More Penguin Days of summer: Agent Declassified

by penguin adventures

Agent Declassified leader of the defunded South Wind (North Wind's southern equivalent) is back. And he has his sights set on a certain team of commando penguins. With help from the North Wind can they stop Classified's vengeance-crazed brother. But with the Now Evil South Wind behind Declassified this may be a tall order. The penguins only hope is to bring the battle to them.

1. Skipper's Recap

For Skipper's Eyes only

And authorized penguin personal

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Our summer has been intense; We beat out the competion at the annual Elitist of the elite competion to win the elitist of the elite award. We managed to escape the jaws of death in Indonesia, we once again faced off against the Puffin Intelligence Agency in denmark, we battled blowhole's father, and finally successfully cloned something other then dode the dodo. We saved shen's parents from Lord shen. We survived a Shen conquered New York and managed to avert Shen's invasion in the first place. We brought back and defeated the Phoneix, discovered the horrifying truth of the dreaded phony fishcakes, stopped Blowhole's plan to ruin the Fourth of July forever, and rescued Private from the jaws of a certain mr. chew.

Our entire operation was compromised to the world (thanks to Kowalski's new and Improved plasma blaster with repeated action and laser sights with new Extreme, Intense, and Insane settings). We were captured by agents of the U.S government and taken to a government lab that is probably outside any animal rights law. But thanks to a unexpected rescue from Dr. Blowhole we managed to escape dissections. And thanks to Blowhole's Mindjacker the entire world forgot that commando penguins even exist. So because of that the humans no longer suspect a thing. Even though Alice "claimed" that our secret was safe with her we gave her a dose of amnesia mist just to be on the safe side. Unfortantly we can't have people running around with intel about commando penguins. So this recap can only be viewed by authorized parties such as myself.

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