hit Bella in the head as

she walked in. Ha-ha ops.

She let out a small yelp, that was all it took for Edward to have a reason to kill me.

"Aww man I just got on his good side gotta go." I cried

"EMMET! WHY DOES BELLA HAVE A BLACK EYE WHEN SHE DID NOT BEFOR?!" he yelled

"Haha that's easy cause she's Bella." OOOO wrong move Emmet