Chapter 1 "The Kickoff"
Hi! First I do not own any of the mentioned fandoms or bleach and homestuck. If I did no character would have been safe from my shipping but uh well we can't have everything now can we? That was the disclaimer part. Now this is my first ever fanfic and I hope people will enjoy it! Please review if you want anything specific or to help me grow as a writer. This story is unBeta'd and english isn't my first language so please have mercy on me! Also flames will be used to toast my enemies, in other words the mountain of homework that is crushing my desk. Enjoy! ;)
=== reader: Observe the two mysteriously sitting duckies
"You know, if you keep on doing this people will eventually start to question you." A smooth voice said. It was a little rough and it sounded as if the owner yelled a lot but was making an effort not to be too loud. Two figures were for some reason sitting on top of a ridiculously tall skyscraper. The one currently sitting on the edge only grunted in response. He was wearing a black jacket with white accents, a large fur hood and black rimmed orange goggles around his neck. His jeans were a plain dark grey and he wore snow boots. The boy suddenly sighed and leaned back, using his hand to hold himself up as the wind ruffled his orange hair. He looked content for a moment, as if the wind had blown away all his worries.
All of a sudden he opened his eyes to reveal two chocolate brown orbs with orange hue. He shot his companion a scowl. "I don't give a damn." He said bluntly. He raised one hand to scratch the back of his head and continued grumpily, "They don't really care now anyway so why even bother." His companion only let out a groan of annoyance and seemed to be muttering some really unflattering things under his breath.
=== reader: Be introduced to one of the protagonists
What shall we call the orangette? How about The Deathbery? No? Too much? Oh wait he already has a name? Oh yeah, he was the one and only Ichigo Kurosaki, former substitute soul reaper extraordinary and hero of the winter war. He unfortunately lost his powers and was now an ordinary human citizen of karakura town. Or so it seemed. In secret he is actually THE PRINCE OF AN ALIEN RACE CALLED THE GNWSD'DGDO-. Enough of the alien race talk from the mentally unstable writer. We won't be talking about the big secret, that will come later.
=== reader: But we want to know now.
Too bad for you then. This is my story. You'll figure it out in not too long anyway. Just not now. Now where was I? OH YEAH! We were introducing the deathberry. Well... we are kind of already done with that I think. If you don't know who he is by now I than I will have to ask you what the hell you are doing here if you don't even know who the main protagonist of Bleach is (I mean the anime not the cleaning product) but enough with the chitchat.
=== reader: Be The Deathberry
'Ugh why can't he just leave me alone?' Ichigo thought exasperated. He was currently in his inner world that he should not be able to access but fuck that he is going to do whatever the hell he wants to do. It's his soul anyway and thus he should be able to do anything that he wants with it. He whishes that he could talk to the old man and ask him some questions like why the hell is his soul so... weird? But he couldn't do that for some reason. Something about that not fitting in the story line until much later. Of course Ichigo could care less about that and thus attempted to restore his powers much earlier than in canon. The result was... interesting to say the least.
'Why do these kinds of things only seem to happen to me?' He thought as he tried to ignore his current companion. Poor fool, he will soon learn why doing such a thing is highly inadvisable if you wish to keep your ability to hear or not get hurt. Suddenly his companion let out a frustrated scream, startling Ichigo as he whipped his head aound to regard his companion so fast that we're suprised he didn't get whiplash. His sort-of-friend marched up to him with eyes filled with fury and frustration only Ichigo can cause you by acting incredibly stupid. "YOU KNOW WHAT?", his friend screamed,"GO GET OUT OF HERE AND COME BACK WHEN YOU ACT LESS LIKE A WRIGGLER AND MORE LIKE SOMETHING WITH SOME FORM OF INTELLIGENCE! GO AND COME BACK WHEN YOU FINALLY GET IT TROUGH YOUR STUPID THINKPAN THAT ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG ONLY HURTS THE OTHERS AROUND YOU!" He kicked Ichigo in the back, causing Ichigo to yelp and plummet trough the sky. Ichigo heared one last "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" before it all turned black as he was kicked out of his inner world.
