The Yamis are Stupid
Bakura1fan: 1st one-shot! Woot! .
Bakura: I'm not stupid! I'LL SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!
Ryou and Bakura1fan: 0.0
Bakura1fan: It's about the Yamis and modern technology!...and some other stuff …..so yeah.
Bakura: are you saying I can't work mod444t5 ghewfieioworotgnotnjo?
Ryou: well apparently you can't work a keyboard…..
Bakura: wd789234YTFff.';4;/3tg45T...
Bakura1fan: right…Ryou! Disclaimer!
Ryou: Kazuki Takahashi owns Yu-Gi-Oh, but Bakura1fan owns his ideas! Don't take em'!
Bakura: fdgi459t45yY Jy'hkh…..
Bakura1fan: um…..what he's trying to say is….on to the story!
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At Yugi's House
Yami: …Yugi…I'm hearing voices again…..
Yugi: hunh? Oh! You mean the radio?
Yami: hiding behind couch …r-r-radio? Is it a device to communicate with the dead?
Yugi:…it's music….
Yami: pokes radio …it doesn't look like one of our ancient Egyptian singers…….
Yugi: No no no! it "records" sounds in studios and projects then into our radios through "CDs".
Yami: CD? What's that? Constipated Donkeys?
Yugi: dddrrr……I don't know! It just has music on it….
Yami: it doesn't sound like a donkey….
Yugi: -.-
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At Ryou's House
Bakura: hey Ryou! …what's this? holds up flashlight
Ryou: …a flashlight, why?
Bakura: Holds up to eye hunh?... turns on ….aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...
Ryou: you stupid or something! You can blind yourself like that!
Bakura: turns off and peers inside ….it's like a portable sun………….
Ryou: ….no, it just projects light…
Bakura: with this portable sun in my hands, the power of the world is mine! Muwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Ryou: -.- whatever…..
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At Malik's House
Marik: hey dude… what is this? points to hole in ground
Malik: that is an air vent. It brings cold air in when we're hot.
Marik: but I'm always hot!
Malik: hot as in not cold…
Marik: this is dangerous! You could fall in!
Malik: something is wrong with it, so we need to keep the lid off
Marik: one pickle…..two pickle…..three pickle…..four pickle…
Malik: Marik no!
KA-BOOM!
Malik:……….you're a dumbass, Marik.
Marik: shut up. How was I supposed to know that lead to the furnace…..
Malik: sigh……-.-
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Sometime Later
Yami…hey guys! Guess what!
Marik and Bakura: what?
Yami: today I learned about radios and constipated donkeys!
Both of others: o.0
Bakura: so what! I learned about portable suns!
Marik: a portable sun! wow!
Bakura: got it in my pocket! takes out flashlight
Marik: well I learned about air vents!
Both of others: ooh……aah……
Yami: Today's technology is so wonderful!
Marik: we should show what we learned!
Bakura: yeah! At domino square!
Yami: hey everybody! Look! A CONSTIPATED DONKEY!
Rex Raptor: who wants to see a donkey!
Weevil: that's no donkey!
Yami: but it is!
Bakura: well observe my…. PORTABLE SUN!
Everyone: a portable sun!
Bakura: yes! Observe! takes out flashlight
Everyone: -.-
Marik: well….um … runs into building…look! An AIR VENT!
Everyone: get outta here! Go play with a toaster or something!
All 3: what's a toaster? 0.0
Everyone: -.-
All 3 of them went to yugi's house, where the 3 hikaris were hangin' out.
Yami: Yugi, what's a toaster?
Yugi: you've…got…to be kidding me…
Ryou: sigh…observe…
Ryou led them to the kitchen, where Malik was preparing to make toast.
Ryou: first, you put bread into this slot…
Bakura, Marik, and Yami: ooh…..aah………cool…..
Ryou: then you press the switch…
presses switch
Yami: the toast disappeared!
Ryou: no! it went into the toaster!
Bakura: hey! It ate our bread!
Ryou: twitch twitch …no…it just….gah!...whatever…so now we wait.
Marik: but I want my toast now!
BING! toast comes up
Bakura: aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ryou: calm down! It's just toast!
Marik: what happened to the bread! It ate the bread! DIE YOU EVIIL DEVICE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
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Ryou: no! the toaster!
Yugi: … sniff …….toaster buddy…..
Bakura: at least we have toast!
Ryou: just shut up my yami, just shut up!
Marik: munch munch good!
Bakura: or, not…..
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