The Missed Call Chronicles- Alice's Cell Phone
"Bella, please, just go try it on!" I told my future sister-in-law. She sighed, and then swiped the dress from my hands. We were shopping in Port Angeles, and for once, Edward's "shopping with Alice" excuse was true. As Bella changed in the dressing room, I decided to take a moment and check my phone messages.
I could see that one was from Edward and the other from Emmett. I shuddered at the thought of what it could be. I flipped open my little silver phone and dialed my voice mail number. I punched in my password—Jasper in numbers—and listened for the horrific message.
"Alice, Alice-bo-Balice!" If I could blush, it would be now. Emmett sand the message in a tone that sounded suspiciously like Madonna. I shut my eyes, and listened to the rest of the message.
"I need you to buy me some B-E-A-utiful shoes for Rosalie. And—OW!" I heard Rosalie hiss and punch him. She swiped the phone from him.
"Sorry, Alice. I just wanted to ask you to pick up a pair of shoes for Edward and Bella's wedding for me. I'm afraid to leave Emmett by himself. Thanks, bye." The line went dead. I clenched my jaw, and moved on to Edward's message.
"ALICE!! YOU NEED TO HELP ME! EMMETT IS TRYING TO STEAL BELLA'S BRAS!! TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANYTHING AND CALL ME BACK!! AH!!" I felt my forehead crease. Edward sounded frantic, and I did hear Emmett making a strange fuss in the background. What was wrong with my overly muscled brother? I decided to take a look and see what he was planning. I was curious.
I saw Emmett in the clearing, and then Jasper showed up. He ran over to Emmett and swiped something that looked like pants out of his hand.
"Dammit!" Emmett yelled. "Now I need Jasper's pants, Bella's bra, and some of Alice's shoes. I think those blue heels should do…" then it went black. Bella snapped me back into the present.
"What did you see?" she asked worried.
"Please tell me all of your bras are away from Emmett's reach!" I asked her, trying to get the mental image of Emmett in the clearing out of my head.
"No…" she squeaked. Before she had a chance to take a breath, I made her change back, bought a pair of shoes for Rosalie, and got her in the car fast. While we were driving my beautiful yellow Porsche, I called Edward and told him about Emmett in the clearing.
"Just go to Bella's house, hide her bras, and have Jasper hide ALL of my shoes. I don't even want to think about what he's going to do next. Bye." I hung up.
"Do I even want to know what Emmett's planning this time?" Bella asked as I sped up.
"No, no. You don't want to know one little detail." I punched the accelerator, determined to save my wardrobe from anything Emmett wants to do with them.
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