=== reader: Be Shouty McNubbs
You are now mr. McNubbs and you are- wait. That isn't your name? Sorry my apologies. In that case let's call you Kitkat, how about that?(The writer cries out in pain as the other protagonist hits her on her head, hell bent on causing het brain damage all the while screaming how he wasn't some kind of sweet edible confectionery.) No not that either. How about we first observe his appearance before naming him shall we? While he appeared humanoid he most certainly wasn't a human or hollow for that matter. If the sharp claws at the end of his fingertips and fangs weren't enough the grey skin, yellow red eyes and horns should do the trick. He wore fitting black, white and golden uniform like outfit with candy red accents, a black cloak, light grey arm guards and black gloves. The hood that he wore had holes for the horns as he was currently wearing it and he was stomping in anger at the floor below him with his heavy black boots. On his chest he wore the zodiac sign for cancer. He appeared to be 16 years old or 7.4 sweeps for his people so basically the alien version of a teenager.
He was the person to kick off one Ichigo kurosaki off a building, telling him to fuck off and make himself useful. He was Karkat Vantas and we finally have his name right!( In the background the authoress is rubbing the bumps on her head, muttering curses under her breath and glaring at Karkat who looks suspiciously self-satisfied.) If you do not know who he is I suggest you go read the webcomic or nothing will make sense to you. But for formalities sake we will continue introducing him. Karkat Vantas is a mutant blooded troll who's blood is such a bright red he isn't even on the hemospectrum. He was the leader of a highly dysfunctional group of troll friends that led them to victory in a game to make a universe. Of course something went wrong and they became friends with trolls from another universe (technically) and 8 humans from another 2 sessions. More about that later in the story but they will not make much of an appearance.
=== reader: be Karkat
You are now Karkat and you can not believe that fucker you just kicked off of the building. Why you think of him as a friend is a mystery- oh no wait, it's because you are a sucker for everyone who seems to have even the smallest of relationship problems. Be it either with their friends, love life or parents you can't help but want to comfort them and help. 'What in the world do I have to do to finally get his ass into gear?!' Karkat thought frustrated.
He jumped off of the building but unlike Ichigo he didn't plummet but instead floated down for a shot distance before flying through the sky out of Ichigo's city. When he left the city limits he entered a forest not unlike those from Alternia but instead of night it was daytime. Another huge difference was that the sun wasn't burning him to death but instead was just pleasantly warm. Karkat continued to stew in anger the whole flight but that slowly changed into sadness as he knew that his words wouldn't have much effect. He came stand still at the entrance of a cave and lowered to the ground. He let out a sad sigh and his yellow red eyes were downcast. He then walked into the cave and was greeted by cheerful laughter and music. He and his friends used the large cave system as their shared hive. Gamzee noticing that his moirail had returned went up to greet him with all the grace a honking clown could manage but quickly noticed that his moirail wasn't in a good mood. He already knew what was wrong but also knew that there was nothing he could do to help and thus left Karkat after giving him a last sad honk before he went to meet up with Terezi for some blackrom relief. Sollux had been watching from a distance and had noticed that his best friend wasn't in his normal mood. Shaking his head he took off his 3D glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose as if he was trying to ward off a migrane. He than used his psionic's to open the curtain to Karkats cave/bedroom for Karkat. Karkat shot him a grateful look before entering his cave, closing the curtain behind him and entering his ablution block that was attached to his cave. Unknown to him his friends had fallen silent as they all sadly watched as they knew that he desperately wanted to help Ichigo.
After all, they understood why he would want to help the boy who housed their souls in his.
AND THAT WAS THE FIRST PART OF TROLLS AND DEATHBERRIES! I hope you all enjoyed it! please review.