The Hotness of Zechs!

Doroth: So Niko not counting who you like just on looks, who is your favorite Gundum Pilot?

Niko: Are you serious Dorothy? Oh you are. Well in that case isn't it obvious. It is so totally Zechs.

Relena: You think my brother's hot?

Dorothy: Oh come on Relena-sama! You know that if he wasn't your brother you'd be on him in a heartbeat.

Relena: I would not! That's a horrible thing to say.

Niko: Not so horrible to me. **giggles** Okay Relena who do you think is the hottest pilot?

Relena: Well Heero of course.

Dorothy: Zechs is hotter than him.

Niko: Mmmhhhmmm **nods dreamily**

Relena: You two nymphos make me sick.

**not paying attention**

Noin: What are you girls talking about?

Relena: Noin! Uh we weren't talking about anything important.

Noin: Really now? Then, may I ask what's up with Niko and Dorothy over here?

Niko: No you may not ask that.

Dorothy: Join us I'm sure you'll find out topic very interesting.

Noin: And what would that be?

Both: ZECHS!

**they giggle**

Noin: Relena, you find your brother unimportant.

Relena: It's not that exactly. It's just that they keep saying he's hot and trying to get me to agree. Then when I won't they make fun of me. And if I say it they'll make fun of me.

Noin: Zechs is SO hot! And great in bed too.

Dorothy: Tell us more! Kami tell us more!

Niko: **would comment, but is too busy drooling over picturing Zechs naked**

Noin: I can't. Maybe you'll fond out on your own one day. **smiles mysteriously**

Dorothy: Really **starry eyes**

Noin: **shrugs and walks out.**

Niko: So how should I break it to Trowa that I wanna screw Zechs?

Relena: You shouldn't.

Dorothy: Relena-sama just admit he's cute and we'll leave you alone.

Relena: Promise?

Dorothy: Yeah, yeah. Tell us already. **shoots a wicked grin to Niko **

Relena: Alright. **takes deep breath** I guess if he wasn't my brother, I'd screw him 'till his brains we're fried.

**at the same time while laughing their assess off.**

Niko: INCEST WHORE!

Dorothy: INCESTIAL BITCH!

Zechs: I need to take a nice long cold shower and not think about my sister.

THE END