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Garfield's Thoughts About Humans!
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Garfield (thinking to himself): 'Mankind…. They must be the most interesting species on earth – always driven by their thirst for knowledge, such intelligence that surpasses even the most cunning of animals…. Will their enigmatic characters ever be truly understood? I should watch my own human, and see what wonderful lessons I can learn.'
He turns towards Jon and proceeds to watch him blink at his shoes for 15 minutes.
Garfield (sighing): 'Perhaps there's something good on T.V.'