Well, I've got writer's block, I'm reading shadow hearts fanfiction (Which all I've read so far are good!) I'm typing a fic, which I don't have a clue to call it, and now I have Alice in wonderland stuck in my head because I got it in the library. All this has lead up to me typing this fic. (It's Alice in wonderland with a sprinkle of beauty and the beast) And now I'm typing this up to help me get rid of it from my head. I never wrote the original Alice in wonder land, just to let you know I'm not Lewis Carroll in disguise (For one thing, He's actually talented, unlike me…) and I don't own the copyrights to Shadow hearts, Hell, I don't even own a copy of shadow hearts, my friend lets me play it on his PS2, but I won't name him because he doesn't like that…

First off the cast is as follows….:

Alice is played by……ALICE!

The beast is, naturally….Yuri!

The queen of hearts is none other than….Margarette

The white rabbit is…Keith

Tweedle Dee is played by little Sharon

As Tweedle Dumb is played by Joshua (Although neither of them are idiots, they ARE kids..)

The mad hatter is played by….Edward!

The march hare is played by….Koudelka!

The dormouse is played by….(No shit Sherlock) Halley!

The Cheshire cat is really….Zhuzhen

The card soldiers are now….the London rats.

The caterpillar is Chris!

And finally we have dumped James as well….umm….ahhh…..I think….nooo….ummm. Oh I got it !He'll be the guy who has to paint the roses red! (No offence to any James fans out there (If there is any…) But I hate him! And I'm Irish!)

Alice in Wonderland.

-Chapter one-

Alice kissed her parents goodbye and walked off to her first exorcism. She carried a little basket that held her cupcakes, a bottle of strawberry juice and her bible and book of the flesh. On the way however, she got lost and had to rest. She rested in the hollow of an oak tree. She ate her cupcakes and Drank her Strawberry juice and then took a nap. When she opened her eyes she saw a little white rabbit hopping amongst some daisies. She walked over to it but it hopped away. She ran after it but it hopped into a shadowy place so she wasn't able to find it. She walked back and got her basket. Inside the hollow, she saw the ground glow with an eerie light. She walked in to have a closer look and fell into a hole that came out of nowhere. She clutched onto her basket as she tumbled down a weird passage filled with grandfather clocks and chairs and pictures of a handsome young man. Alice tried to grab one of the latter, but with no luck.. she tumbled and tumbled for what felt like hours until she hit the grass land with a thud.

"Ouch!" She squeaked as the sound of giggling came from behind her.

Two little children scurried out in front of her.

"Hello miss ma'm!" The boy said, "I'm Joshua!"

"And I'm Sharon." The girl added with a curtsey.

Alice smiled, "Hello, my name is Alice. I'm very pleased to meet you!"

The two children giggled, "You're nice! Say would you like to play?"

"Alice smiled, "I would like to, but I have to find a way home, Mama and Papa will be worried if I don't go home soon."

"Aww.." Joshua whined, "That's a pity, but, we'll help you with some advice.."

"Yeah!" Sharon said happily, "We'll tell you a bit about Wonderland!"

"Wonderland?" Alice asked rising to her feet.

"Yes wonderland is where you are!" The children spoke in unison.

"The big red Castle is where the queen of hearts lives. But she's very, very bossy!" Joshua said.

"And the creepy black castle is where a demon lives… We all live in fear of him!" Sharon said.

"The Plunkett family are a bit mad….but they are nice, if you want to go there, follow the tea cup road." Joshua said pointing to a path made out of tea cups and saucers.

"Chris might tell you a bit about Halley, because they are boyfriend and Girlfriend…" Sharon said.

"Zhuzehn will leave you confused, but he knows a lot about the demon!" Joshua said.

"And that's all we know!" they both said in unison.

"Thank you for your hospitality, I'll keep all you advice in mind." Alice said beginning to walk off. "Goodbye Joshua and Sharon, enjoy your game!"

"Oh and Alice!" Sharon called out, "The only way is the queen's way, don't make her mad or she'll do something nasty!"

"I'll keep that in mind." Alice said back as she walked down the path.

Joshua looked at Sharon when Alice had left.

"I liked her. She's nice!"

= END OF CHAPTER 1!

Now that wasn't too bad… Well next chapter Alice will meet the caterpillar….namely Chris!