DeidaraXNearly Every Other Female Character
A.N: This is just a load of random one shots, all with Deidara paired with a different kunochi each time. Flames are allowed, if they are genuine and will help me out in some way.
DeiXSaku
Deidara randomly sat on a footstool, inwardly wondering why on earth he'd agreed to this (-Because I is da writer Dei, and I said so!-). He wondered which of the many random kunochi he had yet to meet was going to come first.
He nearly did a double take as the pink haired medic nin walked through the door. She smirked and twiddled with a peice of her hair. Deidara stood up, fuming.
'OH MY FUCKING GOD, UN!!! YOU KILLED SASORI-DANNA!!!' Deidara instantly threw the chair at her.
'Oh God! He's crazy! Get me out of here!' Sakura turned around and began to bang helplessly on the door. 'HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE LOONY BIN!!!'
Deidara was making a random bomb in the shape of Sasori, he threw the thing at her and it exploded, making a huge whole in the wall and sending her out of it.
'DIE, STUPID WHORE, YEA!!!' Deidara yelled after her.